This is a truly *amazing* poem. (Can you feel the sarcasm?) I wrote it in chemistry class one day. It's a limerick about LOTR! And yes, I realize the "including" line is a bit iffy; just read the word "including" a little faster than usual and it still works. I may write some more. Or haiku. We'll see! Please review!

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There once was a Ring oh so bad,

Whose malice was not just a fad.

It controlled all the Rings,

Including Nine held by kings,

And it killed oh so many a lad!

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That last line is just incredible, no? :-)