L and Light -chained together- were sitting on the sofa and every few minutes Light would sigh.
L had noticed this and said to his prime suspect "Would you like some cake? It would make you feel better."
"No it wouldn't." Light responded firmly, annoyed at this whole 'chained together' scenario "I don't want any cake."
"Are you sure, I could ask Wa-"
"No. I. Do not. Want cake. Understood?"
L sat in his usual pose responding to Lights question. As Light looked away the older boy stabbed a fork into his cake and started moving it towards Lights mouth.
"W-what are you doing?!" Light asked startled as the cake touched the corner of his lip.
"Eat the cake."
"No L, Cake isn't going to fix all my problems." He said with agitation.
"Well it fixes all of mine." L replied with less of a monotone "Come on, just a bite, its strawberry."
"I garentee it wont fix my problems and i'm damn sure its not fixing yours."
After a pause L answered "Well i guess you're not going to find out now are you."
"I know for a fact that cake isn't going to help you find Kira, L."
"Oh no." The obsidian eyed man retaliated in his usual tone "It actually has a magnet in it's core that is drawn to Kira."
Suddenly L Launched the plate of cake into a now very pissed Lights face.
"Oh look it worked..."