Author's Note: For some reason, I've been wondering about Frank and his prophecies from Attack of the Saucer Morons. This is just what the little voices in my head told me to write. Oh, and if anyone's interested, I've thrown together an Invader Zim Fanfiction board so that folks don't have to clutter up ff.n's bandwidth with announcements. http://pub96.ezboard.com/bzimfics Ok, so these are pretty obvious, but still, have fun playing guess the episode. ^_^
The Prophecies Told By Frank
He who has danced among the stars shall walk among man. He shall hide among the infidels, only to reveal himself to his believers. How shall we know him? By his eyes of molten fire. The pig shall precede him, heralding his coming and choosing his acolytes. The Star Child shall be a bringer of peace and love.
Either that or this incense my mom is burning is really getting to me?
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Throught the streams of time, The Star Child will send his minions to hound his enemies. The pigs shall rise up to serve the Star Child, raining doom and terrible things on those who would oppose him. All hail The Star Child!
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In a moment of anger, The Star Child shall reveal his power, taking away lakes and rivers. The people shall cry out in fear and despair. The cries of believers and unbelievers alike shall reach The Star Child and he will be moved to pity. The vessel in which he has stored the water shall be broken over the land, and there will be great rejoicing.
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Chosen of The Star Child rejoice! The Star Child shall come to his Chosen wearing wings upon his head. Though he may take from you, he also gives in return. As you whom he has chosen help him, he shall shower great gifts upon you. The Star Child shall grow in girth, and his growth will please him. Chosen of The Star Child, be happy, for your heart beats with his.
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Beware the Infidel! He who once followed The Star Child shall turn away, proclaiming a squirrel as The Star Child! This false prophet must be locked away in a freakish nightmare world from which there is no return, for his presence offends The Star Child.
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Cuteness shall unleash its furry fury upon the land. All shall be helpless before the fuzziness. But fear not! The Star Child shall save us all with a giant weenie. And though there will be sadness at the loss of The Cute One, we shall all be well, for any day where we do not die is a good one.
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Young ones shall flock to the dwelling of The Star Child. As one they shall approach him, seeking that which only he can give. The Star Child shall refuse them, though, because they are not worthy. He shall instead give them instead the innocence they no longer have.
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Earthquakes shall rock the land, and the sky will burn red. The moon will crash into the sea and people will fear, but they need not, for The Star Child watches over them.
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Dear Diary,
At last my mom's off her incense burning kick. Man, I wrote some crazy stuff. At least things can go back to normal now. By the way, I met these cool guys that wear UFO hats. Nifty, huh?
Frank