So fans, let us mourn over the loss of a dear friend, Let's Ask iCarly. It was offically deleted as of last night. But we're not gonna sit in a cornor and weep. NO WE ARE NOT! So I hearby give you LET'S ASK iCARLY TWO! So go tell your friends, go tell your not-so-friends. Go tell your frienimes. GO TELL STRANGERS! Tell everyone you know that Let's Ask iCarly is back, and it's amazing. Then go buy Vacation by Shane Dawson on iTunes.
The whole cast of Let's Ask iCarly Two was dressed in robbing gear, along with masks. Me turned to the camera.
"Hello and welcome to Let's Ask iCarly Two! The reason we're dressed like this is because an idiot decided to kick us off air and replace us with Ellen, so we're here to steal our hour back." Me said, rubbing her hands together eviley. Sam smiled and pulled out the buttersock.
"When do I get to use this?" She asked.
"Soon, dear, soon." Me said. Freddie walked up to me.
"Hey, how come we're not in script format anymore?" He asked. Me frowned and turned to him.
"Becasue the idiots who replaced us with Ellen decided they liked this format better." Me said.
"Oh." Freddie said, putting his arm around Sam. Sammy and Ariel, who are five now, ran up to Sam.
"So, here's the plan. We sneak in this air vent, drop down into the Ellen studio on top of Ellen's head, then when she's seriously injured the producers are going to be running around, 'How do we get a new cast in an hour?' Then we go, 'We'll be willing to do it!' They'll be so grateful that the show'll be ours forever!" Ariel said.
"YES!" Me said. Ariel rolled up her pan and put in her back pocket. Thirteen year old Abby walked up to Me.
"Why are we in this format. It's weird." Abby said.
"We're in this format now because the people who put us off air and replaced us with Ellen like this format better." Freddie said. Abby nodded, as if she understood.
"What do you mean as if? I do understand!" Abby yelled.
"Okay, calm down. We just need to steal the show back. Everyone know the plan?" Me asked, huddling the group together. They all nodded as if they understood.
"WE DO UNDERSTAND!" They all yelled. Me rolled her eyes. The whole cast of Let's Ask iCarly lifted Ralphie up, and he fell through the roof of the Ellen show, right on to Ellen.
"So then I was driving my c-OH MY GOD!" Ellen yelled as Ralphie landed on her. Me walked through the door with a smirk on her face.
"That's it for this episode of Let's Ask iCarly! Send in YOUR questions and dares and they will be on the show! Goodnight!" Me yelled, as the audience stood there, shocked.
"I SAID GOODNIGHT!" I yelled. Scared, the audience burst into applause. Me smiled and bowed.
I hope you liked it! Send in your questions and dares and I'll make sure I include them! Also, tell me if you like this format! I sure as hell don't, but I gotta give the boss man what he wants.