~I don't own Twilight. I only own the plot and… nope that's about it~
When he woke up this morning, he knew today would be hell. Jasper awoke with a horrid head-ach, he felt bloated, and was very irritable. He didn't even know the half of it…
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Emmett and Edward walked into the living room to find Jasper curled up into a small ball, holding his stomach in pain.
"What's wrong bro?" Emmett asked his "brother". Jasper could only groan in pain. "Did you get hurt or something?" Jasper shook his head slightly.
"Then someone else is in pain" Edward stated. "Who is it Jasper?"
"The... women…" He moaned in pain. "Today is… the last… day of… the.. cycle…" Emmet and Edward froze in shock and fear.
"Oh gawd" Emmet cried. Edward just stood there. Carlisle walked in and laid a hand on both of the boy's shoulders, making them jump and look at him in fear.
"Why are you two so jumpy?" He asked then looked at Jasper. "What happened?"
"We all need to hide!" Emmet cried in fear while Edward nodded vigorously.
"And why would we do that?" Carlisle asked the three boys.
"The women they- they" Edward trailed off and pointed to Jasper. "They're the reason why Jaz is in pain!" Carlisle just started at them for a full minute, and then the truth dawned on him.
"Barricade the doors quickly!" Carlisle cried while grabbing a chair and shoving it underneath the doorknob of one of the doors. Edward and Emmet nodded and started to barricade the doors as well.
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Emmett, Edward, and Carlisle were huddled behind the couch, while Jasper was, still in the fetal position, on the couch. They heard three people start banging on the door while screaming threats.
"We know you're in there!" They heard Esme yell.
"Let us in!" Rosalie also yelled. The trio finally broke through the barricade and started to look for the men. All three of them looked to the couch to see Jasper. Alice ran over to him and helped him sit up.
"Oh sweet heart, are you alright?" She asked him while he nodded weakly. Rosalie and Esme also ran over to him.
"That's right; you can feel our pain too!" Esme concluded. "I'm so sorry, I should've known!"
"I'll get you some Midol!" Rosalie informed while running off to get the medicine from the bathroom.
"The last day of the cycle is the worst, isn't it sweetie?" Alice asked/informed while helping Jasper off the couch.
"I agree completely" He replied. Alice helped him out off the room with Esme leading the way. He cocked his head slightly and smirked at the others. Once they were gone the others came out of hiding. They looked at each other and said the same thing:
"Jasper is evil!"
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Hahahahaha! Just a little oneshot! Me, my cousin, and my mom all agree that Jasper must go through a lot of pain during that time of month… No offence to him though! He is my fav vampire in the series! Sorry that the characters are OOC and I know that Vampires don't sleep but this is Fanfiction; anything can happen! But still… I feel sorry for Jaz… At least he knows what a woman goes through… REVIEW!