An Archive of Random Gundam Wing Anecdotes
Welcome! Tonight (shut up, if it isn't night, but I wrote it at night!), is a special presentation of Random Gundam Wing Anecdotes! Enjoy!
Duo: ::takes pickle out of jar:: ::puts it in crotch area:: LOOK! I have genital warts!!! Tee hee hee!!!
::laughtrack::
Me: Shut up audience!!!
Releena: Come and get me Heero!!!
Heero: Why, with technology, I don't have to move my feet! ::shoots Releena with gun:: heh heh heh!
::laughtrack::
Me: I'm not gonna warn you again!
Quatre: Well friends, we must be thankful for this nice dinner!
Duo: ::BURP::
::laughtrack::
Me: You're too weak to laugh!
Releena: Here Colonel Bentay, it is a piece of celery! (he needs it, because he is fat!)
Bentay: ::breaks celery in half::
Releena: But…….why!?
Bentay: I'll eat you!
::laughtrack::
Me: THAT'S IT!!! KA MEY AH MEY AAAAAAAAAH!!!
Audience: psst…..wrong show!
Me: You want some of this!
Audience: Meep!
Zechs: Wars are truly heartless.
Trowah: Of course they are! Wars are non-living and have no internal organs!
Zechs: ::falls over anime style::
::laughtrack::
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! ::pulls out rapier:: DIE OR SHUT UP!!!
*Scene of Trowah and Quatre playing Violin and Flute*
Rashid: ::walks in:: ::turns off stereo:: You guys, it's dinner time!
Quatre: ::blushes::
Trowah: ::anime sweat drop::
::laughtrack::
Me: ::gets in Heavyarms:: SHUT UP!!!!
Audience: Yessum!
Quatre: We shouldn't be fighting!
Heero: But we aren't!
Quatre: Sorry, force of habit!
Me: HEY! Where's the laughtrack?
Audience: You warned us enough!
Me: So you're saying that wasn't funny!?
Audience: ::fall over anime style::
Dorothy: You are my favorite person Miss Releena.
Releena: Yes, I meant to discuss that with you…..
Dorothy: ?
Releena: What is the deal?
Dorothy: I have a drug problem ::looks down sadly::
*The next day*
Dorothy: Hello! My name is Dorothy Catalonia. I am a recovering substance abuser.
Duo: Join the club!
::laughtrack::
Me: Oh so now you come crawling back! Heh heh heh!
Treize: ::gives long speech to the Romafellar Foundation::
Duke Durmail: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….huh…..what…..oh a nice…..job Treize, we will start right away!
Treize: Hmm? That was my resignation!
Duke Durmail: DOH!!! ::is sued by Homer Simpson for copyright infringment::
::laughtrack::
Me: Laughing? That is sooooooo five minutes ago!
Audience: Fine then! ::walk out::
Me: ::sigh:: There they go again!
THE END
Disclaimer: I own Gundam Wing!…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..jk…………….or am I?