Facepalm: A Dragon Ball Z Parody

Set between the end of DBZ and the beginning of GT. NOTE! Gohan is NOT a Scholar in this 'cause Scholar Gohan sucks! :D P.S. Pan is the same age she is in GT.

Chapter 1: Potatoes

All of the Z fighters and other randoms sat in the grass outside of Goku and ChiChi's house. They were eating a gourmet meal of Hamboogers and mashed potatoes.

Krillin was singing Tik Tok wile doing a little dance.

"Ohhh, YEAH! THIS SONG RoCkS!" Goku said, eating a bunch of Hamboogers.

Okay, okay, hold up. What the **** is a hambooger?

"I feel a weakling hobo approaching." Pan said.

"Pan, what did I tell you about calling people weakling hobos?" Videl said.

"That it's rude and inconsiderate. But seriously, it's true!"

"What weakling hobo could it be?" Gohan said.

"GOHAN!" Videl said.

"Sorry, sorry!"

"WOULD YOU SHUT UP? I'M TRYING TO READ THE VAMPIRE DIARIES AND ELENA JUST FREAKING DIED!" 18 said, flinging mashed potatoes at Gohan.

"Hahaha! Gohan! Got got hit by spuds!" Trunks said, just to get hit in the face by some more potatoes.

"IF ANYONE ELSE GET'S HIT IN THE FACE BY MASHED POTATOES IT WILL BE THE END OF US ALL! !" Trunks screamed.

"WHY DO YOU DO THAT?" Vegeta said.

"HEY! Back to the topic of the Weakling Hobo! Who is it?" Goten said.

"Well, I think it's-" Pan said, just as the weakling hobo stepped out from behind a tree.

Everyone stood and faced the Weakling Hobo.

"Oh my gosh! It's a kid with yellow spiky hair, an orange outfit and a headband! Protect me!" Mr. Satan said, falling over.

"Is that… Really… Naruto? Seriously?" Krillin said.

"I will defeat you all!" Naruto said.

"SHUT! UP!" 18 said and flung potatoes at him. The impact sent him flying into a tree.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S THE END OF US ALL!" Trunks said, going Super Saiyan.

Vegeta punched him, "No it's not! It will only be the end of us if his power lever is OVER 9000 TRILLION!"

"What is up with my husband and my son's random memes!" Bulma said.

"I am the hope of the universe! I am-" Goku started to say.

"SHUT UPPPPPPPPPP!'' 18 and Bulma said. 18 threw potatoes at him.

"IT'S THE END OF US-"

Bulma ran up to Trunks and hit him in the side of the head.

Pan was laughing hysterically, and Narrator was starting to get up.

"I will… Kill you all!" He said.

18 threw lumps of potatoes at him over and over again. One hit him in the heart, and he slumped to the ground, dead.

"Oh my God! They've killed Naruto!" Goten and Bulla said.

"Hmm… Anyways, DJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP, TONIGHT-" Krillin said.

"KRILLIN! STOP SINGING! MY EEARRSSSSS!" Vegeta said.

"OH! I HAVE A QUESTION FOR EVERYONE!" Goku said, "DO YOU… LIKE… WAFFLES?"

"KAKAROT YOU'VE SAID THAT OVER 9000 TIMES! SHUT UP!" Vegeta said.

"Oh, why the heck is Kenny Ortega standing on the roof eating a hot dog?" Pan said.

"DIE!" 18 said and threw potatoes at him. He went flying off of the roof.

"Oh. My. God. The trailer for Breaking Dawn came out!" Bulla said, staring at her phone.

"Again with that Twilight nonsense? I'd like to challenge that Edward to a fight and see who comes out alive!" Vegeta said.

"Yes, Daddy. We all know you'd grind Edward into dust. How about you fight some other more powerful fictional character… Like Ichigo."

"Yeah… That may be interesting." Gohan said.

"Yeah, I mean, seriously. Like, with that huge sword and he's all like Soul Reaper, YEAHH!" Bulla said, imitating an explosion with her arms.

"Hey… What are we going to do with Naruto?" ChiChi said.

"Hmm….. Should we… I dunno….. Um….. Take him to the Television Network?" Goku said.

Hehe, tell me what you thought! Totally random! P.S. to any of my regular readers I WILL BE POSTING A NEW CHAPTER OF WORLD OF AVATAR VERY SOON!

~Mah writing music for this Chapter: Rise Against- Prayer Of The Refugee. Why? I HAVE NO IDEA! :D~

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