Disclaimer: I don't own Mahou Sensei Negima/Magister Negi Magi. I only own this story.

Chapter 1

A Portal Appears

SLCGC:Hello Everybody I'm Sweet Little Cat Girl Cynthia (SLCGC for short), Welcome to the Cat Girl show. I can't wait for all the fun stuff we have planned for today well lets get started shall we? *lights go out* Huh what's happening? What's going on? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hey what happened!?" shouted Mix-Up.

"What's going on?" said Retro-B.

"Something very strange just happened on the Cat Girl show and now it's canceled!" shouted Mix-Up.

"Oh well these things happen." said Retro-B getting back to reading his Negima Manga.

"Hmmm."

"What's wrong Retro-B?" said Mix-Up

"It's strange but everytime I see this Character Makie Sasaki I feel like I've met her before but.........I don't know........It's so confusing to explain." said Retro-B getting to reading his Negima Manga.

"Retro-B come out here!!!" shouted Retro-B's horrible roomate Micheal.

"Yes, what is it?" said Retro-B.

"Look at this!" said Micheal.

"Look at what?" said Retro-B a little confused.

"This!" said Micheal pointing to a crumb.

"Micheal it's just one crumb, nothing to go crazy over." said Retro-B.

"Yes I do have to go crazy over it because we might get ants now clean it up!" Shouted Micheal.

"Fine."

Retro-B picks up the crumb and throws it away.

"there it's gone." said Retro-B.

"You can't do this Retro-B, you can't be a slob, your not living with your parents anymore!!" shouted Micheal.

"WHAT!!! I leave one crumb on the table and I'm a slob!?" shouted Retro-B.

"Yes! You can't keep doing this Retro-B, your not living with your parents!" said Micheal.

"You already said that Micheal, you don't have to repeat yourself, I heard you the first time, I'm not a baka!" said Retro-B.

"What?"

"Oh yeah I forgot you don't what baka means you baka!" Shouted Retro-B locking his door.

"Retro-B open this door!!!" Shouted Micheal.

"No way, baka!!!" Shouted Retro-B.

"That's it I'm telling our landlord Linda on you!!!" shouted Micheal.

"Go ahead I don't care anymore!!!" Shouted Retro-B.

"Man what a jerk." said Mix-Up.

"I can't take him anymore!!!" Shouted Retro-B.

"Why not get a new roomate?" said Mix-up

"I have tried, there are no other vacancies left." said Retro-B as he laid down on his bed.

"I wish something exciting would happen today, it's so boring here." sighed Retro-B.

Just then a portal appeared out of nowhere, Retro-B and Mix-up were shocked.

"Cool a portal." said Mix-up.

"I wonder where it leads to?" said Retro-B.

Then Retro-B heard his landlord coming.

"I don't care where this portal leads to but I'm not sticking around here, coming Mix-up?" Said Retro-B.

"You bet." said Mix-up.

Retro-B and Mix-up entered the portal just before it closed.

"Retro-B you better open this door!!!" shouted Micheal.

Linda then used a key to open Retro-B's door. But as she opened it she saw that Retro-B was not in his room.

"Micheal, Retro-B is not in here." said Linda.

"WHAT!!! No, he was in here, he must be hiding." said Micheal as he tried looking for Retro-B.

"Micheal, I think you have been working to hard, Retro-B is not here." said Linda

"But, he was in here, I swear." said Micheal.

"Sure he was Micheal." said Linda as she left.

Meanwhile

"Well, it seems Retro-B and Mix-up went through a portal." said a strange guy.

"Good, let's see where it takes them." said a creepy dark figure.

Well that's the end of the first chapter. Please review. Don't flame, this is my first fanfiction after all.