A/N: …I have really no idea where this came from. I'm slightly scared of my mind and its ability to construct situations that have Jack nearly naked. Another treasure from my hard drive. Enjoy
The Doctor ran towards the thumping noises emanating from Jack's room, he found Jack leaning up against his wardrobe clad in nothing but his underwear.
"Jack, what are you doing?" the Doctor asked cautiously.
"Zombie apocalypse in my closet," he explained matter-of-factly, "I sacrificed my clothes to get the door closed again."
"How'd they get there in the first place?" he asked sceptically.
"Subspace fracture."
"Want me to fix that?"
"Would you?"