A.N. Pure humor and fun in a weird way... Enjoy!
Bella glanced down at the note she had in her hand and gasped. It was horrifying.
"How could you!?" she screamed, highly irritated. The object of her fit was cold, smooth, and glassy in his nature.
"After all this time, I thought you were good for me!" she ranted. He sighed a cool gust of mist. This is going to be a long talk.
"I should have known. All you are is a bunch of trouble! I've had to schedule more and more gym exercises and now I know why. Because of YOU!" she jabbed an accusing finger at his middle. He remain still, silent, and cold as ice. Her "session" wasn't over yet.
"All that I've done for you, to get you, and this is how you repay me?" She had lowered her voice considerable from her earsplitting shriek.
"I can't believe it. Weeks, and I thought you were healthy," She murmured.
Slowly, she picked it up and slammed him into a trashcan. Standing there for a second, Bella , contemplated what she just did. She just wasted five dollars, and it was so good. It was worth it.
With a sigh, she walked up to the counter and said, "Excuse me, but I dropped my Super Chocolate Healthy Milkshake, could I get a replacement?"