((If you don't know me you should know I love getting horrible stories and making them almost acceptable. So, I shall basically doing a rewrite of the infamous My Immortal. I do not own anything here. There is quite a bit of comedy in it but it I'm trying to make it into a serious fanfic. I am including everything the original one had...no matter how stupid))
Hello there readers. My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and yes, I am aware that my name is longer than most. You see, my father wanted to call me Dementia while my mother wanted me to be called Raven. They were quite an argumentative couple and still are. Every little argue then turned into them screaming at one another, even threatening to kill and not even in a joking way. So you can see where I get my loving personality from (In case you couldn't tell, that was sarcasm.) They finally decided on having their original chosen names as my middle name along with Dark'ness. I have long ebony black hair with purple streak and red tips that reach mid-back. My parents told me a fortune teller told them about my ebony hair which was how they decided on the first name of Ebony. Of course, I see this as total bullshit but I don't waste my time arguing with them about this. My eyes are icy blue, just like limpid tears and this often makes people think I'm crying. It's so annoying because I don't cry at all; crying, is just a sign of emotional idiots that can't control their...well, emotions. People say I like look Amy Lee which I take as a compliment. If you don't know who Amy Lee is I suggest you bugger off as you're not gothic enough to understand my story. Even though my last name is Way I am not related to the hot Gerald Way but I wish I was. Imagine what it would be like being related to that sexy fucker. I may not be into incest but if it's Gerald my thoughts will be different.
In case you're a pussy you should stop reading my story. You see, I'm a vampire. My teeth are still white and straight though like you mortals. You won't believe how many vampires have yellow crooked teeth. It's not like they brush their teeth regularly and it's quite disgusting. Although, on some vampires it's rather sexy in my opinion. I am also very pale, this time like most vampires. Yet there are some which are tan which is quite odd. Apparently if you're tanned as a mortal you will stay tanned once you are bitten. Though, my parents are both vampires so I was born one. I am also a witch, just like my mum. I go to a magic school in England called Hogwarts and I'm in my seventh year, making me seventeen. In case you couldn't already tell I am goth and I mainly wear black. My favourite shop is Hot Topic which is in America but I simply apparate to get there. I got my licence last year so I go to America anytime I want. Pretty much everything I wear I got from Hot Topic. . For example, today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. Thank god they god rid of the uniform code. The Slytherin uniform was not very flattering and was nowhere near gothic enough for me. My style is so much better than those preps, wearing their slutty miniskirts. At least mine was sexy. My makeup consisted of black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow but again, it's not like those preps that smothered their face with makeup to be like low class prostitutes. They did it for the boys, I did it to simply express who I was. I was walking outside the castle in peace. It was snowing but I was used to the cold weather, which was why I was wearing hardly anything. There were plenty of preps who were staring at me so I flipped them the bird. That showed them.
"Hey Ebony" shouted a familiar voice. I looked up to see...Draco Malfoy! He was jogging up to me, wearing his skinny jeans and one of his black trench coats.
"What's up Draco?" I asked as he stopped in front of me.
"Nothing" he replied shyly, looking down at his feet. Of course, bastard couldn't even look me in the face. I was about to say something but I heard one of my friends call my name.
"Sorry, got to go" I replied, walking away from him and over to my friends. Yes, believe it or not there are some people in this school which are alright and I consider friends.
The rest of the day went rather boring. Nothing interesting happened and I went to sleep earlier than usual. Once I woke up I opened my coffin and looked out the window to see it was still snowing. Groaning I got out of my coffin and picked up my bottle of blood that was on the table. Not as nice as straight from the body but it's as close as us vampires can get. Stupid ministry made some laws so we can only survive on bought blood products. While sipping the blood I looked at my coffin. It was the same coffin I've had since I started Hogwarts seven years prior. The outside looked as if it was brand new, black ebony with no scratches on it. On the inside however, it was hot pink velvet that was ripped and torn from throughout the years, with just a small amount of black lace at the ends. It seemed I needed a new one. It was Monday so I had to get ready for the stupid lessons. Getting out of my giant MCR shirt that I used as pyjamas, I changed into my black leather dress with combat boots and black fishnets on. I had a shower the night earlier so I didn't need one. This was followed by putting on my pentagram necklace and four lots of earrings on each ear. While placing my hair up in a messy bun I was humming the tune of 'Welcome to the Black Parade'.
"Will you shut up?" I heard my roommate Willow laugh as she woke up. Willow was not a vampire so she slept in a bed like all other Hogwarts students. Getting out of bed she flipped her waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks, her forest green eyes looking at me as if she heard something good about me. This hardly happens as I don't associate myself with preps or goodness in general so it was a little different to usual. I rolled my eyes. She changed out of her Invader Zim pyjamas and into her Marilyn Manson t-shirt, black miniskirt, fishnets and heeled boots.
"At least I wasn't singing this time" I muttered with a smirk as I put on my white foundation, followed by black eyeliner and black lipstick. It wasn't that my singing was horrible, in fact I was quite a good singer, but I sometimes forget that people don't want to be woken up at four in the morning because of my voice. Willow put on her makeup next to me.
"OMFG. I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday" she said excitedly once we had our makeup on. Willow did love to use acronyms while talking. Personally I found it quite annoying but I never told her.
"Yeah? So?" I asked blushing. It seemed every girl found Draco hot just because of his money and power. Even though I would never admit to this, I did too.
"Do you like Draco?" she asked as we were walking out of our dorm and common room. We were heading down to the Great Hall.
"No I fuckin' don't" I shouted at her angrily. "Why would I like such a disgusting piece of filth?" Perhaps I did like Draco but Willow wasn't to know.
"Yeah right!" she exclaimed, obviously not believing me. Bitch, she thinks she knows me so well.
"Hi" I heard Draco say behind me. Willow and I looked behind to see him looking at me. He was wearing black jeans, a white top and a black vest with golden buttons. Willow raised an eyebrow at me but I ignored it.
"I'll see you in a bit" Willow said before walking off.
"Hi" I replied to Draco, smiling at him flirtily.
"Guess what?" he asked.
"What?" I asked, not being bothered to guess.
"Well, Good Charlotte is having a performance in Hogsmeade" he started.
"Oh my fuckin' God" I screamed. Good Charlotte was my second favourite band, just after My Chemical Romance. I was going to ask why a muggle band was performing in Hogsmeade but I remembered that because of all the drugs muggle performers take, witches and wizards would hire the band for a gigs all the time. The band would think what they see is due to all the crack.
"Well, I got two tickets. Would you like to go with me?" Draco asked. Not expecting this I accidentally gasped. He looked at me awkwardly for a moment.
"I mean, sure" I shrugged as if it was no big deal. "You know, if it's ok with you." He smiled a little, causing me to blush again.
"See you tonight" he said before walking off. I couldn't help myself and grinned like an idiot as I headed down to the Great Hall where Willow was waiting for me.
"What happened?" she asked quickly.
"Nothing" I lied. I couldn't eat anything, I was too busy thinking about Draco and the night we had planned.