A/N: I don't even remember writing this one it was that long ago/I don't sleep enough. Anyway, enjoy.
Gwen had said that they needed a pet.
Help the team bond on an emotional level or some rubbish like that.
Because saving each others lives from killers alien doesn't bond you at all.
Jack had pointed out they already had two.
Gwen said she meant normal pets.
Jack had been smart and pointed out that somewhere weevils like Janet might be pets.
He received a look from both Tosh and Gwenfor that.
So Jack had gotten something that'd keep them quiet.
A spider monkey.
Small little tackers, wouldn't hurt a fly, can't cause any damage, perfect for the hub.
Jack had never been more wrong in his life.