Shimmer Beautiful-flowershine ran up the hill to camp half blood. ''Help" she yelled Well, WTF was she doing there?. Soon a cute boy with black hair and a blond girl ran up to help. A Minotaur chased right behind her. How the hell did this little bitch manage to attract a goddamn Minotaur? "ROAR!" screamed the bull man Roar, brilliant. That's how one should always describe fucking god-damn terrifying monsters voices, "roar" be still my trembling heart. "Get behind me!" ordered the hot boy. Shimmer hid behind fucking what? And where the hell is the rest of the camp? and watched as the blond nimbly darted around the monster.
"Carful Annabeth!" exclaimed the boy. Another camper came scuttling apparently campers are now mother fucking crabs up and attacked the monster. It swept him off his feet with one powerful strike "AAAH" screamed the kid as he flew back. He dropped his sword right next to Shimmer and she picked it up. How fucking convenient The dark haired figure had also charged at the bull so she stood at the crest of the hill. Wait, what? She took a deep breath and charged at the bull man. It bent over to charge at the blond and Shimmer leapt on to his head. Bitch, you like fucking Michel Jordan or something? How you jumping so high? The confused bull spun around in circles and Shimmer stabbed it in the head. As it turned to dust she flipped off its back and landed on her feet. Before she collapsed she heard the soft "wow" come out of the black haired boy. This bitch a fucking gold medal gymnast or something? I would have landed on my ass so mother fucking hard….
And WTF happens in between her passing out like the pansy she is and waking up only when Percy's over her? Was she just lying on the ground? Was she n drugs? Did they touch her in inappropriate ways?
When she awoke she saw a pair of beautiful sea-green eyes staring down at her. R-A-P-E! "You're awake!" exclaimed the dark haired boy. No shit sherlock! "Umm yeah…" Shimmer said, looking beautifully confused. Why does this whore look beautifully confused and I look like god damn lindsay lohan on crack? "Oh, sorry," said the boy, "my name's Percy Jackson and you're at camp half-blood. It's a camp for demi-gods like you." He smiled down at her reassuringly. "It's a lot to take in but you'll get used to it." He said. Shimmer smiled gratefully this bitch dose a lot of smiling "I always felt like I was special." Bitch, you on drugs or something? how the hell are you taking this so calmly? She said. Percy helped her up "I'm supposed to show you around, shall we?" Shimmer pranced is she a fucking gazelle or something? down the hill of the house she'd been in as opposed to the one next to it. "so where exactly are we" she asked the boy. "We're in long island." Shimmer blinked in surprise bitch, are you telling me you didn't know what state you were fucking in when you were running up the god damn hill? "we're in New York, why? If we're half god shouldn't we be in, like, Greece or something?" look you little whore, you already said you felt you were special so just let things go with the flow, 'k? Percy laughed "that's exactly what I said when I first came" Percy took her to the Hermes cabin "this is where you'll stay until you find out who your godly parent is" Shimmer nodded. "So put your stuff down and let me show you the activities." He told her. Shimmer glanced around, "I don't have any belongings" she told him, blushing a beautiful shade of red I look like a fucking Japanese Macaque ass, which in case you didn't know is the monkey with the fucking bright ass red butt!that accented her vibrant blue eyes that were surrounded by long dark luxurious lashes. He grinned "less of a chance of something getting stolen I guess." He told her. She laughed and it sounded like tinkling bells. I sound like a fucking beached whale when I laugh how'd this slut get a tinkle of bells?
"C'mon I'll show you the sword arena" he told her. She ran after him Exactly how fast is Percy mother fucking walking hone? yuntil they reached a circular arena where some kids were fighting with swords. "Isn't that rather dangerous?" asked Shimmer in a musical tone. How the fuck you talking in a musical tone? "Only if you can't use a sword" said Percy jokingly Percy honey, its still fucking dangerous. You are trusting a bunch of spazed out ADHD kids with fucking sharp objects and who knows when one of those little mother fuckers are going to go and stab youin the mother fucking back. . Shimmer walked down curiously "can I try?" she asked one of the boys. "Sure" he said handing her a sword. "Good luck", he said "Clarisse is really good with weapons" Shimmer nodded and started circling around Clarisse. "Man this girl is big!" She thought. Clarisse sneered at her and lunged. Shimmer side-stepped the blow and swung her sword. It caught Clarisse in the back, luckily she was wearing armor, but the blow still brought her to her knees.
Clarisse grunted in pain and kicked out her leg to trip Shimmer. Shimmer fell to the ground with a grunt Was it a majestic grunt or did she sound like a constipated monkey? Clarisse got up and stabbed down at her. Shimmer rolled away just in time. Clarisse yelled in fury as shimmer hit her with the side of her sword. Shimmer got up and kicked Clarisse hand Shimmer flipped over Clarisse's head. Percy laughed as Shimmer spun around and kicked Clarisse in the head. Clarisse groaned and crumpled to the ground, unconscious. Shimmer walked up to Percy happily. "How was that?" The psychopathic girl asked after NEARLY KILLING SOMEONE!She asked. He smiled in approval He must really hate Clarisse "You sure that was your first time handling a sword?" asked a scruffy looking kid with…..goat hooves? Veeery observant shimmer flower rainbow shit, hooves. "What's wrong with your feet?" RUDE! She asked. He laughed Bitch, I wouda slapped her so hard…"I'm a satyr, half human and half goat, my names Grover." Shimmer flipped her luxurious Auburn curls over her shoulders. "And by the way, it is my first time handling a sword. *subtext: I have a fetish for animals; please fuck me* "so, what's your name?" she asked because she's a little bitch and wasn't paying attention earlier when you said your name "I'm Grover" he told her because he's a god damn pansy and wont tell her off. "So" Said Percy, interrupting their conversation "Do you have any questions?" he asked. "I'd like to know who my parent is" she said wistfully. That's it? You learn the whole motherfucking earth has god and magic and shit and you just want to know who you're motherfucking parent is? Bitch please