Merlin 23 Crossover Challenge

A/N: Hey everybody! I know this challenge is SUPER old, but I am pretty new to Fanfiction, and had read a TON of really good versions of this. I know the original challenge wanted each entry to be 23 words or less, but I took some liberties with that. There are also several repeats of source material for my quotes, but hopefully you'll have fun trying to figure them out anyway. :)

Review and let me know what you think each quote is from! Enjoy!

Merlin: "You could've picked a better spot! What's happening out there? I can't see over your bloody horse!"

Arthur: "Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"

Arthur: "I've killed two already!"

Merlin: "I'm on seventeen."

Arthur: I'll have no clumsy manservant outscoring me!

Uther: "I sent Arthur to straighten matters out."

Morgana: "So what's Cenred got to complain about?"

Uther: "Arthur threw him into the moat."

Merlin: "Arthur, I've been thinking-"

Arthur: "Always a dangerous pastime."

Arthur: "Are you crying?"

Merlin: "Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all do."

Uther: "What have you done!?"

Merlin: "Made you understand."

Gaius: "Safe travels to you, Merlin. And remember to watch out for earwigs and wild hamsters. Ferocious things, wild hamsters."

Merlin: "You will be a better king than your father ever was. All of Albion will be united and the people of Camelot need not live in fear any longer."

Arthur: "Why me?"

Arthur: "You're really not a morning person, are you? How can one be late for work every day?"

Merlin: "Hmph. The only reason there's such thing as morning in the first place is to keep night and afternoon bumping into eachother."

Morgana: "It's great to be back in Camelot again. I love the smell of deceit, corruption, and intrigue."

Uther: "You are, without doubt, the worst manservant I have ever heard of."

Merlin: "But you have heard of me."

Merlin: (barges in) "Hello Arthur!"

Arthur: (to Morgana) "Knock! Just knock! Why can't he knock? Do you think he knows how to knock?"

Merlin: "I'm a warlock. I have extraordinary powers, with more to come, and I can do things that no ordinary person would dream of, but I still look like a fool."

Merlin: "Gwaine, I thought I told you to stay out of the taverns!"

Gwaine: "If you ever meet another man who tries to drown his sorrows, tell him that his sorrows know how to swim."

Uther: "Aren't you two a little young to be saving Camelot singlehandedly?"

Merlin and Arthur: "Yes, yes we are."

Arthur: "How does one charm a girl?"

Merlin: "Well considering you have about as much charm as a dead slug, I have no idea."

Arthur: "Merlin! Help me! I promised Gwen I would make her dinner?"

Merlin: "Come on, Arthur. Cooking isn't that difficult."

Arthur: "Destroying things is much easier than making them."

Gaius: "Come, now. Surely Arthur is smarter than he seems."

Merlin: "Gaius, he once spelled a six-letter word and didn't get a single letter right."

Merlin: "You weren't able to talk sense into him?"

Arthur: "Well, we kind of tried to kill eachother in a duel to the death."

Merlin: "I see. You tried the diplomatic approach."

Arthur: "When I saw you I liked you straightaway because I thought you were brave."

Merlin: "No, I liked you first."

Arthur: "But you attacked me."

Merlin: "I did not! You tried to brain me with a mace!"

Arthur: "Yes but I didn't actually."

Merlin: "Prat."

Arthur: "Idiot."

Merlin: "Can a man still be brave if he is afraid?"

Gaius: "That is the only time a man can be brave."

Merlin: "What if I get caught using magic?"

Hunith: "The best you can do is be careful, my son. Don't let your secret rule you; fear cuts deeper than swords."

Arthur: "Merlin, if you ever publically confess of practicing sorcery again, I will personally run you through. Then I'll bring you back and do it again. Maybe three times would teach you not to scare me like that."

Merlin: "Can you do that?"

Arthur: "Do what?"

Merlin: "Kill someone three times?"

Arthur: "I'd figure out a way."