Welcome to my Scorose Fanfiction! It's a bunch of one shots in which the chapter titles go from A through to Z. The one shots aren't linked whatsoever to each other or any of my other stories. There will also be swearing and I'm sorry if you're sensitive to swearing. The characters also will probably have different personalities in each chapter so be warned :)

DISCLAIMER FOR THE WHOLE STORY: I DO NOT OWN THE HARRY POTTER UNIVERSE AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL CREATION IS DUE TO OUR QUEEN J. K. ROWLING!

TITLE: Albus
POV: Albus Severus Potter.
UNIVERSE: Book-verse.

I have two best friends. Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy and Rose Sydney Weasley. We were all in Gryffindor and I truly cared about both of them. Dad told me not to listen to Uncle Ron when it came to the Malfoy's and Rose has been my favourite cousin since birth.

Our seventh year was going to end in three months and as usual I had procrastinated. You think procrastination homework til the day before is bad? Try procrastinating match-making seven years!

You see, in my first year, I made a bet with my older brother, James. I said that Scorpius and Rose will get together before our time at Hogwarts ends and James said otherwise. We took our bets very seriously which was why I was panicking. Let's just say I didn't fancy looking like a clown for a week.

I was thinking of various ways to get Scorpius and Rose together, disregarding my homework. I had to have my priorities straight. The loudness of the Gryffindor common room wasn't helping so I took my homework with me and headed to the library. Of course I wasn't going to do my work! It would just look suspicious if I sat at a table with nothing in front of me.

There were many things I could do. Or could've done. There had been four Yule Balls which I could've set up for them. But I didn't. I fiddled with the black stud in my left ear as I thought of ideas.

Love potion? Too late. Maybe if I hadn't procrastinated then I could've gotten around to that but no I just had to be myself.

Locking them in a broom closet? No, they'd be too pissed off at me.

Wait, that's not a half bad idea! They wouldn't be so pissed off once they got together. I won't let them out until there is progress in their relationship!

I am a fucking genius.

I walked over to Rose and Scorpius who were sitting in front of the warm fireplace, looking disgustingly cosy together and doing their homework.

"Rosey-Posey! Hyperion!" I called from the other side of the common room.

They turned around and gave me simultaneous glares. I am so glad I'm not their child. I would've shit my pants if they were my parents glaring at me like that.

"How many times have I asked you to not call me that?!" Rose growled. I didn't wince at her glare as I was used to it and I ignored her.

"Why don't you announce to all of Gryffindor my middle name?" Scorpius added.

"Well excuse me!" I exclaimed, "All I wanted was is to get your attention. I need you to come with me to the library before curfew."

"Why?" Scorpius asked.

"Did I let you ask me any questions?" I asked with sass.

Scorpius rolled his eyes and Rose said, "Now Al-"

"No Rose. Both of you follow me before I Bat Bogey hex you," I said in a non-threatening tone.

Either way, they were up and following me out of the common room. All the Potter children were famous for our brilliant Bat Bogey hexes.

Now that they were following, I had to quickly think of a plan to get them into the broom closet. I didn't think that far. Should I charm them in? Charms wasn't my strong point. I tended to blow things up. Push them in? No way in hell! Have you seen Scorpius's arm muscles from his beater position in quidditch? Being a seeker didn't require arm muscles like Scorp's.

I've already walked past one broom closet and it's getting harder to pretend I can't hear Rose and Scorpius. Then the idea struck me. But first, I needed their wands.

I turned around to face them and placed my hand out.

Scorpius grinned and slapped it. I glared at him and said, "I need your wands."

They both laughed at me, slightly leaning into each other. I knew that they wouldn't give their wands to me. Coming with me here was just pure luck but it was worth a try, right?

"So why did you bring us here anyway?" Rose asked, navy blue eyes shining from laughing too hard.

Scorpius raked his hand through his silky white blond hair and said, "It's almost as if you don't know why you've brought us here."

I looked closely at their expressions and realised they knew I was bullshitting my way through this.

Okay, I need to act quickly. They would leave soon otherwise. Then another extremely stupid idea came to my head but I didn't really have another option.

I opened my mouth wide and screamed, much to the disapproval of the portraits and ran ahead. Then I decided to yell: "SCORPIUS MALFOY AND ROSE WEASLEY ARE IN LOOOOOVE!"

I was seeker which meant I was fast but Scorpius and Rose were also fast and Scorpius was strong so I had to quickly find a broom closet. I could sense them chasing me and I was still yelling random crap about Scorose.

I slowed down and waited for them to catch up and for me to regain my breath. Once they were closing in, I set off again.

I could hear Rose and Scorpius yelling obscenities at me but it will all pay off eventually when I'm best man at their wedding. I'm thinking a red and white colour scheme, lots of pumpkin juice with the right amount of cinnamon and seriously am I the only seventh year that doesn't drink alcohol? Where did the juice club go? Okay, I'm getting distracted.

I made a sharp turn into a broom closet and accio-d their wands from them and raced out of the broom closet. I slammed the door shut before they could chase after me and I charmed the door shut.

They were both banging on the door as if that would open the door.

"I know you're both a tiny bit pissed off at me," I began.

"Underestimate of the century!" Rose snapped. I could imagine her frizzy ginger hair whacking Scorpius in the face.

"And I will gladly let you out," I continued.

There was a pause before Scorpius said, "Albus Severus Potter. Has anyone told you you're a fuckwit?"

"I will let you out on one condition," I said with a slight cackle.

I took their silence as an invitation to continue. "I will let you out when there is progress in your relationship. I don't care if you snog or ask each other out, just do something!"

They were silent for so long I had to sit down and lean against the broom closet.

"Hey Rose," Scorpius said softly.

"Yeah, Scorp?" Rose answered.

"How'd you like going to Hogsmeade with me?" Scorpius asked uncharacteristically shy. I smiled at the progression. Now all Rose had to do was accept it.

"Are you just saying that to get out of here or do you actually want to go out with me?" She asked suspiciously.

"A bit of both. Mostly the latter," Scorpius replied.

There were a few more minutes of awkward silence before Scorpius asked if they were going to be let out.

To be honest I was hoping they would snog but at least he asked her out.

I placed their wands neatly on the ground and took a cautious step back.

I raised my wand and whispered, "Alohomora."

I sprinted away before they opened the door, my robes flying behind me. They may be happy with each other but they certainly were not happy with me.

How was that? Please review and tell me how I'm going :)
I'm sorry if I'm crap at updating in advanced.

-bluehairedweasley-