Dat Sass Remus

by Jostout

This is a story about Remus being sassy because of his wolf hormones. James and Sirius have to cope with their wolfly friend. I made this story with Dancer4Eternity, so go check her out!

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It's that time of the month, the part where your best friend get all harmooney. (A/N: Its a pun do you get it, because if you do i love you.) So I wake up on a warm and sunny Wednesday ugh morning.

"Wake up Remus" I say throwing a pillow at him. Too late do I realize that he is gonna kill me now.

"Screw you let me SLEEP!" He says rolling back over and throwing the pillow at my face. Hard.

"Shut it will you" Sirius yells from the corner. I turn to look at him and wonder, why is he on the floor? Did he fall off of his bed or something? I'm so confused.

"Nevah" I say smacking him on the back of his head, with my book, -well Remus's anyway. But it still hurts.

I get up and get ready for Charms with Flitwick. Ugh.

After I'm ready the est of the gang still isnt even out of bed. Remus is usually the early bird, but since he is going wolf mode tonight he kinda wants to sleep. I get up and sit on Remus's face. He smacks me hard yet again. Sheesh by the time the day is over I'm gonna be purple with bruises.

I get off and jump on his bed chanting "REMUS SO HELP ME IF YOU DON'T GET UP I WILL TELL THE WHOLE SCHOOL WHAT YOU ARE" That gets him up. Dat sass Remus.

A/N: I can't take full credit for this story because my friend Dancer4Eternity helped me create this story, so please go check her out!