So there were these two hobbits Pippin and Merry. They went on a lot of adventures together. One time they helped there friend Frodo go to Moredore to destroy a magic ring. Back in the Shire (the Shire is where they lived you see) the two were the best of friends. They laughed and ate and drank beer and had a great time together. One day Pippin looked at Merry and his eyes were full of love. "Merry do you love me" he said. Merry looked at Pippin and laughed and said "of course". The two of them hugged and then Pippin said "Merry no I meant do you love me love me" and Merry said "yes" and they laughed and hugged again. Pippin said "Merry do you love me the way that Sam loves his wife?" Merry didn't laugh this time. Merry told Pippin that he knew he loved him from the day they met. They decided that they were going to be together forever and that very night they consummated their new relationship and began there life together.