Part 2: The Winchesters go to Heaven and have a bitchin' time
A/N If you haven't read part 1, go now! Read away! but if not, it is possible to read this as a standalone, though it will make more sense if you read the first part.
"We must go after him." proclaimed Judas.
"Why are you still here?" complained Dean in his bitchiest voice.
"I agree." Said Castiel itching at his spiky hair.
"It is decided then." Said Judas grabbing a handful of Sams shirt.
"WAIT! NO! I didn't agree to this." Yelled Dean as the angels magicked them away.
Sam and Dean landed with a *POOF* in heaven. The soft clouds caressing their butts and softening their fall as they all tumbled into a pile at the gates.
"MOTHER-" yelled Judas. The ultimate father God had locked the gates of heaven.
"Why is it always me." Groaned Sam rubbing his bruised head, the marks from hitting the gate so hard were printed on his forehead.
"OI! WHATSA GOING DOWN THERE" yelled the gate creeper perched on his podium.
"LET US THE FUCK IN!" said Dean
"WHAT BUSINESSES HAVE YEE?"
"We're on a rescue mission?" supplied Cas, so far it was going horribly he didn't have much hope they would succeed. Those who went up against their father was usually failed alive. sent up against their brother, and sent to a horrible place full of fire and confinement that god created. Free expression was not encouraged.
The gate keeper gave them the stink eye.
SAM and Dean flipped out their fbi badges, "Its official business." they said officially.
"YOU SHOULD HAvE SAID SO IN THE FIRST PLACE!" said the gate creeper turning the massive ass wheel as the gates crooned and groaned and complained, before moving their lazy ass and opening.
"Thank yee sir." Said Judas tipping his hat.
"WAIT!" yelled the gate keeper grabbing Castiel from the mix "NO PUNK ROCKERS ALLOWED.' He thrust the list into their faces.
Castiel whimpered. "Dean." He said helplessly
Dean rolled his eyes flattening Cas's hair and throwing his black coat over the edge and replacing it with his own worn leather jacket whilst rubbing off the temporary tattoos.
"Ow!" Cas complained at Deans manhandling.
"There." Said Dean "happy?"
"Hmmm, it'll do." Said the creeper
"Thank-you Dean." Mumbled Cas snuggling into the Jacket.
"No problem." He said blushing bountiful rose red.
"EARTHQUAKE!" yelled Judas startling Sam as they dove to the ground.
A giant horse the size of mount Everest trotted past, its head held high, and its pink sparkly wings, looking beautifully well groomed.
"What the everlasting fuck!" said Dean as he looked up above the Pegasus spotting four very naked, and very drunk angels.
"Yoo-hooo." Waved the one with golden wings and green sunglasses, the one behind cackling manically and almost falling off.
Castiel blushed in embarrassment. "fledglings." He mumbled as an official looking angel chased the Pegasus.
"BRING THAT HORSE BACK THIS MOMENT!" he yelled.
"C'mon, this way" motioned Cas leading them down a bright well lit tiny alleyway.
At the end was a red rope and a official looking angel with sparkly purple wings.
"Halt!" he said raising his hand in a stop signal. "Angels only."
"C'mon man," said Judas "let us in."
"Angels only." He resolutely said.
Castiel stepped forward "Its alright Phil, I am a angel and they are with me."
"Where's your wings than." He said suspiciously.
Castiel sighed putuponly and unfurled the gigantic beasts.
Dean sucked in a shirt intake of breathe, they were wonderful, magnificent, everything he had ever desired or dreamed, and they gave him a massive erection.
"Control yourself Dean." Whispered Sam.
Dean blushed for the second time that day turning a shade of blood orange.
"What about their wings?" meanly said the bouncer.
Judas had a stormy hurt expression on his face "WE. DO. NOT. HAVE. WINGS."
"Well bad luck buddy boy, but no entry, understand?"
"Listen here you dickbag-"
"Its alright, we understand, rules are rules." Said Castiel grabbing Judas by the arm and dragging him away.
"Castiel, what the heck angel boy?"
"I have an idea, retrieved from Dean Winchesters very mind."
"We talked about this Cas." Said Dean feeling violated.
"I apologise Dean," said Cas "but it was necessary."
"Lets hear it then." Said Sam with apprehension, a sick sinking feeling in his stomach reminding him of Deans dirty, sexual mind, that came up with the most tormenting things to scar Sam with.