Its love under cover inspired.
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It's early afternoon and its sunny out- perfect weather out side- aaaaannnnddddddddd..Rukia's stuck inside. Not that she's complaining. Though, she wonders why people would sit outside on the patio in the heat when they could be inside where its nice and cool and empty?
Yes, the Chappy cafe was empty.
And, she had a lot of free time as well as her co-works out back so she went and looked for something to do. Something being organizing the condiments on the counter.
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Ring!
Her head beams up, "Welcome to Cha-"
The first thing she notices is the obnoxious orange hair- surely, a grown man would know better than to dye their hair orange. Next thing she notices is the obnoxious way he just brushes her off with a mere grunt before seating him near the window. Who was he waiting for?
Friend?
Sister?
Mother?
Girlfriend?
Well, who ever it was- He was loitering.
"Excuse me!" She loudly called out-waving her hand. "You're loitering!"
Nothing- as expected from a delinquent.
She lets out a huff as she walked towards him, tapping his broad shoulder, "Excuse me-"
"Huh?" He breaks from his view outside.
"You're loitering." She points at the sign."See."
He continues to look at her dumbfounded. "You don't know who I am?"
"You're loitering." She repeats. "That's the only thing that matters now."
He chuckles as he shook his head. "Iced Hot cocoa."
She huffs, "Ice Hot cocoa coming up!"
She walks back behind the counter tops and starts-
Ring!
She beams.
"Welcome to cha-"
"Hey asshole."
"What?" She looks up and sees a pink haired girl in an skimpy outfit- Most likely his girlfriend.
The said pink haired girl walked herself to him-another loiterer?
"I was waiting for you at the restaurant."
"We're done."
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! iT'S A BREAK UP! IT'S A BREAK UP!
She quickly finishes up the order as she swiftly places the order on the table between them. "Iced Hot cocoa." she uttered before quickly wslking away- She hid under the counter tops.
"We're done when I saw we're done."
"What part of I don't want to see you any more- do you not understand?"
"We'll go to couples therapy."
"The last time we went you nearly killed the therapist-"
"She was constantly giving you the come hither look-she was asking for it."
"She looks at me because of the bullshit me put me through."
"We'll go to another one."
"No. You had your chance."
"Come on, I'll wear the sexy outfit you bought me."
"Do you mean the outfit you wore when you fucked Hisagi?"
"Wha-what?!"
"I saw you fucking Hisagi in the car last week."
"Well-well-well- I saw you making out with Senna a few days ago- and I didn't say a thing- See how good I handle our relationship? I put up with your bullshit ways and You put up with my bullshit ways.
"This is toxic and I want non of it."
"stop being an asshole- go to therapy with me.:
"We're done"
"We're done when I say-"
The sound of the glass cup being placed down against the wooden table was heard along with a loud CRASH!
"'whoa-whoa-whoa..." Rukia beamed between them."That's company prop-"
The orange haired man pulls her behind him. "I'm not go to therapy with you."
"'whoa-whoa-whoa..." Rukia beamed between them."That's company prop-"
The orange haired man pulls her behind him. "I'm not go to therapy with you."
"Oh yes you are." The pink haired girl growled as she held onto the broken cup. "You're going-""
"Whose going to pay for the cup?" Rukia interrupted as she shoved herself between them. ''cause I'm sure it's not coming out of my pay check.-"
"Go away!" The pink hair girl Roughly shoved Rukia away as Rukia heavily bumped her head against the wooden table- Ichigo frowns.
"Are you insane?!" Ichigo stares at his ex. "She can sue you for all your worth!"
"So you're fucking her." The pink hairs girl accused. "It's so obivious you are since you care about her so much- I forgive you because thats what normal couple do-"
"Riruka, You clearly need to see a doctor-"
"I''m not sick~~"
Something in the pink haired girl lit up. Ichigo still cares about me, She thought as a smile beams upon her face. He's playing hard to get
"Okay then~~~" Riruka cood- Her mind was in the clouds.
"I'll see you at home?"
"No. Get your things out by midnight-if not, I'm burning them."
"We're going to couples therapy then."
"How many times so I need to-"
Riruka gets close and personal as the ridge sharp edges of the broken cup hovered against Ichigo's next, "We're going to therapy."
Ichigo, Completely unphased, sighed. Its an empty threat because he knows Riruka wouldn't hurt him,
"Go fuck Hisagi like you did a few weeks ago. "
"That was an occasional thing. I can stop when ever I want."
"You disgust me- Go away,"
"I know where you live."
"I'm moving."
"I'll find you."
"I'll get a restraining order."
"I'll admire the pictures of us."
You honestly need therapy-alone."
"No, What I need is-you-"
Riruka's eye glitters the moment Ichigo said I need you.
"You need me...: Riruka mumble loud."
"Go home and pack all things and leave."
Riruka beamed. Ichigo she going to go shopping for new things for her."
"Okay," Riruka beamed, "I'll see you later?"
"No. stay away."
Riruka shook her head grinning because he knows Ichigo just wanted a little space.
"Fine." Riruka decided. "I'll move out but remember, I'll back..." Riruka winks as she prance outside- it was time to do damage control.
"Anyone here?" Ichigo call out.
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"Heeeelllllllloooooooowwwww..." Ichigo called out as the back door swung out to a petite girl. "You're paying for the cup."
"How much is the cup?
"250.86..."
Ichigp dead panned. Surely the cup could have cost more since she was so protective of it.
Ichigo huffs as he take out his wallet- she's rubs her head pouting. "Tell your girlfriend she's band from chappy's cafe-"
"She's not my girlfriend." Ichigo huffs as he hand Rukia the money. "She's just delusional." He looks up at her- really looking at her- she's holding an ice pack against her head.
"You okay?" He asks her as she switches hand holding the packet.
"What do you think?" Rukia dead panned as she slightly twitches.
"Look, if I caused any trouble-here's my business card-"
"Its all your fault." Rukia glared.
"How is it my fault?" Ichigo defended.
"You could have given her a second chance after you cheated on her."
"So you're single?"
She nods as Ichigo started to grin "Well, I really hope you call."
She continues to glare at him. Such a pompous asshole.
"You shouldn't have cheated on her."
"She cheated on me first."
"That doesn't mean you get to cheat on her-two wrongs doesn't make a right."
"who made you a relationship adviser?"
"I've been in something similar before."
"Oh? You cheated on your-"
"No, he cheated on me and told me I could sleep with anyone when I wanted to break up with him..."
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"Welll?"
"I didn't cheat on him and I broke up with him."
"I don't believe you."
"That's the truth!"
"If you really like him- you would have cheated on him."
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."
"No, I'm serious, if you really wanted it to work you'd do anything for it to work."
"Are you stupid?"
"Calling a customer stupid is a volition against you isn't it"
"Not if the customer really is an idiot."
"Maybe I should get the manager-"
"He's on vacation- I'm now in charge."
"Are you always like this?"
"Only to assholes like you."
"How am I an asshole?"
"You could have just told her why your breaking up with her and cut out the drama."
"I did tell her- she made it dramatic."
"You could have just cut it short."
"I wanted her to understand why I was breaking up with her."
"So you're the asshole that wants to be right and stead of taking the high road."
"I'm not an asshole-"
"Yeah you are. You like to instigate."
" I don't like to instigate."
"If you didn't like to instigate you wouldn't have baited her."
"It's called Karma."
"You're just being petty."
"How am I being petty? She started it."
"Now you sound like kindergartener."
"You sound like an instigator."
"No I sound like a voice of reason."
"No, you're instigating on how I'm being all those bad things."
"No, I'm just stating the truth."
"What you say isn't always the truth."
"Yes-yes it is."
"You're not the voice of reason."
"Yeah I am."
"No you-"
Ring!
A customer comes in as Ichigo grins, "Call me."
She glares at him as he leaves Chappy cafe.
Such a pompous asshole.