A/N: This story will be a series of shorts from each chapter of Inner Darkness. These are going to be humorous and out of character most of time (which is why it never made it into the main story.) I don't own the rights to any of these characters, they are all riots champions. However! Their antics! That is mine!

Alternative scene for Syndra trying to bury her elder. Who knew the temple was built on a dormant volcano?


I suppose I should at least bury him, she thought. Syndra used her magic to pick up his body and carry him outside a decent ways into the forest before she found someplace she thought befitting of a burial. It wasn't much but the area was open around where the grave would be, the scenery, flowers, and tree's nearby had a calming effect. Syndra used her magic to blow open a section of the ground to create the grave.

As Syndra was about to put her master in the grave she heard the ground below her rumble. Syndra jumped back into the air as a plume of lava shot out of the grave.

"What the fuck!" Syndra shouted in shock.

Well that isn't….normal…. Syndra thought to herself.

During her monologue, the lava was slowly creeping out setting the surrounding scenery on fire.

Upon seeing the forest catching on fire Syndra started to panic. In a desperate attempt to stop the lava flow, Syndra used her magic to pick up a nearby boulder and slammed it into the grave.

Syndra started dancing in the air, with a satisfied smile at her accomplishment. As she continued to dance she didn't notice that the rock was slowly melting, and the lava was continuing to flow across the ground. Syndra turned around one last time to gaze upon her accomplishment, only to discover that the rock had melted and there was twice as much lava as before.

NO NO NO NO, shit lava how do you deal with…lava is pretty much just glorified fire, and you use water to deal with fire. Syndra thought as she quickly reminisced on a time when she nearly burnt down the temple in an attempt to bake cookies.

Syndra flew down to a lake in front of the temple and used her magic to pick up gallons upon gallons of water. She unceremoniously threw the water at the lava, and upon impact the lava steamed as it rapidly cooled.

As Syndra gazed upon the landscape, half burned to a crisp and half swamped in water, Syndra contemplated Wait, where is master's body?!