Oh god, prepare for some oddly written humor. Contains one OC. My brain turned into scrambled eggs after coming up with this guy. I just had to make an FE:A fic (He's my main character ingame :D) Not my best story nor the writing style. Just wanted to let out a little humor this month. I call April comedy month due to April fools. Oh man how I love April. Anyway well I hope you enjoy it.

One day, there was a tactician known as Naughty Ned, of course he was naughty. The stealing gifts and ruining Christmas naughty. Not the naughty who would touch, you know. One day in camp, it was an average day-

"Who's that? Did someone say my name." The sky blue-haired boy turned every direction. "What?"

He was confused, what is talking to him you say? Maybe an unknown apparition. A figure of hallucination. His cheating mother.

"Why do you sound so evil? And my mother did not cheat!" He yelled at the sky, not noticing his fellow companions staring at him.

"O-oh, sorry, just uh. Can you guys mind your own businesses-"

A fool he was, Naughty Ned-

"Naughty Ned? How... okay maybe I peeked on Lon'qu and Olivia that other day but that was unintentional!"

Or so it was he said. Hm, maybe this writing is broken, I think I should fix this.

"Fix writing? What is going on. Repeat, one, new message. BEEP" He covered his mouth with his hands and set them down briefly. "Okay, maybe I peeked on Lon'qu and Olivia that other day but it was SOOOO intentional!"

Ned did not notice the two lovers glaring at him, though, Olivia showed utter embarrassment. Little Naughty Ned ran back to his "safe" tent, hoping to keep away from any dangers. Until Lon'qu became the unexpected visitor to a horror story.

"W-why are you doing this to me?" He breathed his last breaths. "LOOK I'M NOT DYING OKAY!"

Oh poor him, he wish he would've died soon. For this isn't his last mistake. "Oh gods no..."

During the nighttime, he followed Vaike to the spring unnoticed. He hid behind a bush and spied on 'ol Teach.

"Dammit will you just stop talking to me whoever you are, you're voice is scary..." He whispered and rolled his eyes. "Whatever."

Naughty, oh little Naughty Ned, glanced at the ladies, then, someone grabbed the back of his coat and forcefully pulled him.

"Hey there Ned, what are you doing here?" The white haired girl asked.

"It's not what you think! U-um, uh-some person is controlling me, you have to believe me! I mean, I believed that one time when you-"

The master tactician broke her grasp and disappointingly sighed, "First Lon'qu and Olivia, then this? I spent 56,000 gold on you, remember that."

"You didn't have to recruit me you know! And it seemed like you had a good time killing MY CHROM!" He angrily pointed at himself.

"Exactly why I wanted to fight you. I still can't forgive him about that bath incident." She crossed her arms.

Poor old Naughty Ned, lost his closest companion by a tree branch. He looked back at Vaike who was unscathed by Robin's wrath. Sully's devil steed on the other hand...

"Come on Robin, you don't notice Vaike spying on these women?"

"Oh I did, until I found you here." How she hated Ned, or did she? Hopefully she would see that ring coming in...

"What ring, oh no." Ned stared at the ring on his hand for a split second and looked back at Robin, who's face was red in anger.

"Y-you do know that you can't do that right?" She threatened him by raising her fist.

"B-but you still have to make Morgan!" Oooh he shouldn't have said that, quite a bruise he got. "I... hate... you." And there he passes out. Robin left his unconscious body near the bushes, just enough for the lovely ladies to spot him.

"Where am I-" You- I mean, Ned woke up underwater, his face looking upwards. How was he speaking underwater you say? That question is unanswerable.
He knocks back his senses and rushes back up to the surface.

"Why are you doing this to me?" He coughs out any remaining water, which ends up into vomit, "Wha - BLAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Gods... what's going on..."

Today's the end of that, wait next time to enjoy the suffering of Naughty Ned! If he's still alive. You are alive right?

"Please... no-"

Alright he is a-okay, hm, I'm going to have fun with him soon.

I just had to let this out. I'll make this a series no longer than 5-7 chapters. Generally follows the life of my OC Naughty Ned. A My unit with an unlucky and anonymous commander.