Hi my name is Hannah and I am new at this fanfiction so bear with me. Please read and review but dont be harsh please. :-)!...

This story starts right after the church incident in Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Rodrick Rules.

I do not own diary of a wimpy kid.

My Babysitter is ...My Girlfriend?

Rodricks pov:

"I can't believe what you two pulled in church today.", my Mom said to my brother Greg and I. Yeah I was in some DEEP shit after I planted the choclate bar on Greg seat this morning while going to church. That caused a big brown shit looking stain on the back of his pants and because of that he had to wear my moms Sweater around his waist it was quiet amusing. I decided to step on the sweater realiving the stain causing a little girl to yell " He's pooped his pants!". "It's not poop its chocolate ." stated Greg as he took a finger rubbing it on the stain. "See its chocolate." he said liking his finger making the whole church say a widely arange of ewws and gross. While this was happening I was laughing my ass off. "You Jerk " he said as he tackeled me then hit me. So here we are my Mom going on and on about how embaressed she is about the situation. " You know what you two are not going anywhere this weekend yoyu will have a babysitter." She said with a smile . "NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!." my brother and I screamed.