EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
VS!
RAINBOW DASH!
BEGIN!
Rainbow
Im rainbow dash,
Stiring up a twister,
You better head back underground
With your brother and sister.
The nineties called
They want your attitude back
I'd rather go deaf
than listen to you yak!
You're nothing but a has-been
Don't live in denial
You're basically the video game
Version of Bret Michaels
I'll prove to everyone
That I'm faster than you
So try to keep up
With my sonic rainboom!
Sonic
Please!
You thing you're fast?
Don't be a disgrace!
You couldn't beat applejack
And twilight in a race!
I was king of the nineties
I owned a decade
Even Michael Jackson
Wanted in on my fame.
You must be crazy if you think
You're gonna win this thing
Im gonna blow through this battle
Like I blow through rings.
You think you've got what it takes
To keep on debating
We'll c'mon rainbow
...
Im waiting!
Rainbow
Can it hedgehog!
Your catchphrases aren't cool
All they serve to do
Is make you look like a fool.
Watch my show
If you wanna learn success
Before you go repeating
Sonic 06!
That game was so bad
Sega couldn't survive
Now you work for Nintendo
In order to stay alive.
I come from a franchise
You could never out last.
My best friends are better
Than your entire supporting cast!
Sonic
My best friend is a genius who built me a plane
Your best friends show signs of being insane
Your show has record for being famously lame
Im one of the greatest things to ever happen to video games!
And I don't care
If I make games for Nintendo
Because according to screwattack
I could KILL Mario!
So quit rapping pony
And go back to flight school
Face it rainbow CRASH
Im still way past cool!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT!?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!