Internet Pop-ups cause Heroes to Arrive!
It was the middle of summer, and I was sitting at my computer, like I would every day. I had my own house and now there was not even school to ruin my days. I am Erin Bridges, I live in the state of New York, and I am one obsessed anime freak. My favorite anime ever had to be Hetalia, and I was searching up the newest episode. As I clicked play, a pop-up appeared. It said "You could be qualified to receive free Hetalia Units!" I was stupid, so I clicked on it and filled out the forms. Then I went to sleep, thinking that nothing would happen. I was very, very wrong.
It was the next day at around, seven am, and I was brushing my dirty blond hair. I put in my purple eye contacts, as I hated my dull grey ones. As I went down the stairs to get myself some breakfast, the doorbell rang. "God dammit, who would be here at seven in the freaking morning!" I was not a morning person. I answered the door, still in my pajamas. "Hello!" A young man stood at my door with a large package. "I wish you luck, sign here!" I signed, not saying a word. I attempted to pick up the box, but ended up pushing it. "Why is this even here? I didn't buy anything!" I saw a booklet attached to the crate. "ALFRED F JONES unit user guide and manual." I swear I nearly had a heart attack right then and there.
"ALFRED FUCKING JONES IS IN THIS BOX!" I calmed down and decided to read the manual, a huge goofy grin plastered to my face. "Removal of your ALFRED F JONES from packaging" I read the three options, and so went for the British accent. I concentrated and let my British side show, "Oi! You bloody idiot get your ass out here before I kill you!" Alfred immediately jumped out of the box, and tackled me to the ground. Shortly after I couldn't breathe, "G-GET OFF!" He jumped up, and looked confused, "You're not Iggy?" I sighed with a smile, "I'm Erin, and you're Alfred right" He grinned and nodded. Did I really need to ask? Probably not.
I looked behind him and saw a letter on the ground, "Flying Mint Bunny Inc?" I read the letter, "Hello, you have received a free Hetalia unit! You will receive another every few days, or less. We wish you luck~" I sighed, Alfie was already raiding my fridge, I was going to need more than luck to get myself out of this mess. Sure I was happy I had my own Alfie, but this was going to cause some problems, I was glad I was 19, if I got raped, I could buy my own god damn lawyer!
Alfie came up to me; I could tell he wanted something. "What is it Alfred?" Calling him Alfie would have to come later. "Umm, can I get McDonalds?" I chuckled; I knew this was coming, so I just decided not to argue. "Fine whatever and I have to find you a place to sleep anyways." A very happy Alfie ran out the door lightning speed. I laughed, he was such a child! I snooped around the house, and found my sister's old room, with a set of bunk beds and a couch. "Three people accommodated for, that saves me some issues for a while!" I dragged Alfie's stuff up to the room and gave him the top bunk, he would like that.
I heard the door slam, he was home. I didn't think he would get back here so quickly."SLAM!" I ran downstairs; my door was off the hinges, a scared looking Alfred not far behind. I was speechless, "WHAT DID YOU DO!" He started shivering, and tackled me again, "THE HERO WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE EVIL DOOR!" He must've knocked it right off the hinges when he walked in, luckily, the food was saved. What, don't judge me, I'm an American too you know!
I patted his head, "Just fix it before we lose all of the air conditioning please?" He grinned and picked up the door, and put it right back where it was. I was first surprised, and then remembered his super strength. Alfred ate all the food, all I got where some fries. Apparently, he proceeded to pass out on the floor from all the soda. He was pretty cute too; to bad I had to drag his fat ass up the stairs. I grabbed his arms and pulled, surprisingly, he wasn't that heavy. I got him up to his room and in the bed relatively quickly. I sighed in relief that now I could finally get some sleep, hopefully another one of these demons wouldn't show up tomorrow…
I hopped into my bed and just before I fell asleep, something stirred under my covers. I lifted them, and saw Alfred, looking at me with his puppy dog eyes, "I had a dream about ghosts, b-but I'm not scared or anything… I'm here to m-make sure they don't get you too!" I smiled, damn my motherly instincts! I let him sleep next to me; he was a very comfy pillow. I could tell that these unit things would either get better or worse. I was thinking that it would get worse. "Idiot…" I said as I fell asleep"
~AUTHOR'S NOTE~ I don't own Hetalia or the idea of the Manuals! Please don't sue me!