Mandy: Welcome to the M&M Game Show Thing That We Can't Explain!
Madeline: HI! I like Twilight and chocolate!
Mandy: And today, they have come all the way from Volturra, we have... The Volturi! And the Cullens But nobody really cares about them.
Madeline: (With the dumbest expression ever recorded in history) YEAH!.. Wait, What?
Rosalie: Blah blah blah lets get to me.
Esme: Enough about Rosalie, Esme is who everyone loves.
Edward: How did we even get here? The last thing I remember is hunting, then randomly being stuffed into a very ugly sack.
Madeline: (Hides very ugly sack from view) Really thats interesting.
Mandy: ( While holding a remote that looks like it was stolen from ICarly) Changing the subject, let's get to the questions! ( hit the applause button and applause appears from no where. Emmett and Jasper searching the room confused)
Carlisle: I believe that I have a very logical explantation for this strange event.
Jane: What can logically explain this.
Carlisle: Well you see, Esme and I were hunting and, or... umm, well it doesn't matter what we were doing just go along with it. We were "hunting" in Canada when unicorns attacked us and we had to fight them with lightsabers we had somehow gotten. Then Jasper fell out of the sky dressed like Santa Claus only the siut was blue and he had a pink tutu, I think that Renesmee had dressed him this morning, and landed in the middle of a giant container of tomato soup. Quite unfortunate. When a rainbow appeared out of the soup with Bella and Edward riding magical unicorns, not like the ones we had battled earlier. And Alice and Rosalie appeared with many shopping bags and a new car, I didn't pay them that much attention. Emmett sudden;y appeared in an alien space ship witha family of grizzly bears. Who seem to have abducted him for revenge and were fighting furiously. How tragic. I hate when two types of bears fight. Then Aro, Felix, Demitri, Caius, and Marcus came cartwheeling down candy mountain, dressed like cheerleaders from Glee, and landed in a perfect pyramid-ish thing. Then Renesmee appeared with an army of teddy and gummy bears, she must really like her uncle Emmett. When Jane popped out the back of my shirt. I was wondering how long she'd been in there when Alec popped out of my shirt as well. I was deeply disturbed when we were kidnapped and brought here through the Fairy trade of random people. So my conclusion is, that we got here through Wal-Mart.
Mandy:...
Madeline:...
Rosalie:...
Emmett:...
Jasper:...
Alice:...
Esme:...
Edward:...
Bella:...
Jane:...
Aro:...
Marcus:...
Caius:...
Felix:...( he was standing in the corner for I don't know how long being a creeper)
Demitri:...
Alec:...
Renesmee: THAT MADE SO MUCH SENSE! THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL STORY!
Madeline: Ah the joys of a young mind.