Hodges has a secret.
Title: CSI Secrets
Author:partlybouncy
Rating: All of these are rated PG.
Disclaimer: I do not own CSI. These characters do not belong to me. Woe. :(
The underwear base is from Spoilers: Up until the finale of season seven with some speculation regarding season eight.
Author notes: This was loosely based on fandomsecrets . Idea: Make a secret for a character and then write a short ficlet based on that secret. All errors are my own.
secret url: pics. Hodge's Secret
Pink is not my favorite color. Green is. Green means money. It means envy. Green has all these positive connotations. Like if I had Sara Sidle on my arm, Greg Sanders would be green with envy. If I had a lot of green, Mandy would go out with me because I could take her places Nick could not. I like green.I like women. I love women. I want women. I've yet to figure out how to get them to like me, with out it involving a little green. Given that, I need all the help I can get. And this is where pink comes in. According to that feng shui mumbo jumbo, pink can help you get laid. Pink is all about relationships, getting married and help you getting some action on. It seems to work really well for William Shatner. He wears a pink tie or a pink shirt and the ladies are all over him. And I need to get laid and get some respect from the ladies. I don't understand why I don't have it now. It's probably my mother's fault.
So anyway, I wear pink underwear because I need to wear pink to help me with the babes. I won't wear pink otherwise because the guys I work with have serious problems with people challenging their masculinity. And if I wore pink, they'd take all their insecure whiny male stuff out on me. So I wear pink under my clothes, so I don't have to deal with their BS. It's my little secret.