This is really random, so if you don't like random don't read this.

The idea came to me out of literally no were and smacked me in the face. I had an 'Oh, that's a really good idea' expression. Anyway, ENJOY!!!

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Disclaimer- Do Not Own Naruto!

P.S.- I do NOT support Yaoi!!!!

The day started out just like every other day for team 7. Sasuke got to the bridge first, Sakura second, Naruto last. Kakashi-sensei was four hours late and came up with a lame excuse like 'Pakkun put my mask down the toilet,' Nothing unusual. Well, nothing appeared unusual, other than the strange dark figure staring at them from a near by tree, and the three members of team 7 having mental battles with..themselves.

Sasuke P.O.V.

Should I tell her?

Why not. She has to know.

Fine, I'm ganna tell her.

Sakura P.O.V.

I should probably tell him.

Why? He'll get mad and say he doesn't love anyone.

sigh

Naruto P.O.V.

Should I tell her?

Ugh, I don't want to interfere with this thing you call love. So stop asking me.

sigh

"Alright, what's with all the sighing?" Way to go Kakashi, you broke their train of though.

"There is nothing wrong Sensei." Sakura answered.

"…"

"Fine, there is something wrong!"

"Would you care to share?" Kakashi asked. (That rhymed!)

"I can't tell you because if I do Sasuke will get mad at me and will never talk to me again!" Yelled Sakura.

"What could possibly be so bad that I'd stop talking to you?" Asked Sasuke.

"It's about who I love," Sakura started," I love-"

"Don't continue that. I don't love you, I don't like you, I only see you as a teammate. I love Naruto."

"And I love Sasuke, Sakura." Naruto added.

"I know you were gay Sasuke, but I wasn't going to say you. Now can I continue my sentence?" Sakura asked. Both of her teammates nodded. "Good. I love your brother Itachi."

"…"

"…"
"What?!"

"YES! I win again little brother! Buahaha!" Itachi yelled. (From the tree)

"Itchy-kun, you're here!!"

"Yes Sakura, and I have come to take you to the Akatsuki base where you will get stronger and live with me!" And with that Itachi scooped Sakura up (bridle style) and disappeared into the forest.

The end.

Told you that was completely random. I couldn't figure out how to put it on paper. This was my 4th try.