"It's true. I admit it." I hang her head and holds out my wrists. "You can take me away officer. Just don't do them too tight. My wrists are still sore from yesterday."

The officer pulls out a pair of handcuffs. "Alright I thought of an appropriate punishment for you... You must watch Monty Python with me."

I drop to my knees. "NOOOO!"

"It's either that or you shall get locked into a cell with Sora... which actually might not be so bad considering you might end up maiming him severely... but I digress ."

"I choose the second option! DO IT NOW! DO IT NOW! DO IT NOOOOOOWWWWWW!"

"MWAHAHA!" The officer pulls trapdoor lever.

"AHHHH!" I yell as I fall through.

"Hmm, that was sort of anticlimactic."

I land on the ground. "OWW!"

The officer notices that she's still holding the handcuffs. "Shoot I forgot to cuff her..."

"Muhahaha!" I look around and spot Sora. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

Sora backs up into corner. "Stand back I've got a Keyblade!"

"I DON'T CARE! I HAVE FISTS! AND FEET! AND RAAAAAGE!"

Sora weakly shakes his keyblade. "I've got... huge feet and spiky hair…"

I look him square in the face. "I also have Riku."

Sora starts crying. "WHY YOU NO NICE TO ME?"

"Because I hate you!"

Sora starts sniffling. "But why? I'm the adorable protagonist with butt-like pants who travels around whacking and stabbing everything with my keyblade so I can save the universe!"

"You killed all the best characters! And you're incredibly stupid and stubborn!"

He crawls into fetal position. "But... But... I'm awesome."

"No you're not! Do you realize people only like you because they pair you with Riku? I mean think of all the things you did to point that way!"

Sora is still in fetal position. "But... I fantasize about Kairi... how could people think I'm gay?"

"Because even when you have Kairi back, you still run to Riku. And you're always obsessed with him. And then at the end, you grab his butt."

He starts sniffling again. "I couldn't help it... I was just so happy to see him."

"You show affection by grabbing people's butts? You never did that to ANYONE else."

"How do you know?"

"Everyone knows all about you! But are you trying to say that you HAVE grabbed other people's butts?"

He quickly stands up. "Wait! Are you suggesting that people stalk me?"

"No. I mean your life is told in a video game called 'Kingdom Hearts'."

He smacks his head against a wall. "I've been living a LIE! ... but that does make sense, I mean why else would I be killed on multiple occasions and yet still be alive?"

"Well Mickey and Riku helped you some of the time."

Sora's forehead is now bleeding. "Hey, mysterious figure, speaking of Riku, where is he now? Where's Kairi?"

"I told you already, I have him. And I threw Kairi off a cliff because she was being stupid."

He smashes his head against the wall again. "Darn it! I liked her!"

"Dude, you're gonna kill yourself if you keep doing that. Wait! Never mind! It helps if you hit it harder!"

"Am I still in the video game?"

"Umm...no. Because I'm not in the game...unless this is the game..." I look around. "Where are we exactly?"

"How should I know? I just finished fighting this leprechaun-like heartless so I could get the keyblade of candy sprinkles when all of a sudden this girl come out of nowhere and tazed me and threw me down a trap door."

"Then we must be still in the game..." I run up to a wall and kicks it; it opens a few seconds later. "AHA! Tifa WAS right! You just gotta kick the walls in the right places!"

" Woah, you're so awesome! I could just hug you!" He hesitates. "On second thought, I'll just start running..."

"I'll get you later!" I yell after the retreating boy. I lower my voice. "Right now, I have to see if I can find my way into RE:COM."

"Help! A fiendish mysterious figure!" Sora is shouting in the distance.

I laugh. "Yeah! You better run!"

The trap door opens from above and a rope ladder is thrown down. "Did you get him?"

I yell up to Roxxy. "No, he got away. C'mon down here. It's cool."

"Darn it!" She climbs down rope ladder. "And after all that trouble of tazing him too... It was still fun though."

"It's always fun to taze a moron." I help her down.

"Very true... Hmm, I hope I brought my tazer with me." She checks her pockets.

I watch you intently. "Please tell me you have it!"

"Hmm, not in the front pockets..." She checks her back pockets. "OH! Got it, we're back in business."

"Yes!" I grab her arm and pulls her towards the door. "Let's go!"

"Mwahaha! So where did the little big foot run off to?"

"This way!" Runs towards where Sora had run off to.

Roxxy follows laughing maniacally.

I stop and look at her. "You okay?"

"Yeah, sorry, I just got carried away."

"It's okay. I'm excited too."

"Okay, let's keep going."

"Yeah!" I start running towards the end of the 'hall' again.

"Wow this hall just keeps going doesn't it?"

"Yeah. This is so not cool!"

"Oh, wait! I think I see a door up ahead!"

"Yay! We're almost there." We run up to the door and try and pull it open. "How the heck did he get out? This door won't budge!"

"Don't tell me he locked it with the keyblade," she mutters.

"Oh he better not have!"

"Hm, the little punk. Are there any other doors?"

"Umm...let's look." We turn in a circle looking for another door. "There!" I point at to a strange white door. We run up to it and throw it open. "It's RE:COM! That's where I was trying to get to!"

Roxxy peeks in. "Did he go through there too?"

I look through. "I can't tell. Only one way to find out," I say as I step through.

AN: The first part of an rp my friend (Roxxy obviously XD) where having yesterday...it went on for like 4 hours...o.O

It's gonna be about three more parts...

Sora WILL come back.
Some Organization members WILL show up.
And some impersonating WILL take place.

XD

See ya soon.