This is a Crac Fick Completely Untrue…
Disclaimer – RDM & Glenn Larson own the rights
Author – Dale Rivers…..
As always feedback is appreciated
THE STORY OF WANG:
A eulogy of sorts!
It should be remembered that being a Cylon "Infiltrator" cleverly disguised as a mass produced marital aid has it's drawbacks. Particularly when you have a desire in life to pursue a career in I.T. Wang was indeed a very bright student indeed, and loved his studies.
Unfortunately the person who owned him had a more basic task in mind for him. We go to Wang's last night before he was discovered by the humans and summarily executed.
11:30 pm In some really frustrated woman's bedroom.
WOMAN: Well my little battery powered tower of joy, you and I are going to have some good hard sex tonight.
WANG (In Chinese accent): No lady, me have to study for exams tomorrow, Wang no want to play.
WOMAN: A talking vibrator? Well I never! I can see I am going to have more fun with you than my ex-husbands thermos!
WANG: Go away lady! Wang have big test tomorrow must study! You go sleep now. Wang stay up and study (Cram) for big test.
LADY GOES TO CUPBOARD AND PULLS OUT SHOTGUN AND AIMS IT AT WANG.
WOMAN: Listen you, either I am going to have a big bang here, or you are going to have a bigger bang! And it will involve OO Buck shot. I am so god damn horny that my Galoshes are overflowing FROM THE INSIDE!!!
WANG: Ok lady let's play game! You play game and Wang get in mood.
WOMAN: Well ok how do we play.
WANG: Wang spell words to you, if Wang spells them right it get Wang in the mood! Now we play "CAT" spell C-A-T.
WOMAN: I don't see how this is going to get you in the mood oh God look at me I am engaging a marital aid in some perverse foreplay! Ok then fine cat is spelled C-A-T.
WANG: Oh you good at this! Wang like, Wang like very much. We do another one! "Hat" spell H-A-T.
WOMAN: Look how long is this going to take? Fine then (Becoming all the more frustrated) hat is spelled H-A-T.
WANG: Oh lady me almost there! Me almost there! You really turn Wang on now last one! SEX TONIGHT Spell S-E-X-F-T-O-N-I-G-H-T
WOMAN: Ha got you there you silly little vibrator. You got it totally wrong "There is no F in sex tonight!"
WANG: Ok lady have it your way. You go sleep now, Wang need to stay up and study. Good ni……
KABOOOOOOM!!!