Happy Birthday, Ali-baby!!!!!!
This is for our dear friend Areao on her birthday.
We are all grateful that your parents got high one night, had unprotected sex and then popped you out nine months later…least that's the way I assume it played out. Kidding…but not really.
From afar, we all came to together to help you celebrate this special day…your 30th birthday.
Happy Birthday from:
Toshia ~ Em ~ NaughtySparkle ~ Cheddah ~ Diane ~ Ire ~ ABG ~ Lara ~ Lisa ~ Tonya
And many more…I just don't know that many people.
Special love from the girls of the LoD!! We all wish we were in Kansas to help you celebrate you big day.
In November, I went to Kansas to visit the birthday girl for a few days (still dying for chili five way; if you don't know what that is, go to Kansas and get some 'cause it's quite possibly the greatest thing ever), and I just have to say that she is the warmest, funniest, fun-est person ever. She is the same in RL as she is online and I feel lucky to call her my friend. And to think, it all started over a random review about Gollum. I miss you…and the fuckawesome chili. (Have I mentioned the chili yet?) And make sure to kick the Bill's ass at wii bowling; we have a title to defend. By we, I mean you.
PS- Because I am le fail, I did not get a chance to write you a birthday o/s, but I swear that I will eventually write you an expanded version of your BH cameo. After all, you're the original Badward Bitch. Mwah!
Smooches from all of us and enjoy your presents.
Happy Birthday to you!