Solar: *wearing a trench-coat, wig and sunglasses* Yes! I finally lost that angry mob that Doggiez sent after me because of that last story.
Happy Easter everyone! Team Sun gets their first mission today which takes place before Easter.
See my profile for my standard story disclaimer.
Read Wheel of Torture before this story to understand some things that happen.
Doggiez if you are reading this thank you for giving me an idea by flaming me and volunteering to have Team Sun chase you.
"I have an idea for a mission: Mission Doggiez. Your assigment: In the last serious, this user, Doggiez, has been leaving flames. It is your job to toture her of some sort.
Uh, yes, me in it, wait, was my friend gonna call me now? Oh f*. Solar: Shut up!"
Disclaimer: "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it." ~Author Unknown
In Solar's movie studio Team Sun was relaxing and eating pizza shaped like Shadow.
In the corner of the game show set that Solar has established as Team Sun HQ was the burnt body of a deadly hitman sent by Doggiez because Team Sun had tortured the Sonic Crew.
Shadow and Moon were sitting on a couch polishing their flamethrowers. "Remember girl, if anyone asks we were nowhere near here when he broke in and was killed by an exploding toaster."
Blaze and Rainbow were watching the spy footage of Sonic and Knuckles having a singing contest with their day care kids. "Those two can't sing to save their lives. We should go help out."
Solar and Cloud were installing a crime scanning supercomputer given to them by the G.U.N commander. "You can go help out if they will let you Blaze, I will call you if anything comes up. Okay Cloud where did I put cable #267?"
Blaze and Rainbow get up to leave. "Is that it on your head?"
Shadow looks over. "No that's a piece of string."
"See you later." Blaze and Rainbow take a G.U.N issue ear communicator and leave for Mystic Ruins.
(Mystic Ruins)
Many birds are seen flying away from two houses near a cliff. Horrible singing is heard from that direction.
Blaze and Rainbow look at each other. "Something tells me that Sonic, Knuckles and Tails live over there."
As they get closer to the houses one appears to be a giant version of Tails' head and the other appears to be a two story Blue and Red house. "If they don't live here then they should."
Sure enough, as Blaze and Rainbow move to the front of the houses they see a stage with Sonic and Knuckles singing.
"Let's see if we can get their attention Rainbow." says Blaze deviously. Blaze throws an exploding fireball over the stage which draws the attention of everyone to her.
"Wh-wh-what are you doing here Blaze?" asks Sonic nervously.
Blaze looks insulted. "What? I can't visit my friends to see how their day-care is going?"
"Well last time we saw you, you were torturing us." replies Knuckles.
"And the torturing is over. I wanted to come help out with your singing contest." says Blaze with a smile.
All the kids look relived. "Yay, someone else is going to sing besides our counselors."
"I never said I was going to sing. You are the ones who will be singing. Sonic, Knuckles, Rainbow and I shall judge each of you based on your performance. Winner gets the title of best singer in your group." explains Blaze.
"Sounds fun." says Sonic.
"Sure." says Knuckles.
"By the way, where is Tails?" asks Blaze.
"He went over to Eggman's base to start working on some project." says Sonic.
"Okay everyone line up on stage." says Blaze.
(2 Hours Later)
"Wow. Just... Wow. I have never felt more sorry for microphones in my life, and I have heard Sonic and Knuckle sing." says Blaze.
"Hey, that's not nice. But you're right." says Knuckles sadly.
"Maybe it would sound better if I played my Banjo." suggests Sonic while holding a blue Banjo.
Rainbow eats Sonic's Banjo. "Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao." (Translation: It's worth any punishment you can give me.)
"Okay that was 2 hours of my life wasted by my poor judgment. Sonic and Knuckles you may continue singing." Blaze and Rainbow head back to Team Sun HQ.
(Meanwhile Back At Team Sun HQ / Solar's Movie Studio)
"Um Solar, I'm no expert but I don't think a computer is supposed to look like that." says Shadow looking at the piece of modern art that Solar has somehow built out of the computer parts.
"Yeah, I might have to look at the manual again." Shadow, Cloud and Moon do an anime sweatdrop.
Blaze walks in at that moment. "Hey I was going to make the G.U.N issue modern art kit." says Blaze looking at what should be the G.U.N issue crime scanning supercomputer.
Solar looks at the box all the parts came in and the cover of the manual. "Oh I see what happened now, the manuals must be in the wrong boxes. This is the manual for the Modern Art kit."
Blaze opens the Modern Art kit box and digs out the Supercomputer Manual. "Here's your Manual now try to take that thing apart without breaking anything then give me the other Manual."
"Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao." (Translation: Oh that's the easy part.) Cloud presses a button on the Computer causing a flash of light. When the flash is gone all the parts of the computer are back to the way they were when Solar took them out of the box.
"Why did the computer even come with that button?" wonders Shadow aloud.
"It came with that button just in case you mix up the manuals." says the commander whom just walked in.
"Wait how did you get past the security system I installed?" asks Shadow running off to check the security system.
"It's a good thing I turned off the security system before I started building this." says Solar.
"Yes, well G.U.N has a mission for you, and is that the countries foremost hitman on the ground?" asks the commander.
"Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao" says Moon quickly while hiding the 2 flamethrowers. (Translation: We were nowhere near here when he broke in and was killed by an exploding toaster.)
"What did Shadow's Chao just say?" asks the commander whom doesn't speak Chao.
"Doesn't matter, you said something about a mission?" redirects Solar.
"Solar did you turn off the security system?" asks Shadow.
"Yes Shadow." replies Solar with Cloud taking her favorite place atop Solar's head.
The G.U.N commander straightens and starts explaining Team Sun's first Mission. "Well here's the mission..."
Sorry but the mission details are classified for now.
Come on and review or suffer the same fate as that hitman.
We have cookies for good reviewers.
Solar: *wearing his disguise again* Now if you'll excuse me I just heard the unmistakable sound of an angry mob.
Blaze: Poor Solar. Don't worry Shadow and Moon are tracking down Doggiez as we speak. Please give us good reviews so we can justify calling in the rest of G.U.N to stop this manhunt. Have a Happy Easter Everyone!
