Hello all yep its Roxy *crickets chirp* .....o so no ones happy to see me? well, poo on u. aren't i so loveable. -^_^- NEways, read my fic so suffer the concequences *sp* o and...i cant spell get over it, and if u flame me the flames will be used to boil water and make Ramen...mmmmmmmmmmmmm ramen........-^_^- on with the Fic.

Me: *sleeps*

Hiei: Woman u awake....?

Me: leave me alone im sleeping.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hiei: -blink, blink- hn....

Me: *wakes up*

Hiei: O so now u decide to wake up

Me: I rememberd that my friend is comeing

Hiei: ur juss gannna drag ur friend into the story

Me: Yep

Hiei: stupid Ningen

Me: NANI!? O

Hiei: I called u a ningen, here i'll spell it out for u N-I-N-G-E-N

Me: fuck u

R: Now, now Rox thats now way to talk to a bishi

Me: R UR HERE

R: Yep

Hiei: -blink blink-

R & Roxy: THIS WAS OUR YAHOO CHAT ^^

Kurama: O boy...

Hiei: Really... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Chapter 1

Chat room dissicion

Disclaimer: I do not own YYH but i will take over Japan and then i'll own all anime! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Claimer: I do own Hiei.....he is mine and only mine he signed a legal document stateing hes mine....o yea i rule. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~Sceane~R and I were at a YYH coinvestion when all of the sudden we saw Hiei and Kurama. Roxy yelled out "OMG Hiei" and fangurls came running like a heard of gogs comeing for a bone. So R and Her tied up those recherd fangurls and stole Hiei and Kurama~

Me: damn fangirls

R: we didnt do ne thing

Me: juss tied him up

R: thats all

Hiei: Help

Me: shhhh no one can hear u scream Kurama: Im scared

Me: Suck it up baby *slaps Kurama*

R: KURAMA

H: hn.

Me: Hn as well

R: Fine i'll do some thing really bad

Me: NANI

R: *glomps Hiei*

R: *POOF!*

Me: O-o

Me: NO GIVE BACK

R: darn it. Get some fireproof vests!

Me: *glomps Kurama, then POOF POOF*

R: MY KURAMA!

Me: HEY

R: *steals*

Me: GIVE BACK HIEI OR I'LL SHAVE KURAMA BALD

Me: *staels back*

Me: *steals

R: *grabs Kurama and gives you Hiei*

Me: YAY

Me: *ties Hiei in her closet*

Me: im so glad that Demons cant harm humans

Me: *whistles*

Hiei: but what about the house? *WHOOSH!*

Me: ...

Me: *grabs Hiei and drains his powers with her fanart powers and ties him up*

Me: man

R: *sighs*

Me: what do i have to do to get a litlle sastifacrty around here

R: *huggles Kurama* *steals all his roses and seeds and tackles him to the... bed*

R: MWAHAHAHAHAHA~

Me: O-o

R: *huggles* and now I shall draw!

Me: XD

R: may I borrow Hiei? *evil grin*

Me: NO

Me: but

Me: u can borrow a clone on Hiei

R: ^^

R: you can have a picture! Of them 'playing'

Me: hummm

Me: o Hiei

Hiei: No women

Me: nani

H: dont u thin-*Roxy gives Hiei to R*

R: *plops Hiei on top of Kurama and uses authoress powers to... you know* now, staaaay stilll!!!

R: *sketches*

Hiei: O.o

Kurama: *blush*

Me: lol

Me: wait

Kurama: but I wanna be on top!

Me: gay Kodack moment

Me: *snaps a Pic*

R: *sketch, sketch*

Me: hehe

Me: Kurama if ur on top u we wont b abale to see hiei

R: There! *shows you pic*

Me: *drool*

Me: im looking at what in the bed

poke_challenge: im looking at what in the bed

R: *DROOL* *GLOMPIE*

Me: *glomps her nakki Hiei*

R: *glomps Nakkie Kurama*

Kurama: O_O FANGIRLS!

Me: so

Hiei: SAVE ME

Kurama: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Me: nope nah uh no way ur ours

Kurama: I WANT MY ROSES BACK!

Me:your ours for ever and ever and ever and ever

Me: Hiei..wanna play?

H: NO

Me: well to bad

Kurama: *grabs Hiei* MINE!

Me: *uses fanart powers to make Hiei and Kurama get it on*

Hiei: *face flushes* er....

Me: VIWEO CAMARA TIME

Kurama: ^^;;

Me: i spelled that wrong

R: ROLL TAPE!

R: LIGHTS

Me: CAMRA

Me: ACTION

R: ACTION!

Me: *hands Hiei a spatula* -^_~- juss in case

Me: O.o who knew Kurama could bend like that Me: BEND KURAMA BEND

Me: BEND KURAMA BEND

R: *shrug* I'm amazed at how long some things are

Me: like... videotapes... attention spans.. and... *giggles*

Me: Hiei....O,o OM---OMG SLOW DOWN U ONLY LIVE ONCE!

Me: me a pervert...no y u ask

R: ...

Me: *breaks up Hiei and Kurama*

Me: thats enof boys

Kurama: BUT WE WERE HAVING FUN!

Me: O WELL Hiei: *turns chibi eyes on you* b-b-b-but...

Me: to bad

Me: R

Me: that was so OOC

Hiei: *cute pouty sniffle*

Me: T_T

R: it's called persuasion

Me: i kno

Kurama: *nods*

Me: *bitch slaps Kurama*

Kurama: we find the chibi waterworks works on fangirls.

Me: *grabs Hiei*

Hiei: *chibilook* WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Me: not this fangurl

Me: Hiei were going home

Me: well

Me: to my home Hiei: *cries*

R: aww poor baby

Me: suck it up

Me: *huggles her Hiei*

Hiei: *dries up very quickly* FINE! Plan number two. *winks at Kurama*

Hiei: errr... is sumtin' goin' on here?

R: O.o what?

Me: ewwwwww u smell like Kurama and other things that i wont tell u

Kurama: *scratches nose* eh... *dumb look*

R: O

R: O.o what is this, a Kuwabara imitation?

Kurama and Hiei: EXACTLY!

R: ^^;;

Me: *puts hiei in a Tub and washes him*

Me: Hiei hush up

Hiei: *blinks idioticly* er... what's that big word mean?

Me: or you'll get shampoo in ur mouth

Hiei: *licks hair*

Hiei: yum.

____________________________________________________________________________ ______ hehehehehe.....^-^''' yep thats what we were talking about isn't wonderful

Hiei: u sick sick bitches

Me: Y thank u

R: man that sketch took me 4 EVER

Kur: Hiei that was the best

Me and R: Who knew u could bend like that..

Hiei: Yeah who knew

Kur: *blush blush*

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