I do not own Naruto because if I did things would be done with and I would be rich and get a better computer and leave dial up.
This is after the time skip, possible spoilers. Kakashi killed the Akatsuki
leader and they soon broke up, most were dead, anyway all the demons that were taken out are trapped in the containment statue the Akatsuki used to take the mout of there people. Naruto killed Sasuke with Rasengan. Naruto went all third almost forth tale on him and Sasuke used the cursed seal but after he used
Chidori on Sakura, Naruto put his Rasengan against Sasuke's Chidori, and,
well, Naruto won. But before Sasuke died, he managed to slice out Itachi's
eyes in an earlier battle that was interrupted by Sakura, and was the reason
for Sasuke using Chidori on her. No one knows where Itachi is now.
If this one sucks don't ban me for life.
Naruto was bored, Old Lady Tsunade had absolutely NO missions for the
still-genin, no one had a mission, and not even D-Rank Missions were
available. The only people out were ANBU, and half were in their headquarters,
just playing cards or training. Naruto had bothered Tsunade to the point where
she made up a mission to mow the academy's lawn, when he went back to
collect his money, Tsunade had run off with his payment to get sake according
to Shizune. That pissed him off, now not only had Jiraiya taken his money but
the Old Lady too.
He was a little down, Kakashi was still in the hospital from his fight with
the Akatsuki leader, so he couldn't train him, the wood guy was one of the
few people who had a mission, so no training from him either, Jiraiya was
acting, well, perverted again so he couldn't be bothered, Sai had no social
skills what so ever and the only fun thing he could do was have him draw
Sakura naked or something like that. Sakura couldn't be bothered since she
was working a full day at the hospital, but it didn't matter. Naruto had
gone on a few dates with Sakura since he got out of the hospital from the
final battle he had with Sasuke, and started liking her less and less than he
used to, on their last mission together their relationship changed to
very-close-almost-best-friend status.
All he could do was walk around and groan. Then he could sense something
groan back as he walked along. He finally realized what it was. "WHAT DO YOU
WANT YOU ASSHOLE"! Naruto screamed to his belly button. Inside of himself he
could hear "I'M BORED and you wouldn't mind listening to what I have to
say, NARUTO!"
"Why should I listen to the thing that killed," but Naruto was cut off,
"it was not I alone, who killed the Uchiha kid, you brought me out, you used
my power you…no, we killed SASUKE! After what you saw him do to that girl,
you wanted to kill him like he tried to kill her," said the voice.
"…WHAT DO YOU WANT ANYWAYS," said the now-angered Naruto. "To train
you, most people aren't lucky enough to have something that has been around
for thousands of years living in them. I can give you jutsu that hasn't been
seen in ages," said the voice. Naruto didn't like the idea of hanging out
with the Kyuubi, but he did need something to pass the time, and the fox was
right, he did want to learn a new jutsu.
"Ok, but how do you expect to show me what to do," said Naruto with a
small hint of excitement. "Meditate until you are in that room within
yourself, there I can show you all that I know," the demon fox said
snickering under his breath. "AW, I hate meditating it's so boring,"
complained Naruto. "It won't take that long brat, so hurry up and
start," said the Kyuubi who was getting a little frustrated.
"FINE!" Naruto complied.
