Thanks to Keely, Peppy, Sharon and Sian for all their inspiration and enthusiasm, you are all so AWESOME (But not as awesome as me *cough cough* :) If It wasn't for you continually asking (annoying LoL) me to keep on writing, I probably would have forgotten about this by now. Oh yeah, As you have probably already figured out, I am not Stephanie Meyer and I don't own The Twilight Series or any characters:(

CPOV

"Why, Alice?" I asked wearily. "Nothing good can come from this, so what is the point?"

"C'mon, think about it this way. What's the worst that can happen?" Alice replied happily.

I could think of a least 3 bad things could happen.

1. We get exposed 2. We get exposed 3. WE GET EXPOSED

"The last thing we need is some British exchange student being with us 24/7,

I mean we don't exactly live normal lives considering you and Jasper are siblings and you're dating!

The same thing goes for Rosalie and Emmett too!

And they aren't exactly very private about it either, something really bad could be let slip and she could be scarred for life!"

"What could possibly happen that could scar her for life?" replied Alice before realization hit her.

Emmett and Rosalie.

We had all already be affected by their, umm..., activities and it wasn't a pretty sight.

That was the last thing, this Bella would want to see, ever.

"Oh gosh, Carlisle, That's...probably not going to happen. You need to look on the bright and fun side and not your dark, depressing side!"

"Who knows, apart from like me, something really nice could happen" responded Alice.

Oh God no, Alice had that look in her eyes!

"Don't even think of any matchmaking!"

I said suddenly realizing what Alice was planning.

"But what if Edw"

"No"

"What if sh"

"No!" I said cutting Alice off

"Edward will find someone in his own time."

"And I'm sure that Bella would prefer you not to intervene in her private life"

"Fine." said Alice slightly flustered before she stalked back off into her wardrobe to clear out some more space for Bella's stuff.

We really needed to find Alice another hobby, other than cleaning out the mall of all their clothes...and dressing us up.

"There is nothing wrong with me!" whined Alice from inside her wardrobe.

Sure.

I heard her growl before I left to go and greet the newcomer. This was going to be interesting.

EsPOV

"Quick, hurry up Emmett, she's coming!" I gathered up the whole family in front of the house creating a picturesque scene of the perfect American

family.

Huh, you wish.

The sleek black car slid slowly to a halt directly in front of us.

A small pale girl stepped out of the car looking slightly annoyed.

Why was she annoyed? What did we do? Did she notice we looked different?

I quickly suppressed these thoughts,

there was nothing wrong with us.

She was probably missing home. Poor Human.

But she was very pale for a human but...was definitely a human.

Or a least had a functioning heart.

"Why is she so pale?" whispered Rosalie to Emmett at vampire speed.

"She couldn't be a..." Her voice trailed off.

"No way, I can smell her blood from all the way over here.

Probably just an albino or something like that"

"What a freak!" replied Rosalie.

"Err, you can talk, Rose"

She hit him with a loud thud.

"OW!" screeched Emmett, holding his arm sorrowfully.

"I am a perfectly normal being" pointed out Rosalie, who had decided not to use the word "human"

"Normal! Ha! A normal...being doesn't admire themselves on every reflexive surface they see." snorted Emmett, suddenly defiant of Rosalie.

"Are you calling yourself normal then? A normal being doesn't fight with every moving thing they see" retorted Rosalie as they arguing continued growing more personal by the second, until it became embarrassing.

"A normal male being doesn't wear a cat-woman suit and then take pictures, IT'S NOT RIGHT!" spat Rosalie at Emmett, who was already shouting back at Rosalie.

I bowed my head in shame.

Oh Good God, who knows what else they were going to spill?

"Stop bickering you two!, she can see you!" I scorned at them, furious that they had made Bella feel uncomfortable.

This was probably just making her feel even more awkward.

Emmett and Rosalie turned away looking disgraced after finally, realizing that everyone had heard their...conversation and seeing how irate I was.

"Sorry, Mom" they chimed together as their voices dropped.

It's seems as though I had finally knocked a bit of sense into their hard heads.

Wait, was Edward drooling?

Eww.

Great, another...problem.

Wow, we are so dysfunctional.

EdPOV

Before my very eyes, stood the finest girl I had ever seen in my hundred and nine years of existence. Skin as pale as snow that glowed with radiance and deep brown eyes like a river of molten chocolate.

Her dark blue cardigan and skinny jeans clung to her body, defining out her beautiful shape and structure.

Her hair cascaded effortlessly down, making waterfalls of silky curls of hair tumble on her shoulders.

She was a dream to look at.

She was all I wanted.

Who was She?

Suddenly, a hard slap crossed my face with an ear-piercing crack, breaking my trance.

"Stop staring at her you perv!" laughed Emmett.

"Seriously, If gawking at girls is a new hobby of your's, you really need some more friends!" sniggered Emmett playfully.

"Or mental help!" added Rosalie

I really hated her sometimes.

"Wait, you don't like her do you,

OhMyGosh! EDWARD'S GOT A CRUSH!" screamed Emmett at the top of

his voice, not giving me a chance to reply, as he started prancing around like a five-year old girl.

He could be a really git sometimes. Really. I mean it. Serious. No Joke. Honest. Pinky Swear. Promise.

I could see Carlisle with his head buried in his arms.

Sometimes I felt sorry for him, having to put up with us.

Ah well, that's what having kids is all about.

"Shut up, you brainless half-wit" I retorted at Emmett before going back to staring. Wow. Amazing. Hmm. Fine. Beautiful. Wow.

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