The Name's Summers…Scott Summers by Batman100
Genre: Humor/Adventure
Characters: Cyclops/Scott S.
Rating: K+
After a taste of Kitty's cooking, Cyclops believes he's a secret agent and starts a one-man spy war on Magneto…with the X-Men along for the ride.
"So lemme get this straight Kitty: You gave Scott a piece of your cherry pie, right? He eats it, right? Now you expect me to believe he thinks he's a spy?" Jean barked at Kitty Pryde, already witnessing her boyfriend's strange change of personality. "Um, speaking of that…" Kitty whispered to Jean as Scott himself barged into the mansion, commando style. He was dressed in an Armani tuxedo with a black overcoat, and wearing his trademark ruby quartz glasses. "Coast is clear, X. No sign of the Brotherhood anywhere." Scott said while over his Army phone before seeing Jean and Kitty eyeing him. "Oh, hello. I do not believe we have been properly introduced. My name is Summers…Scott Summers, Agent XM1" Scott said dramatically, while making an action star pose. "OK, Scott, very funny. What the heck is going on? And who's X? And…that is a nice tuxedo. And… why is XM1 scratched onto your X-Belt?" Jean asked curiously, while stroking Scott's tuxedo. "XM1, we believe Magneto has staged an attack in Queens, New York. Receive there and stage intervention immediately." Xavier spoke through the intercom. "Don't worry X, I'm on my way." Scott said as he was heading out. "…And with backup, of course." He continued as he was dragging Jean and Kitty with him.
"Alright, here's the place: Queens Jewelry Galleria. Magneto thinks the Milan Diamond is in there. We must go in there and stop him. Here, take these." Scott ordered, handing two Colt .45 pistols to Jean and Kitty, each with shocked looks on their faces. "Scott- Um, Agent XM1, aren't we supposed to arrest Magneto, not kill him?" Jean asked nervously. "It can go both ways." Scott said as he was heading toward the entrance doors and shattering the glass with his visor. "There's the Scott we know. C'mon, let's get in there. This may be interesting." Kitty grinned as she and Jean headed for the back entrance. "I know you're in here somewhere, Magneto. Surrender or be eliminated." Scott said in the main hallway, already sensing Magneto about to jump on him. "You dare to challenge the Master of Magnetism?!" Magneto bellowed as Scott threw him across the room and right through the Renoir exhibit. "Did you just hear that?" Kitty asked. "Scott may be in trouble. We have to help, hurry!" Jean ordered as they raced up the floors. "What kind of spy are you, Summers?!" Magneto taunted. "One of a kind." Scott remarked as he doubled Magneto over with a Judo kick before hurling him out the main window and into an open net. "Hello, Erik. What an unexpected reunion. I take it you find the non-metallic net comfortable?" Xavier joked as Magneto was being taken into a SHIELD prison carrier. Reporters were circling Scott, amazed at his heroics. "As you can see, Magneto, the mutant criminal mastermind, was single-handedly defeated and captured here at the Queens Jewelry Galleria tonight by a courageous hero: Scott Summers, leader of the X-Men, now calling himself Agent XM1. Mr. Summers, is there anything you request?" a female reporter asked. "A ginger ale. Shaken, not stirred." Scott said smiling.
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