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This story is purely Crack and for fun so don't hate : P I love reviews!
Draco: don't give her reviews she's bonkers
Me: that's why they love me sugar snake XD ONWARD!
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Draco stared challengingly into the face before him. I will not stand down, you do not intimidate the Malfoy heir, with your' bloody eyes that seem to stare into my soul…
The chocolate colored horse whinnied happily, and nudged Draco with its' long nose. The blonde simultaneously cringed and shrieked as if it had actually bitten him. Ron Weasley snickered as he watched the showdown between Betsy the horse and Draco Malfoy while saddling up his own mare a couple yards away. "Oi Malfoy! Scared of a bloody horse are you? Man that hippogriff must have really traumatized you back in third year, eh?" Ron chuckled. Draco glared at the redhead angrily, "Malfoys do not get scared!" he replied haughtily whilst inching carefully away from the large animal. Betsy stared at Draco confusedly and pointed at the saddle and bridle sitting on a stool close to them with her nose. Draco looked taken aback, Oh no, I don't trust you and I'm not going near you with those things. Bloody demon horse!
By this time the entirety of fifth year students was comfortably situated on their assigned horses, and ready for their school fieldtrip, except for a certain blonde. The class was Muggle studies and their section was non magic animals at the moment. Draco had always been a bit more wary of large beasts, but this one seemed even more intimidating for a reason Draco could not understand. Everyone was looking extremely annoyed by the blonde at this point but he couldn't bring himself to try calling a truce with Betsy. "Draky Poo! Just get on the horse, it's no big deal!" Pansy Parkinson cooed to her best friend. Draco gave her a look that could kill. The small girl smiled when she noticed who was approaching now. "Oooh Don't look now Drakey, your' hero is coming to save the day."
Harry Potter sauntered up to the girl struggling to get her friend onto Betsy the horse and held his hand up to the front of her face. "I'll take it from here Pansy" he said in a sing song voice. The girl shrugged and walked off. Harry gave Betsy a pat, and said simply "What seems to be the problem Sugar Snake?" with a wink. Ron rose his eyebrows slightly and murmured "Sugar Snake?!" in an incredulous voice from afar. The blonde glared daggers at the golden boy, "Don't call me that Potter" he snarled. Harry just grinned "That's Harry Beary to you, now what's the problem, are you and Miss Betsy having a pow wow?" Draco stared at the brunette with wide eyes, has he gone mad?! "That thing is evil and it wants to kill me, can't you see the look in its eyes?" the taller boy shouted at the brunette. Harry glanced over at Betsy's' dopey face and back at Draco's which was, at the moment, paralyzed in fear. The Brunette sighed, that man and his stupid fear of large animals. "Will it make you feel better if we ride her together?" he asked Draco. "Why would I want to ride a stupid horse with a stupid Potter may I ask?" Draco drawled. "HARRY BEARY!" the brunette shrieked, and everyone looked to their direction in alarm. "Okay, okay I'll ride the thing with you, just be quiet will you!" Draco whispered in a panic. Harry squealed happily and literally threw Draco onto Betsy and then with a small skip, hoped on her himself.
At this queue, Harry slapped Betsy on the arse and screamed "ONWARD!" at the top of his lungs. This is going to be a looonnggg ride, Draco thought miserably as Betsy reared up, and then charged into the forest with the rest of the horses following closely behind.