Lord Orochimaru was bored. Really bored. And he couldn't find Kabuto! Where the heck was that stupid Oto-nin anyways! He was supposed to be there already! 'There' was Orochimaru's office. Kabuto had been summoned to the office half an hour ago. Orochimaru knew the hideout was big and hard to navigate, but still! Just then Kabuto walked into the room.
"Where have you been?" Lord Orochimaru asked coldly.
"I apologize, my lord," responded Kabuto, "the underling you sent to summon me got lost trying to find me. It was only by coincidence I stumbled across him while heading to my lab five minutes ago. Now, what was it you wanted me for?"
"I'm bored. Entertain me," Orochimaru demanded. Kabuto sighed. His boss could be so childish sometimes.
"What would you like to do then?" asked Kabuto. Orochimaru responded by pulling him into a deep kiss.
Sasuke couldn't find Kabuto anywhere, so he decided to see if Orochimaru had summoned him. As he neared Orochimaru's office he heard something that sounded like someone moaning. When he opened the door he couldn't believe his eyes. Orochimaru and Kabuto were... they were... kissing. As he had this thought the other two in the room stopped kissing and turned to look at him.
"What do you want?" growled Orochimaru.
"Nothing, sorry, bye!" Sasuke fled.