Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing! I don't own Teletubbies either (And I don't want to!) so don't sue me!!
Trick or Treat
By: Nirro Tenshi
E-mail: * Ding-dong * Heero is at Relena's house for Halloween. Heero: Come on, Relena! They're waiting for us! Relena: Hold on! I'm coming! Relena walks down the stairs in a princess outfit. Heero: WOW. Relena: What? Oh, I knew I shouldn't have worn this! Hold on I'll go change. Heero: NO! I mean, no, you look great! Come on. Heero and Relena leave the house. Duo: Hey! Hilde: Hey Relena! Wow! Relena: What? I look fat in this? Hilde: No. (thinking: Yes, duh.) Relena: What are you supposed to be? Hilde: I'm an Angel, can't you tell? (thinking: Stupid, stupid, stupid!) Duo: I'm myself. Trowa: No mask? Hilde: A mask would actually be an improvement for his face. Everybody laughs. Duo: Shut up! Quatre: I'm a lion. Trowa: I'm a pirate. Hilde: I'm an angel. Heero: I'm Tinky-Winky from Teletubbies. No one talks. Hilde: Oh…my….gosh…… I just thought you were a purple jelly bean….. Duo: Man….that's so not cool…..You can't hang out with us anymore. * shakes his head in disgrace * Duo: * mumbles * can't believe he's my best friend….. Relena: * faints * Hilde: * stares around blankly * The whole group, except Heero and Relena, who's lying on the ground, starts at a light tread and breaks into a run. Heero: Wait for me! Duo: Run faster! Hilde trips on her high heel. Hilde: Help me!!! Duo: Leave her!! Heero's trying to run with his big purple costume. Hilde: * sobs * He's gaining on me! Don't leave me here! Quatre: Shouldn't we go back for her? Trowa: No! The farther we are from him, the better we are! Heero: Damn, I dropped my purse! * runs back for it * Duo turns his head back. Duo: Good! He stopped. Trowa: Is he gay? Quatre: Why? Trowa: Because he has a purse! Sally: Hi guys! What are you running from? They all point behind them. Sally turns her head and sees a purple dot running towards them. Duo pushes Sally out of the way and continues running. ~Heero~ Heero: Damn! They left me! Heero tears off his purple outfit and reveals he's wearing a red one. ~Duo and the gang~ Trowa: I can't run any faster Duo. Duo: That gay fag! He's wearing a red suit now! He has a ball too! Quatre: Well no duh. He's Po. Duo: You know the names? Quatre stops dead. Quatre: Only because um-um..um…Heero told me! Duo and Trowa run faster. Duo: Run faster from those freaks! ~Heero~ Heero: Guys? Please stop. It was only a joke! I am a purple jelly bean. Trowa yells back at Heero. Trowa: Suuuure, use your vivid imagination! * Copyright: Oni no Makai 2000* Duo: Faster, baka, faster! Heero trips and falls in the mud. Heero: * in a gay tone * Oh great! And this was a rental too. This is gonna cost so much to replace. * flicks mud off while jumping around * Get it off, get it off!! ~Duo~ Duo: Fine, we'll stop. We'll give you one minute. Explain. Heero walks up and bends over. Heero: I can't breathe, hold on. Trowa: You weren't running, you were walking. How could you not breathe? Quatre: Explain yourself. Heero: I'm sorry, I can't run in this Pa- I mean..Red costume. Duo: Oh…sure.. Quatre: Then why did you wear that costume in the first place? Heero: Because I had nothing else to wear. Duo: Um..okay? Fine, take off the red costume. Heero takes off the red costume to reveal a yellow costume. Trowa: Dammit, Heero! Quatre rips off the yellow one to reveal a green one. Duo: Why the hell did you wear four costumes that were gay when you could've picked a pirate one easily? Heero: I don't know. Duo punches Heero in the stomach and leaves with the rest. Duo: * murmurs * Gay fag…