The Jedi
against the
Graduation Requirements
Disclaimer: Star Wars is not mine. I am making no money.
Special Note to a reviewer of a previous story: I am not a Democrat, I am a Liberal
"Why the HELL do I have to take Advanced Algebra?" demanded Bill-Ted, a Jedi Padawan, as he was studying for a major math final.
"Maybe the same reason why I have to take Biology, and Chemistry," replied Susie, another Padawan.
"It's so stupid why we have to take classes completely irrelevant to our choice career paths," continued Bill-Ted.
"Exactly what I think," Susie replied, then continued, "I want to be a Public Relations representative for an online business. I don't need to take chemistry for that."
"I want to be a linguist, and become an ambassador to the Galactic Senate," Bill-Ted replied.
"And I want to become a Yoga instructor," chimed in Fred-Bob as he entered the Study Hall.
"Some of these required classes are just stupid," Susie replied, "Why is it necessary to take a fine art? I am NOT artistic and would probably fail the class. PE and Health are also dumb. We end up sitting around watching The Cow movie (Sorry, inside joke). I hate this school system."
"I think we should protest," Fred-Bob declared.
"NO!" exclaimed Susie
"What is all this fighting for?" asked Jedi Master George as he too entered the Study Hall, "And why aren't you all studying? Especially you, Bill-Ted. You need to pass this math final or you fail the class."
"I know, George."
"Aren't we in a good mood today," George replied sarcastically.
"Don't push it, Geogie," Susie threatened, "Or I'll get another Jedi Riot going."
"You can't," George said smugly, "I have a restraining order against you. You need to stay at least 100 yards away from me, unless supervised."
"I know that, you low life Republican scum," stated Susie, "I was at the damned court hearing."
"Naughty language," George replied, then reminded the students again about studying.
"Why do we have to study algebra?" asked Bill-Ted once again.
"Because it is required by the state," George explained, "And if you want to enter a good college, you got to pass the required classes."
"Even if I'm not majoring in math?" Ted-Bob asked.
"Hey-Don't ask me to explain how the state's school system is set up. That is just how it is."
"That is so messed up!" exclaimed Fred-Bob.
"You can always start a rally and march on the capital," George laughed.
"Shut the hell up!" yelled Susie, enraged.
Fred-Bob the replied, "I still don't like how the school system is being ran."
"So what's new?" asked George, "No one likes it. Our school system is being run by incompetent, inexperienced, uneducated arrogant bastards, and there is nothing you can do. So live with it."
"No. I can not accept that," Bill-Ted replied.
"You have to, or else you won't graduate. You have to live by their rules."
"So there is nothing any of us can do?"
"No," Susie replied, "We are being screwed.
"That's it in a nutshell," George replied.
"Damn," Susie replied, "I want to move to Earth."
"The school system is even more screwed up there."
against the
Graduation Requirements
Disclaimer: Star Wars is not mine. I am making no money.
Special Note to a reviewer of a previous story: I am not a Democrat, I am a Liberal
"Why the HELL do I have to take Advanced Algebra?" demanded Bill-Ted, a Jedi Padawan, as he was studying for a major math final.
"Maybe the same reason why I have to take Biology, and Chemistry," replied Susie, another Padawan.
"It's so stupid why we have to take classes completely irrelevant to our choice career paths," continued Bill-Ted.
"Exactly what I think," Susie replied, then continued, "I want to be a Public Relations representative for an online business. I don't need to take chemistry for that."
"I want to be a linguist, and become an ambassador to the Galactic Senate," Bill-Ted replied.
"And I want to become a Yoga instructor," chimed in Fred-Bob as he entered the Study Hall.
"Some of these required classes are just stupid," Susie replied, "Why is it necessary to take a fine art? I am NOT artistic and would probably fail the class. PE and Health are also dumb. We end up sitting around watching The Cow movie (Sorry, inside joke). I hate this school system."
"I think we should protest," Fred-Bob declared.
"NO!" exclaimed Susie
"What is all this fighting for?" asked Jedi Master George as he too entered the Study Hall, "And why aren't you all studying? Especially you, Bill-Ted. You need to pass this math final or you fail the class."
"I know, George."
"Aren't we in a good mood today," George replied sarcastically.
"Don't push it, Geogie," Susie threatened, "Or I'll get another Jedi Riot going."
"You can't," George said smugly, "I have a restraining order against you. You need to stay at least 100 yards away from me, unless supervised."
"I know that, you low life Republican scum," stated Susie, "I was at the damned court hearing."
"Naughty language," George replied, then reminded the students again about studying.
"Why do we have to study algebra?" asked Bill-Ted once again.
"Because it is required by the state," George explained, "And if you want to enter a good college, you got to pass the required classes."
"Even if I'm not majoring in math?" Ted-Bob asked.
"Hey-Don't ask me to explain how the state's school system is set up. That is just how it is."
"That is so messed up!" exclaimed Fred-Bob.
"You can always start a rally and march on the capital," George laughed.
"Shut the hell up!" yelled Susie, enraged.
Fred-Bob the replied, "I still don't like how the school system is being ran."
"So what's new?" asked George, "No one likes it. Our school system is being run by incompetent, inexperienced, uneducated arrogant bastards, and there is nothing you can do. So live with it."
"No. I can not accept that," Bill-Ted replied.
"You have to, or else you won't graduate. You have to live by their rules."
"So there is nothing any of us can do?"
"No," Susie replied, "We are being screwed.
"That's it in a nutshell," George replied.
"Damn," Susie replied, "I want to move to Earth."
"The school system is even more screwed up there."