Shiki: You know what pisses me off?
Creed: What?
Shiki: I'm too short to ride the teacups at the fair.
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Shiki: You know what makes me mad?
Creed: What?
Shiki: I can't be seme.
Creed: Tough.
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Shiki: Guess what, Maro?
Maro: What?
Shiki: You're fat.
Maro: You're short.
Shiki: Yeah, but that makes me cute (death glare)
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Shiki: Lalalalala...
Train: Whaddya singing?
Shiki: None of your business. (smack)
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Shiki: Guess what grinds my gears?
Creed: What...?
Shiki: That fat roll on Maro's kneecaps. He kicked me and I got stuck.
Creed: (face palm) Just beautiful. A visual I needed...
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Train: You look like a terrorist pineapple with silver leaves!
Shiki: Boom.
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Shiki: It pisses me off when you go to get cereal, and there's like, one ounce of milk left, so I'm forced to eat it with chocolate milk. And I was eating Raisin Bran. Gross.
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Shiki: It pisses me off when I try to be intimidating, but my height won't let me. :T
Sai-chan: I laughed...
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Shiki: It pisses me off when Britney has good songs, but I have NO CLUE what the hell she's saying.
Sai-chan: You listen to Britney Spears?
Shiki: No.. O_O''
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Sai-chan: For about half a second, I thought Shiki's name said 'Shit."
Shiki: (kills)
Sai-chan: Now you know that wont work ^_^
Shiki: Stop smiling.
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Shiki: (moonwalking)
Creed :( walks in) what the hell are you doing?
Shiki: (stops frozen...in fear) POOF POOF! (vanishes)
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Sai-chan: Shiki, you are being unlike yourself.
Shiki: You're being ugly.
Sai-chan: .....That hurt....
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Sai-chan: If Miley Cyrus were to jump off a tall cliff, 95% of America would be screaming for her not to. Would you be the 5% screaming, "DO IT BITCH!"?
Shiki: No, I'd be the .01% that would push her off.
Creed: I'd be the first to be standing at the bottom of the cliff with a camera.
Sai-chan: You're all so evil....yay...
Maro: NOOO MILEYYYY!
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Misa: (emailing Sai-chan) Liek omg wheres Light-o? She in school yet?
Sai: No, He's going to a fancy-shmancy school, whoa whoa whoa, wait. This is a fanfiction. About Black Cat. Why are you here?
Misa: Uhhmm.. idk...
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Sai-chan: Where's the chips Shiki?
Shiki: Maro ate them.
Sai-chan: Figures....this is why I'm thin...T_T
Maro: Oh you'll get them back.
Sai-chan: ....never mind. I'm not hungry...
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Shiki: I think girls should stop cheating on us guys.
Train: True.
Creed: Yep.
Sven: Yeah, so we don't have to hear another crappy Maroon 5 song.
This is the end.....I was bored and had weird ideas....and don't fret. Not all of my fanfictions will be in dialogue. This would be my first, yes.
I do not own Black Cat, Kentaro Yabuki does. If I did own, I doubt I would need to make fanfictions...Oh and sorry to all you Maroon 5 lovers...oh Misa isn't mine either.
Yay for Namikawa Daisuke.