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Note: This is Kinalima, and well, I forgot what email I used for my old account which was always logged in on my old laptop, but I still wanted to keep this story (And Summer's Island) going, but was unsure of how to do that. So, I decided to re-upload the old chapters on this account, but this time, I'm fixing them up, adding and subtracting parts. I'm currently on chapter 20 and close to the end, so I'm planning to update a new chapter ever week on Sunday evening like an actual TV show. And the week gives me time to fix up the chapter and work on new chapters. I know so many readers are probably upset that they'll have to wait for chapter 18 and I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but I couldn't just start at chapter 18. It would be too complicated, and I HATE that I left chapters 5, 6, and 7 in script format. This is my chance to fix things. I may tamper with the chapters, challenges, and elimination orders, I may not, not sure just yet. Depends on reviews and such :3
I'm keeping this going for all my faithful and awesome reviewers on my old one, so please review so I know I'm not wasting my time! C:
Mario Total Drama Island
Episode One
Irate Arrivals Part 1
Lakitu sits on his bright happy cloud, his sunglasses reflecting off of the sun. He is holding a camera and flies above a wooden sign, which shows 'Camp Mamma Mia' in big black bold letters. He flies across Camp Mamma Mia while zooming in on old cabins made of wood and one of the screen doors falls down while he passes it. Lakitu finally reaches one of the nicer parts of the island, a long wooden dock that stretches out to a white boat which an ape wearing nothing but a red tie steps off of.
"We're rolling!" Lakitu gives Donkey Kong an okay sign while DK is looking in a small mirror.
Donkey Kong throws the mirror in the lake, "Yo yo yo! It's Donkey Kong here and we are live from Camp Mamma Mia, somewhere near Mushroom City, and I'm your intelligent, sexy, and amazing host! So here's the deal, we got twenty-six random teens to sign up for this luxurious experience." Donkey Kong says as he giggles under his breath. While he says this the boat he stepped off of drives away quickly. "Anyways, these twenty-six campers signed up to spend ten weeks at this tasteless old summer camp. They all will face challenges against each other, then of all things, they must face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame, board the boat of losers, and leave Mario Total Drama Island, for good!" Donkey Kong walks over to a large fire pit with fourteen tree stumps facing it. Lakitu follows him while holding the camera. "This is where their fate will be decided. There will be a dramatic campfire ceremony after each challenge and all but one camper will receive… a mushroom." Donkey Kong looks at the mushroom in disgust for a second. "I don't like mushrooms" Donkey Kong throws the mushroom on the ground and stomps on it. "In the end the last player standing will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame, maybe their own video game, and of course a small fortune that any normal person can blow in a week. To survive they have to battle… roaches…" Donkey Kong says that while he stomps on a roach that is the size of his foot. "Wildlife…"
Lakitu turns around towards a large forest and a large growl is heard and trees fall down.
"Disgusting camp food," Donkey Kong says while he looks at a bag of mushrooms in disgust. "And, each other. Every moment will be caught on one of our hundreds of cameras situated all around the camp. Who will go completely insane? Who will fall under the pressure? Find out here right now on...MARIO… TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND! "
The opening sequence begins.
The opening sequence starts with Lakitu flying the camera up as cameras shoot out of random spots. One knocks out a squirrel and another knocks out a beaver. Koopie, holding a clapperboard, clamps it down. Lakitu flies around Camp Mamma Mia and passes Donkey Kong filing his nails as an intern clips Donkey Kong's toenail and one comes off and lands in another intern's eye. Then Lakitu goes to Bowser who jumps off the steep hill. The camera switches to Prince Mush and Toadette sitting together on the sand right near the water. Bowser lands in the water and soaks them. Toadette gets irritated and walks away and Prince Mush motions her to come back. Wendy runs across the screen then an eagle flies by and picks her up. The eagle drops her somewhere in the forest. Rosalina is shown meditating in the woods on the ground with a bright light surrounding her. Shy Guy cuts down a tree that lands on Rosalina then blows out smoke from his mouth. Shy Guy laughs when Wendy falls right on top of him. Dry Bones is shown juggling his rib cage and Birdo knocks his head off and crosses her arms. Lakitu then goes through the forest and Pauline and Peach are shown slap fighting on a canoe as a huge explosion occurs that sends both of them flying away. Boo and Bow try to kiss in another canoe behind them but it falls down the waterfall. While they fall by, Mona is shown hanging on a log from her feet with a trophy in her hand trying not to drop it until Wario steps on the log as it breaks sending them both tumbling down. They crash into the confessional stall and knock Waluigi out of it with a razor in his hand and half of his left eyebrow missing. The camera moves to the kitchen where Zess T. throws a dead raccoon in the pot she's stirring. She looks over at Koops and Yoshi tied up together at the counter. They briefly glance at each other. Then Lakitu pans over to Goombella doing her makeup with her feet while sitting at a nearby table with a plate of food on it. The food forms a hand and grabs Goombella's face. Bootler is standing next to her as he shakes his head. The camera moves out the window and pans over to Janice, Janette, and Janelle all sitting on the stairs fawning over Zip Toad. A bunch of paparazzi appears and take pictures of Zip Toad while he makes random poses. The camera then reaches the dock of shame showing Pianta fishing as he pulls out a shark that tries to eat Zip Toad. Then Mario is shown on the dock doing fighting poses then throws a fireball and it switches to night. Daisy and Luigi are now seen, sharing a romantic moment at the fire pit. They are about to kiss but Wario farts and both Daisy and Luigi now look disgusted while the rest of the contestants are seen gathered around while whistling the tune of the theme song. A wooden sign with "Mario Total Drama Island" sprayed painted on it is then seen, the sign falls forward onto the camera then the screen fades out.
Donkey Kong is now standing on the dock again. Lakitu still has the camera on him. A loud boat releases a noise as it gets closer to the dock. Donkey Kong notices the first camper arriving. A spunky Boo girl with a pink sunhat on that has red bows all over it floats onto the dock. Her elderly butler. Wearing a monocle and black tux is floating right behind her.
Donkey Kong says, "It's time to meet our first eleven campers. We told them that they'd all be staying at a five star resort, so if they seem T-O'd, that's most likely why. And here comes our first camper…Lady Bow… Hello Bow!"
Bow walks off the dock and immediately rolls her eyes with dissatisfaction. "Bootler be a dear and get my luggage!" Bow demands as she floats right passed DK as if he's not even there.
"Yes Lady Bow!" Bootler proudly says as he grabs all eight of Bow's giant suitcases along with the one suitcase he brought for the trip.
Donkey Kong looks at Bootler in confusion. "Um, Bow I don't think he's supposed to be here" The ape says while he points at Bootler.
Bow angrily turns around and looks at Donkey Kong. "And I recall you said that this would be at a five star resort, so I reckon we'll both be unhappy!" She exclaims as she walks further down the dock away from Donkey Kong.
"He's not allowed to help you or anyone else in challenges!" Donkey Kong replies while looking irritated.
"Excuse me, DK, where do I put these?" Bootler asks Donkey Kong who just points to the edge of the dock where Bow is standing. "Thank you!"
"Ugh. Why did I have to be the first one to get here?" Bow complains as she begins filing her nonexistent nails.
"You're not the only one upset about that." Donkey Kong whispers under his breath.
"I wonder who the other campers will be." Bow says as she notices the next boat arriving at the island.
A muscular Toad with pink skin and blonde skater like hair walks off the boat. He's wearing a tight red short sleeve shirt, red tennis shoes, and some black gym shorts. He looks around in disgust.
"Ooohh, this is the powerhouse Prince Mush! He believes he'll be a professional wrestler someday!" Donkey Kong says.
"DK, what is this? On the application, everything looked so much nicer. Is this some kind of sick joke?" Prince Mush asks in disappointment.
"This isn't a joke! Welcome to Camp Mamma Mia!" Donkey Kong says with a half convincing smile.
"I knew the weight room on the application pictures made it seem too good to be true." Prince Mush mumbles under his breath as he walks down the dock and reaches Bow and Bootler. "Hey. I'm Prince Mush!" The mushroom guy says to Bow.
"And I care, why?" Bow asks him as she rolls her eyes.
"Please excuse her. The humid weather must be getting to her head." The elderly butler tells Prince Mush. Prince Mush nods and waits for more campers to arrive, hopefully nicer ones.
Another boat arrives as a skinny girl with wavy layered golden blonde hair steps on the dock. Her sky blue eyes widen in disgust at the island. She's wearing a plain pink tank top with a small jewel in the middle of it. She has some pink shorts that are short enough to be declared panties. She has pink sandals to complete the outfit.
"Oh look, here comes Peach!" Donkey Kong says.
"That's Princess Peach to you!" Peach replies rudely, her braces show while she speaks.
"You're not even wearing a crown…" Donkey Kong jokes while Peach looks annoyed as she looks around at the crummy old summer camp.
"That's because uh, never mind. Whatever." Peach says as she looks around at the camp once more. "Wait. I have to stay here? In your dreams, I'm leaving." Peach turns around to leave but the boat that dropped her off left. She shrugs and pulls out her cell phone.
"Too bad!" Donkey Kong says following with an evil laugh.
"Not a problem, I'll just call up Toadsworth to come pick me up!" Peach says as she holds up her phone trying to get a signal.
"I wish him luck finding this place." Donkey Kong laughs.
The next boat arrives with a light skinned short guy with headphones in his ear. He a slight mustache that's barely visible. He is wearing blue jeans that are sagging. His green boxers are clearly visible. He's wearing a green tank top and black and white shoes. He has around eight gold chains around his neck that make a lot of noise when he jumps off the boat.
"Here comes Luigi!" Donkey Kong says as Bow, Prince Mush, and Peach look shocked at the sight of him.
"Yo, the great number one is here! I'm gonna win it all!" Luigi says.
"What's up?" Donkey Kong asks Luigi as he shakes his head.
"Nothin' much, I'm just ready to win it all!" Luigi says as he walks further down the dock.
"Why do you need a Butler here?" Peach rudely asks Bow.
"Because I do. Why do you have a problem with it?" Bow sassily replies.
"Ladies. Ladies. Can't we all just get along?" Luigi says as he wraps his arms around Bow and Peach which makes both of them back away in fear.
"This is gonna be a long summer." Prince Mush says while looking down.
The next boat arrives with a beautiful tall, thin, girl with lavender eyes and long burgundy hair. She's wearing a red skin-tight dress that is right above her knees with red heels. She has red sunglasses on.
"Here comes Pauline. The person who probably had the most interesting audition!" Donkey Kong says with a wink.
Lakitu turns around to face Pauline as the camera zooms in on her face while she steps off the boat onto the dock. Pauline takes off her sunglasses and angrily looks around at the camp and all the campers that arrived thus far.
"What is this? I'm calling my lawyers! You said this would be at a five star resort!" Pauline shouts with rage.
"You is fine girl. Gimme them digits!" Luigi says to Pauline before Donkey Kong could say anything.
"Learn proper grammar, change the way you dress, and get a nose job and maybe, just maybe, we'll talk." Pauline says as she rolls her eyes.
Peach excitedly walks up to Pauline. "Hi, I'm Peach and I think we could be good friends-"
"I don't care" Pauline cuts off Peach as she notices Bootler standing there. "Whose butler is that?"
"Mine! You gotta problem with that?" Bow rudely answers.
"Great a spoiled brat on the island, just great!" Pauline says as she looks around at everyone else in disgust.
"Don't start with me!" Bow shouts and tries to float towards Pauline. Bootler holds her back.
The next boat arrives and a big blue guy steps off the boat while carrying two bags and a large fishing rod. He has leaves sprouting out of the top of his head. He looks laid back. He's wearing pants made out of leaves and no shirt. He looks around at all the campers and nods his head.
"Ladies and gentlemen, meet Pianta!" Donkey says as all the campers shrug and continue their conversations from before.
"Ohhh, I can't wait to go fishing. Nice to meet my fellow contenders, do any of you like fishing?" Pianta says, with a relaxed voice and thick Jamaican accent, trying to join in on their conversations.
"No, fishing is just sitting around being lazy and all fishers end up fat like you… no offense!" Peach says obviously trying to hurt Pianta's feelings. Pianta shows no emotions as he drops his luggage at the edge of the dock with everybody else's.
"I've never went fishing before…" The blonde haired Toad confesses as Pianta gasps which startles Prince Mush.
"Fishing is life man! Dude, you're missing out!" Pianta says.
"You're not missing out on anything important." Peach says as she crosses her arms.
"I used to go fishin' until my town required you to have a fishin' license. I never went fishin' again." Luigi states.
"You don't need a fishing license where I live." Pianta brags.
Donkey Kong turns around and notices a pinkish Goomba girl with a large blonde ponytail standing on the dock. She's wearing a pith helmet with a light on it and a small red tie. She puts on makeup and then she walks down the dock and drops some of her luggage down with the others'.
"Oh, hey Goombella I didn't realize you're already here." Donkey Kong says while scratching the back of his head.
"Ohmigosh! We're, like, staying at a summer camp, like, for real? What, like, are we like seven?" Goombella says with a valley girl voice. Then she notices Lakitu holding the camera facing her. "Ohmigosh! Is this, like, live? Hi mom! Hi dad! Hi Brad! Hi Goombatrina! Hi Marvin! Ohmigosh I'm, like, so totally going to be famous! Ah!"
"If she says like or ohmigosh one more time, please kill me." Luigi whispers to Bow and Pianta. Bow nods her head.
"Imagine taking a shot to every time she says like?" Pianta laughs along with Bow and Prince Mush.
"Like hey people. How is everyone like doing? I'm like totally happy to be here!"
Lakitu moves the camera to show Pauline, Peach, Bow, Luigi and DK all with their eyes twitching because Goombella says like too much. The next boat arrives with a guy with a white mask over his face. He is wearing a black shirt with a picture of marijuana on it. He's also wearing some black pants with a lot of pockets and some old sandals with socks.
"Socks with sandals… what a fashion disaster…" Lakitu mutters.
"Uh, here is an interesting camper, Shy Guy!" Donkey Kong says with a nod and a grin.
Shy Guy takes a pile of suitcases and drops them on the dock. He jumps around randomly for a second then he takes a deep breath.
"What's up, man?" Donkey Kong asks Shy Guy.
"The sky man, and life and all reality. Everything goes so far up that the government hides us from death. Our lives are all the same man, man, I'm hungry, I'm like seriously hungry. Do any of you have food? Food sounds nice." Shy Guy says slowly.
Lakitu moves the camera over to all the other campers that arrived looking at Shy Guy in perplexity.
"Where did you find these people?" Pauline asks.
"Dude, you reek of weed." Donkey Kong says to Shy Guy as producers hand him a can of air freshener and he proceeds to spray the masked pothead.
Shy Guy just laughs and walks down the dock. "Hello other contestants." He says with a nod.
"What's up with the mask?" Pianta asks Shy Guy.
Shy Guy opens one of his suitcases and takes out a bag of Funions. He tears open the bag causing a few Funions to fall onto the dock. He takes one and starts munching loudly as he says, "I need to mask myself from reality, which is all an optical allusion of mass differences."
Everyone backs away slowly as another boat reaches the dock. A beautiful Toad girl, with a pink mushroom cap and plaits that match her cap, steps off the boat. She walks down the dock with three bags full of luggage. She is wearing a fuchsia pink dress that is around five inches above her knees. The dress has ruffles at the bottom of it. She's wearing short black boots has a brown vest over the dress.
Donkey Kong nods and says, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is- "
"I can introduce myself Donkey Kong!" The host gives her an evil look. "Hey, I'm Toadette." Toadette says with a relaxed calming voice. Her braids bounce while she walks down the dock.
Lakitu pans the camera over to Prince Mush as his eyes turn into hearts at the sight of Toadette.
"H-Hi, I'm Prince Mush!" Prince Mush shouts to Toadette.
"Hey, it's nice to meet you." Toadette says with a smile.
"Hey, I'm Shy Guy, and you're like really pretty. Do you smoke?" Shy Guy asks Toadette with an awkward smile.
"No. I don't do that." Toadette says with a shrug as she backs away from Shy Guy.
"Are you shrooms? Because I'd do you any day!" Shy Guy then states causing Toadette to step behind Prince Mush.
The next boat arrives and a small Koopa girl with a yellow tan complexion walks down the dock. She has a bright pink bow on her head. She aligns her bow as she walks up to Donkey Kong. She is wearing pink shorts with a yellow tank top and black heels. She puts on an extra coat of pink lipstick before she speaks.
"Looks like I'm the prettiest most amazing person here!" Wendy says as she blinks twice to show her eyelashes.
"What is that?" Luigi asks referring to Wendy.
"What's up Wendy?" Donkey Kong asks Wendy.
"Nothing much. Just being the same beautiful me." Wendy says with confidence.
Donkey Kong tries to hold in a laugh because Wendy thinks she's beautiful, as he says, "Uh, sure. Go talk to the other campers."
Wendy touches Donkey Kong's shoulder, "Donkey Kong you don't have to hide your love for me!"
Donkey Kong looks disgusted at Wendy as he takes her hand off of his shoulder, "Yeesh" He says.
Another boat reaches the island with an anorexic hippie standing on the edge. He is light skinned with a thin mustache and beard. He is wearing some soft pajama like pants that have rips near the bottom. He has a small gray jacket over a ripped plaid shirt. He is wearing a small necklace with a peace sign on it. He's not wearing shoes.
"Here comes the hippie Waluigi." Donkey Kong says.
"Hey everyone. I guess this can be a peaceful environment." Waluigi says in a calm yet deep voice.
"You look disgusting." Wendy blurts out before anyone else could say anything.
"I agree." Bow states.
Waluigi just shakes his head and walks down the dock, "I don't care. Judge me all you want."
Everyone gasps and cringes at the next camper that arrives.
"Is he—dead?" Wendy asks.
"Wh- where is his skin? And the fact that he's wearing a suit makes it twice as scary!" Prince Mush exclaims.
The deceased koopa, which is a skeleton wearing a classy black tuxedo with a hat on his head steps off the next boat that arrives. He looks apathetic as if he doesn't even want to be on the show.
"Here comes Dry Bones. Kind of dead if you ask me!" Donkey Kong says with a chuckle as Dry Bones just shrugs and walks to the other campers.
"Hey Donkey Kong. Jokes like that kill me inside." Dry Bones grins. Then he looks at all the other campers. "Hey, I'm Dry Bones. I don't want to talk to anyone so all of you just get out of my face." Dry Bones says as he crosses his arms and looks at the lake.
"Yikes." Goombella says as she steps away from him.
"You don't hafta be so mean about it. I don't like your rude attitude. We'll all be on this island for a while, and frankly I wouldn't be surprised if you're the first one voted off!" Wendy says as she steps closer to Dry Bones.
"Listen ugly girl, I don't feel like talking. So stop talking to me before I throw you into the sea." Dry Bones says looking very annoyed.
"Uh, like technically that's a lake not a sea…" Goombella says as she backs away from Dry Bones even more.
"You shut up too!" Dry Bones shouts at Goombella.
Three gleeful Toad girls that all look alike jump onto the dock. The one that reaches Donkey Kong first hugs him. She is tan, tall, and has a full figure. She has a white mushroom cap with red spots on it. She is wearing a red shirt that shows off her belly with red pants and black sandals. The second girl that reaches Donkey Kong is a little fatter and shorter than the first Toad girl. She has a white mushroom cap with blue spots on it. She is wearing a blue shirt that shows off her belly with blue booty shorts and black sandals. She hugs Donkey Kong also. The third Toad girl greets Donkey Kong with a handshake. She is taller and skinner than the first Toad girl to reach Donkey Kong. She has a white mushroom cap with green spots on it. She is wearing a green shirt that shows off her belly with a green miniskirt and black sandals.
"Hey girls, look, we're finally here!" The Toad girl in the red says.
"That's so radical that it's at a summer camp!" The Toad girl in the blue says.
"Can you guys give me the sun block?" The Toad girl in the green asks the other two.
"Hey, other contestants I'm Janice, and these are my sisters, Janelle in the blue, and Janette in the green!" The Toad girl in the red says.
"And we are the traveling sisters three!" Janelle shouts joyfully.
"Even though we don't really travel that much, but still. We like that name." Janice exclaims.
"It's nice to meet you all!" Toadette says happily.
"You all look like clones! Your parents couldn't think of names that don't start with J?" Pauline says followed with an eye roll.
"Nope!" Janelle answers. "Hey sis's look, the cameras!" She points to Lakitu holding the camera at them.
Janice pushes Janelle to the side so the cameras get her. "I'm going from being a pageant queen to a famous reality star!" Janice brags.
"Guys, I'm going to get red, I can't find this stinking sunblock!" Janette yells.
"Stop yelling, girl, it's in my bag!" Janice begins making pouty faces at the camera.
The next boat arrives with a scrawny yellow Koopa guy on it. He is wearing a bright blue button up shirt, some jean shorts, and some old white tennis shoes. He looks both ways while stepping off the boat.
"Jean shorts... another fashion no-no!" Lakitu cries.
"Oh look it's Koops!" Donkey Kong says. He puts his hand to the side so he can talk to the audience regarding Koops. "He's scared of everything. He'll definitely make this season interesting."
Koops nervously walks up to Donkey Kong. "Uh, Donkey Kong, I have to speak with you on behalf of my girlfriend, Koopie Koo, she wants to know why she didn't make it on the show." He says while shaking.
Donkey Kong steps closer to the camera. "Koopie Koo there are a lot of reasons we didn't accept you. The main reason is you seem dull in your audition while Koops had fear all around him. He was so scared and nervous in his audition it was hilarious. That's why we accepted him!" He says.
Koops walks further down the dock and looks at all the other campers that already arrived and he looks scared for a second as he says, "So anyway, umm, hey guys, how's everyone, umm, doing?"
"Hey, I'm Bow!" Bow says nicely because she senses the fear in Koops.
"So now you chose to be nice?" Prince Mush laughs at Bow.
"Hi, I'm Princess Peach!" Peach says with a smile.
"Hey Bow, hey Peach." Koops says with a slight smile.
Peach looks irritated. "I said Princess Peach!"
Koops steps away from Peach. "But, uh, you're, uh, not wearing a crown…" He says as he immediately covers his mouth.
Peach opens one of her suitcases and takes out a crown and places it on her head. "Ugh, better?"
"You may be the princess of this island, but I'm gonna be the queen!" Wendy states with confidence.
"The drag queen…" Dry Bones murmurs under his breath.
A pink creature that resembles a hairdryer steps off the next boat. She has big muscles and an angry expression. She is wearing a dark blue shirt with some dark blue gym shorts, black socks that go up to her knees, and black cleats.
"Yikes! Here comes the big, the bad, the Birdo!" Donkey Kong says looking at Birdo stomp down the dock.
"Yeah, here I am. I hope you losers are ready to cry for mercy, because I'm showing none! I'm the best like no one ever was!" Birdo says with no expression on her face.
"What's up Birdo?" Donkey Kong asks Birdo as she ignores him and walks down the dock.
"Your muscles are unrealistic for a girl. It's repulsive." Pauline rudely says to Birdo. Birdo gets angry and pushes her into the lake.
"Wow, such strength!" Pianta exclaims. "I hope you're on my team!"
As Pauline jumps back on the dock, the next boat arrives followed by another boat full of paparazzi taking picture of the Toad on the boat. The Toad has a white cap with red spots. He walks down and looks around. He has blue sunglasses on his face and has shaggy long blonde hair and is slim. He is wearing a leather jacket zipped up and some blue skinny jeans with some dress shoes.
"We all know him. I shot two movies with him." Donkey Kong says with a grin.
Lakitu pans the camera to all the other campers. Goombella, Bow, Birdo, Wendy, Janice, Janette, and Janelle all looking in love. Pauline, Peach, and Toadette all seem to be in shock.
"It's the famous and great Zip Toad!" Donkey Kong says as Zip Toad poses for the paparazzi.
"Aye, man nice to see yah again it's been a while." Zip Toad says to Donkey Kong as he turns back to the paparazzi. "Yeah that's right make sure you get my good side yesss!" He says to them.
"Eee! Zip Toad! Let me get a picture of your butt!" One girl within the paparazzi shouts.
"Will you marry me?" A woman shouts holding a microphone out towards the famous Toad.
Donkey Kong shoots the boat with a shot gun the producers handed him and it sinks. All the people on the boat swim to shore.
"Whoa dude, not cool." Zip Toad says to Donkey Kong.
"Glad you could be on this show Zip Toad!" Donkey Kong says.
"Well it's a good chance to show my fans the real me! The me outside of all the movies and glamour Y'know!" Zip Toad exclaims.
"Weird, your mom told me it was so you could make some friends your age." Donkey says as he chuckles.
"Gosh darn it Momma!" Zip Toad shouts as he walks down the dock.
Goombella jumps in front of Zip Toad. "Eeee! Zip Toad! I like totally adore you. I've seen all of your movies. Even the bad ones where you had minor roles. Like that one one where you played as a one-up mushroom-" She says.
Janice pushes Goombella aside. Goombella looks angry. Janice pulls out a piece of paper and a pen. "Zip Toad! We're your biggest fans. Can we have your autograph?" Janice says as she tries to hand him the pen and paper.
"Will you guys calm down? He's just a person." Pauline says as she crosses her arms and is not pleased with Zip Toad being in the competition.
Everyone looks at the next boat about to reach the dock. A very pale girl is meditating on the edge of the boat. She has platinum blonde hair similar to Peach's with one large bang covering her right eye. She is wearing a dark grey space looking dress. The dress shines flashes of bright green and blue off it. Rosalina shoes aren't visible because they are covered by her long dress.
"Here comes Rosalina." Donkey Kong says.
"I see many mixed vibes around me. It's nice to meet you all, I'm glad I can participate in this contest even though I'm from space." Rosalina says as she levitates off the boat onto the dock.
"Talk about a weirdo." Peach whispers to Pauline.
"You're from space?" Wendy asks.
"Yes! From this galaxy called-"
"Are you emo?" Dry Bones asks. "What's up with the emo bang?"
"Is there something wrong with my hair? Do people do things differently here?" Rosalina asks.
Another boat immediately follows after Rosalina's. A chubby short guy with a mustache and a big nose jumps onto the dock. He immediately shakes hands with Donkey Kong then walks to the rest of the campers. He is wearing plain overalls with a red undershirt and a red hat on his head. He's wearing some old boots.
"It's a me Mario!" Mario says to all of the campers that already arrived.
"Welcome to the show, Mario glad you could be here!" Donkey Kong says to Mario who's already talking to the other campers.
"Yeah I hope a I will win. Hey all the other a contestants it's a nice to a meet you all! I hope a some of you will a be my friends!" Mario gladly says to Donkey Kong and the other campers.
"Hi, I'm Pianta. Do you like fishing?" Pianta says to Mario.
"Fishing is alright. I don't a fish a very often…" Mario says as he turns to see Toadette, Peach, and Pauline as he smiles. "Whoa, what is a your name?" He asks Toadette.
"Hi, I'm Toadette." Toadette says with a smile.
"Well you're a very pretty." Mario says.
"Try a the veil!" Shy Guy says trying to mock Mario.
Mario looks over to Pauline, "And your name is?" He asks her as she looks away.
"Go away creep… DK what is that smell." Pauline says.
Donkey Kong points to the next boat arriving with a fat pale guy with a slight mustache. He is wearing a baggy black shirt where he has clearly visible sweat stains all over it. He has yellow shorts on and some red sandals. Wario steps off the boat while carrying a large sack on his back.
"Everyone meet Wario!" Donkey Kong says. Wario walks up to him and shakes his hand. "What's up?"
"Nothing much, just stoked to be here. I hope I don't get kicked off really early in the game!" Wario answers.
Bow easily notices the large sack and looks at in disgust. "What's in the sack?" She asks hoping it's not a dead body.
"Garlic!" Wario gladly replies.
"Yep. That's normal…" Prince Mush says then he continues to gaze at Toadette.
"What are you afraid of vampires or something?" Birdo questions Wario.
"And here comes Yoshi!" Donkey Kong says.
Yoshi waves as the boat stops. He happily runs off the boat and throws his green colored luggage to the rest of the luggage pile. Yoshi is a small green dinosaur like creature with a big nose. He is wearing some purple shorts, white short sleeve shirt with an egg on it, and some white tennis shoes
"Yooshhhhiii!" Yoshi shouts loudly as all the campers that arrived so far look at him then at Donkey Kong in confusion.
"Yeah, Yoshi doesn't speak English but he understands it. Yoshi, I have a translating device you put around your neck. It'll translate everything you say so everyone can understand you!" Donkey Kong says as he straps a translation device around Yoshi's neck.
Koops looks shocked. "You accepted someone who can't speak English over Koopie Koo? What is up with that?" Koops asks Donkey Kong.
Yoshi plays with his translator and immediately changes the voice to sound like an angry Japanese man. "It's nice to meet all of you ashy buttocks!" Yoshi says.
"Yeah his language doesn't translate precisely, and we had a budget so that's the best translator we could get." Donkey Kong says while scratching the back of his head.
"Hi, I'm Toadette it's very nice to meet you." Toadette says kindly to Yoshi.
"You're mushroom girl Toadette pretty, talk hope finding camp team!" Yoshi replies with sparks flying out of his translator.
"Umm, thanks?" Toadette replies in confusion.
"Yeah, there are a few glitches we're going to fix later, so try your best to understand him. I promise once the glitches are fixed everyone will be able to understand him." Donkey Kong says about Yoshi's translator.
A loud helicopter flies above camp for the next camper. She jumps out of the helicopter, pulls open her parachute, and lands knocking Prince Mush into the lake. She pulls off her yellow helmet to reveal her auburn hair. She's wearing a short lime green shirt with a floral design, dark green pants, and some dark green tennis shoes.
Donkey Kong says, "This is-"
"HI I'M DAISY! It's nice to meet you all. Do you like video games? Ice cream is good. So is cheesecake ooohh I so want some cheesecake. Does anyone wanna dance because dancing sounds so fun right now! Hehe. I had too much candy this morning. Hehe. Sugar makes me really hyper." Daisy says cutting off Donkey Kong.
The next boat arrives as everyone gasps at the sight of the next camper. Donkey Kong just laughs then grins evilly.
"Oh, here comes Bowser looking all big and mighty!" Donkey Kong says.
Bowser, the large koopa jumps on the dock. He looks furious. He's wearing a black short sleeve shirt with the word "believe" on it. He's also wearing some peach shorts and black tennis shoes.
"Bahahaha that's right I'm here! The future King Koopa is here so all of you bow down to me your all mighty ruler!" Bowser says as he looks around. When he sees Peach Lakitu begins playing soft music. "Why hello there miss what's your name?" Bowser asks Peach.
"My name is Princess Peach!" Peach says proudly.
"Well, Miss Princess Peach, I would kidnap you any day!" Bowser says as he winks.
"Aww, that's so swee- wait what?" Peach replies.
Lakitu turns around and aims the camera at the next camper arriving, Mona. He zooms the camera in on her breasts then zooms it out to show her face. She's wearing a tight tiger striped orange top that shows off her breasts with a tight orange miniskirt and some long leather boots. She moves her head to show off her long orange hair.
"Hi Mona. What's up?" Donkey Kong asks Mona.
"Hey guys! It's nice to meet you all…" Mona says as she looks around at the tasteless summer camp "Why are we at a summer camp?"
"It'll all be explained later." Donkey Kong says as he pushes Mona down the dock to the other campers.
"Hey beautiful I'm Wario!" Wario says flirtatiously to Mona.
"Oh please, I'm way out of your league! You shouldn't even be talking to me!" Mona says as she crosses her arms.
"Hi I'm Daisy!" Daisy shouts to Mona in joy.
"You sound very annoying and loud!" Mona says looking obviously annoyed with everything.
"Are your boobs real? I'm sorry that's just been bothering me." Pianta blurts out randomly.
"Of course they are! I'm only sixteen why would I get a boob job at this young age?" Mona says while feeling offended.
"They still look fake." Birdo says.
"Shut up! And you all better watch yourselves because I'm going to win this! I never lose!" Mona says as she stomps the ground.
The final boat arrives. The last camper floats off the boat. The ghost looks at Donkey Kong as he laughs for a second. He's wearing a blue and red party hat.
"And it's time to meet the final camper… Boo!" Donkey Kong shouts.
"Hello heh heh who here is looking to be scared out of their mind?" Boo says while trying his best to seem scary.
"Honestly like you're more adorable than like scary." Goombella says while walking up to him.
"Yeah I just want to pinch those widdle cheeks." Daisy squeals in a softer tone of a voice which annoys Boo.
"No! I'm not cute. I'm straight up scary!" Boo shouts as both Goombella and Daisy giggle. "What? I'm scary!"
"Dude, you're not scary. I know what scary is!" Dry Bones says.
"So what exactly are we doing here?" The sad ghost asks.
Donkey Kong looks eager now that everyone is here. "I'll explain everything after I get a group photo. Everyone go to the edge of the dock so I can take it."
All the campers along with Bootler go to the edge of the dock. They all pose while Donkey Kong takes out a high tech camera.
"Say cheese." Donkey Kong says as three helicopters fly by with interns hanging off the ladders. The interns are holding high-tech water guns and they shoot them at the campers. The impact of the water sends all of the campers flying back into the lake as soon as DK takes a photo. The camera shows the picture which is of everyone getting splashed. "Yup, that one's a keeper! Ok all of you dry off and meet me at the fire pit in ten minutes!" Donkey Kong says with a laugh.
The screen fades out to show the next scene. Donkey Kong is standing in front of all the soaked campers near the fire pit. "Ok, so here's how the game works. You guys will be divided into two teams, and every three days there will be a challenge. Each contestant on the losing team must vote off someone else on their team. The player who receives the most votes against them must walk the dock of shame, get on the boat of losers, and leave Mario Total Drama Island. For good! They absolutely can't ever come back no exceptions! The last player left on the island wins a hundred thousand dollars!" Donkey says.
"So what are the teams?" Wario asks eagerly.
"Before I talk about teams let me just say the cabins are not co-ed! Each team will get one cabin, the girls will get one side, and the boys will get the other. Bootler, Zess T. has an extra guest room for you." Donkey Kong says.
"Thank God!" Pauline looks over to Mario who is sniffing her hair.
Donkey Kong nods. "Ok, team time! When I call your name stand over there!" He points to the left of him. "Goombella, Boo, Pianta, Wendy, Peach-"
"That's Princess Peach to you!" Peach cuts Donkey Kong off making him annoyed of her.
Donkey Kong angrily looks at Peach as he continues speaking, "Annnyway, Pauline, Zip Toad, Yoshi, Mona, Waluigi, Mario, Bow and Rosalina will now be known as …" He throws a rolled up banner to Wendy. Wendy unrolls the banner to show a picture on an evil looking mushroom. "The Poison Mushrooms!"
"Poison?" Wendy asks while looking at the banner.
"Awesome I'm a mushroom!" Boo shouts.
Yoshi looks confused as he asks Boo, "Why you mushroom?"
"You just had to put Mario on my team! This is gonna be a long summer." Pauline complains.
Zip Toad pulls down his sunglasses and says, "Aye girl. You complain way too much. That can't be healthy."
Donkey Kong chuckles. "The rest of you, Luigi, Dry Bones, Janice, Wario, Toadette, Janette, Koops, Bowser, Janelle, Birdo, Daisy, Shy Guy and Prince Mush will now be known as…" He throws a rolled up banner to Dry Bones. Dry Bones unrolls the banner to show a picture of a bloated Fireflower with puffed up cheeks. "The Fat Fireflowers!"
Dry Bones looks at the banner in disgust. "Fat? That's a joke right?"
"We are going to DO-MIN-ATE the competition! They won't know what is about to go down! Whoo!" Shy Guy says slowly while he pulls out weed. He starts laughing randomly.
"Alright, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during the competition." Donkey Kong says with a serious tone in his voice.
[In Confessional]
Donkey Kong - "You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with these video diaries anytime you want. Let the audience at home know what you are really thinking /A fly lands on his head/…uh /Slaps his head as the fly flies around in his face/ or just get something off your chest!" /He tries to slap the fly/
Birdo - "I don't like my team at all! Actually, I don't like anything about this piece of beep camp or this show. Donkey Kong is lucky there is a hundred grand on the line!"
Yoshi- He is facing the opposite direction of the camera. He's playing with his translator. The voice keeps changing as he says, "The camera must be hidden! Me still confused! Me not brightest Yoshi…"
Janice – "Ah! First confessional! Well, I'm glad me and my sisters are all on the same team, so everyone can trust us… however, I'm terrified my team would throw us out first! This pageant queen isn't going down without a fight!"
The screen fades out to show a beaver in the confession stall while sitting on the toilet reading a newspaper casually.
Goombella- "This like could be like the greatest experience like ever. I can like finally be famous!" She squeals. "Yeah, I always wanted to be famous since I was like four when my parents bought this fake microphone toy. I like sang my heart out like I really killed that song, and then there was this other time when I-
The campers are all standing around the fire pit looking ready to compete for the grand prize.
"Any questions?" Donkey Kong asks the campers.
"Yes. I have a few actually. Why does-" Wendy tries to finish her question, but Donkey Kong cuts her off.
"No questions? Awesome. Let's find your cabins." Donkey Kong says as he walks to the cabins as all campers and Bootler follow behind him. They all reach the two crummy cabins. "The Mushrooms are in the east cabin, while the Fireflowers are in the west!" Donkey Kong says. "Alright you guys have thirty minutes to unpack then you all gotta meet me in the main lodge!"
Pauline and Bow both try to be the first to walk inside the cabins.
"Ugh, these cabins are crummy. These aren't even adequate living conditions!" Pauline complains as she crosses her arms.
"Oh, and you call me the spoiled one!" Bow remarks as she purposely bumps into Pauline as she runs in to get the best bed. Bootler walks passed Pauline also while holding all of Bow's luggage.
It's easy to tell Bootler is struggling to carry all of Bow's luggage. Sweat is running down his face and veins are visible on his forehead. "Lady Bow-" Bootler cries as he lets out a grunt. "Where do you want me to put these?"
"One second, let me pick out the best bed" Bow tells Bootler as she runs to inspect the bunk beds in the cabin. She feels each pillow and blanket and lies down in each bed to pick the comfiest one.
"You're a ghost, you float! Why would you need a comfy bed?" Wendy asks as she walks inside the cabin, while slipping on more pink lipstick.
Eventually Bow picks a bottom bunk. "Yeah I pick this one!" Bootler drops all of Bow's luggage and sighs in relief.
Bootler - "Am I tired of Lady Bow always bossing me around? Not that much. I learned to get used to it. It's truly unfortunate that when I found out Lady Bow got accepted on the show I threw a party and got very excited. After I packed all her bags with everything, she told me I was coming along. Why must my life suck? Anyway, Lady Bow, the biggest problem I have with her is she expects everything to be done for her. She can't even cut her own pancakes!"
Pauline searches through her suitcases to find a mirror. She turns and notices that Mario followed her into the cabin. Mario grabs her hair and sniffs it which creeps her out.
"What are you doing?" Pauline asked looking quite disturbed.
"Sorry, but your hair smells a really good. You use a coconut shampoo?" Mario replies while sniffing Pauline's hair even more.
"Yes. Now stop sniffing my hair." Pauline crosses her arms and starts to look angry.
"Um… No!" Mario replied not even backing away from Pauline.
"Well then" Pauline says as she cracks her knuckles.
Mario screams really loudly and Pianta, Shy Guy, Rosalina, and Waluigi, who are all standing outside the cabin, turn around. Mario walks out with bruises all over him and a black eye.
"I think I'm gonna distance myself from Pauline for a little while." Mario says as he runs inside the guys' side of the Poison Mushrooms' cabin.
"Yikes! Such violence!" Waluigi comments from Mario's bruises.
Rosalina sets a small white mat behind her team's cabin. "Yes. This will be a magnificent place for me to meditate!" Rosalina says to herself as she tries to hold in her excitement.
"No this is the perfect joint to smoke!" Shy Guy responds startling Rosalina because she thought she was the only one back there.
"What is this smoke you speak of?" Rosalina asks Shy Guy.
"Weed." Shy Guy answers followed by a loud laugh.
"Huh? I still don't understand." Rosalina glares at the object in the stoner's hand.
Shy Guy just takes out a small piece of paper and puts some weed on it. He rolls up the paper and takes out a lighter. He lights it and blows the smoke in Rosalina's face which causes here to use her hand to fan the smoke away from her.
"Want to try?" Shy Guys asks Rosalina while holding the weed up to her face, which makes her back away.
"No. I feel terrifying amounts of negative energy coming off of you and this stuff you call weed!" Rosalina says.
Birdo reaches her cabin first as she throws her luggage down and notices a large cockroach on the ground. She stomps on it eight times and then slides the remains on the ground. Janice, Janelle, and Janette all skip happily into the cabin much to Birdo's annoyance.
"Hi. Isn't it totally radical that we're on the same team?" Janice squeals to Birdo who looks very irritated.
"No." Birdo says as she tries to leave, but the mushroom girls are blocking the way out. Birdo takes a deep breath because she doesn't want to push them out of the way.
"Why do you seem sad?" Janette asks Birdo who is obviously annoyed not sad. "Janice, Janelle, doesn't she seem sad?"
"Yes. Super-duper sad." Janice and Janelle say almost simultaneously.
"Why are you so sad?" Janelle asks Birdo.
"Did something happen to you to make you sad?" The green spotted mushroom girl asked Birdo.
"Was it a boy? Did a boy make you sad?" Janice asks Birdo as she takes out an anger management squeaky toy as she squeezes it too hard and it pops.
"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!" Birdo screams at the three sisters who all three run out of the cabin crying while Daisy is trying to walk in.
"Wow, got three people crying on the first day here. You're pleasant!" Daisy says with a smirk.
"They're the most obnoxious, annoying, and repetitive clones ever!" Birdo justifies as she takes a deep breath before she screams in frustration.
"Still, we need to act as a team, so we must all get along… man, I'm hungry." Daisy says while getting sidetracked thinking about food. "I wonder what's for lunch…" Daisy quietly says to herself.
"You obviously haven't heard them speak." Birdo grinds her teeth thinking about all three of their annoying voices that all sound the same.
"I hope they're serving Pizza or even pasta…" Daisy says to herself as she just processed what Birdo just said. "We still have to get along."
Wario, Koops, Bowser, and Luigi all peak out of their cabin and witness Janelle, Janette, and Janice running away crying.
"Wow girls are so dramatic!" Wario says as he bites into a large piece of garlic.
"Yeah, that's why I use chlorofor- erm I mean duct tape to keep girls quiet when I kidn- I mean hang out with them." Bowser says as he immediately covers his mouth.
"Whateva. Those girls gotta learn to get along. We is a team!" Luigi says as he pounds his fist into other hand.
"My girlfriend, Koopie Koo, isn't dramatic at all!" Koops says as he realizes that he's already starting to miss Koopie a lot and it's only the first day at camp.
Koopie is still in Petalburg in Mayor Kroop's pink house sitting down in his old couch.
"I'm gonna sue DK and his lame show for all they got! Then I'm gonna burn that stupid island of his down! I will get my revenge! Muahahahaha!" Koopie Koo shouts evilly to Kroop.
"Eh… What's that missy?" The elderly mayor replies.
Koopie Koo looks around for a second as she notices something strange. She walks closer to a vase as she leans in and examines it closely.
"Is that a hidden camera?" Koopie Koo asks as she starts doing random poses like a model.
"Missy I can't hear you! What are you trying to say?" Kroop shouts at Koopie Koo loudly right in her ear.
"Ugh old people are so annoying" Koopie Koo whispers silently to herself.
"Old people are not annoying! Clean your mouth and get it right missy! You're gonna be an old sap like me someday! The nerve of the youth!" Kroop shouts as Koopie Koo's left eye begins twitching.
Zip Toad walks into his cabin and he takes off his sunglasses to look cool. He looks around the room. Paparazzi are hanging in the doorway but an intern uses a high-tech water gun to spray them all away. Janice, Janelle, and Janette all happily skip inside the cabin while holding Zip Toad's luggage.
"I'm not signing anything! Just putting that out there! Girls put my luggage on my bed!" Zip Toad says as he claps which doesn't seem to annoy the three sisters at all.
"I can't believe I'm touching Zip Toads luggage!" Janice squealed.
"This is so radical!" Janette shouts while pinching herself because she's assuming that she's dreaming.
"Zip Toad can I get a piece of your hair?" Janelle asks as she pulls out a pair of scissors which causes Zip Toad to back away.
"No… now get out!" Zip Toad says as the three sisters all skip happily out of the cabin.
"Wow, you get all the girls!" Mario comments in shock.
"I know I do, dude to be on top you need to know how a girl works! And you gotta be famous, obviously." Zip Toad states.
"I want to talk to Bow. She's really pretty!" Boo says while gazing out the window looking at her boss Bootler around. She's screaming and complaining because there are only sowers on the island and Bow takes baths.
"I hate to break it to you, but Bow is a spoiled brat." Waluigi warns Boo. Boo just shrugs looks back out the window.
"Maybe I can change her…" Boo says.
Waluigi touches Boo's shoulder, "Good luck with that, man."
"Yeah." Boo says as he smiles at the sight of Bow.
"I just wanna go fishing." Pianta says while holding up his fishing rod pretending to reel in a big fish.
"Dude, what is up with you and fishing? I've never went fishing because it's boring." Zip Toad asks Pianta.
"I love removing fish from their natural habitat so I can eat them." Pianta states casually as he pretends to reel in more fish.
All the campers are now lined up in the main lodge. The main lodge seems very standard for a summer camp. Two long wooden tables, one for each team. The chef, Zess T, is standing there with a large gray pot and she looks angry. She looks around at all the campers and strikes fear into each and every one of them just from her appearance. She's a middle-aged Toad woman with thick wrinkles around her mouth. She's shorter than all of the campers and uses a stepstool to give the campers their food because she's too short otherwise. She has thick white curls peeking out of her mushroom cap. Zess T is wearing a black shirt with an apron over it, black cargo pants, and army boots.
"Listen up. I serve it three times a day and you will eat it three times a day. So grab your tray, get your food and sit your butts down now!" Zess T yells with her arms crossed as usual.
Prince Mush and Pauline reach Zess T first. Zess T hands them both trays with an unknown substance on the plate. Pauline pokes it to make sure it won't explode or anything.
"Excuse me lady, but can I know how much protein is in this?" Prince Mush asks the aging Toad woman nicely.
"No!" Zess T shouts.
"But you see, I'm going to be a professional wrestler someday so I must stick to a strict diet!" Prince Mush tries to explain.
"Listen here sunny boy." Zess T says as she gets in Prince Mush's face. "I. DON'T. CARE. NOW GO SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN BECAUSE YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINE!"
Prince Mush and Pauline immediately run from the front of the line. Suddenly, Rosalina, Toadette, and Mona reach the front of the line.
"Um, I feel destructive energy coming off from this food. Like something bad might happen to me from it…" Rosalina says.
Zess T smiles for a second as she grabs the back of Rosalina's head and slams her face into the food. "Destructive enough for yah? Who's next?"
"I guess I should've seen that coming." Rosalina says to herself as she grabs her tray.
"Hey. What's up?" Toadette says to Mona who just grabs her food, rolls her eyes, and walks away. "Rude, much?"
Rosalina steps next to Toadette, "Don't mind her. She has insecure energies bouncing off of her. I can just tell that she stares into a mirror every night pointing out her every flaw. She just wants to be accepted without having to expose her true feelings." She says directing to Mona who looks annoyed.
"Shut up creepy space girl! None of that stuff is even true!" Mona yells at Rosalina.
"You can't fight the truth. Just let out all of those innermost feelings. Get it all off your big chest!" Rosalina says calmly.
Mona crosses her arms. "There are no innermost feelings that I have to let out! So just shut up and go back to Saturn or something."
"Such denial! It's not good to deny who you truly are! You're supposed to embrace it!" Rosalina says with a worried look on her face.
"Whatever…Get of my face." Mona says as she walks away.
Bow and Bootler both reach the front of the line. Bow examines the food in disgust and then begins laughing. "Oh. I'm not eating this crud. I'll just have Bootler whip me up something later." Bow says which angers Zess T.
Zess T grabs her large spoon and grabs a spoonful of the unknown substance. "Oh that's fine Princess. Did you want a pony with all the B.S?" Zess T says calmly. Bow opens her mouth as if she's about to say something, but Zess T shoves the spoon in Bow's mouth and forces her to swallow it which causes her to cough a few times. "Don't ever disrespect me like that again!" Zess T shakes her head and laughs just like Bow did when she saw the food.
"Bootler! Do something!" Bow cries and looks at Bootler.
Bootler looks into Zess T's evil eyes as he swallows his spit, "Madam that was highly unnecess-" Zess T shoves a spoonful of the unknown substance in his mouth also. She forces him to swallow it which causes him to choke just like Bow did, but he quickly stops. He looks at Zess T like she's truly insane.
Bow and Bootler angrily float away from the front of the line. They are the last ones in line. Donkey Kong walks into the mess hall and nods.
"Yo! How do you all like the main lodge?" Donkey Kong asks all of the campers.
"Well! This food is- " Bowser says as he turns and looks at Zess T holding a large knife as she points at him. "fantastic…heh heh" Bowser finished his sentence not wanting to upset the obviously derange old Toad chef.
"Alright, all of you get ready! Your first challenge starts in one hour! I'm not giving you all any details, but you'll need your bathing suits." Donkey Kong says as he takes out a lint roller to get lint out of his fur. Donkey Kong walks out before any of the campers could question him about the lint roller.
"What do you think they'll make us do?" Koops asks his team who all don't look nervous. Koops is shaking and looks like he's about to hyperventilate.
"Eez up dawg, it's only our first challenge. It shouldn't be anything hard." Luigi says while tapping the back of the nervous koopa's shell.
Suddenly all the campers are standing on a tall cliff in their bathing suits. They're all looking over the cliff in fear.
"Ohhh crap!" Luigi says while looking over the cliff.
"This is a joke right?" Wendy asks Donkey Kong.
Daisy looks over the cliff as she says "Yep, we're all going to die!"
The camera fades out.
Author's notes:
-The traveling sister's three didn't I have names so I just gave them random names. Originally, the shadow sirens took their place, but I changed it to them because they're ditsier.
-I changed the format of the confessionals because it was redundant for all the times it said "In confessional". I prefer this way. :3
-I also got rid of the lines because I hate them. :P
-Thanks for reading. Please review. I'm deciding to keep this story going because of the awesome reviewers. Don't let me get discouraged. c: