It occurred to me that this song fits the Seddie pairing perfectly, so I wrote the a songfic. Enjoy, and if anyone thinks of another song I could use, please tell me.

We started going out when we were juniors in high school. But everyone freaked out so bad when even the rumors started that we kept it a secret. It became a game between the two of us, fooling the entire school.

She's cold and she's cruel
But she knows what she's doin'

At a pool party she pushed me in the pool and laughed her head off about it. Then when she read in the yearbook that I was "most likely to become president" she doodled a mustache on my face. But every time she made up all the pretending with a kiss. She really is amazing.
She pushed me in the pool
At our last school reunion
She laughs at my dreams
But I dream about her laughter
Strange as it seems
She's the one I'm after

It really got frustrating to the two of us that we couldn't be together publicly because of people, and too much peer pressure. But we stayed together through it all.
'cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep comin' back for more
She's just the girl I'm lookin' for

He told 4.5 million people that I had never kissed a girl. And then she pretended to not care! I have to admit, she could switch attitudes fast. On screen she was snide and annoying. Off-screen, she was a sweet, kind, and very kissable girl.
She can't keep a secret
For more than an hour
She runs on 100 proof attitude power
And the more she ignores me
The more I adore her
What can I do?
I'd do anything for her

She makes me crazy at times and others she makes me feel like Superman. When I know that what I'm doing is completely insane I look around and see her, giving me a grin and a wink, and I know that no matter how bad it is, she wait till I come back.
'cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep comin' back for more
She's just the girl I'm lookin' for

She acted disgusted when I called her, using our code to communicate. It went something like this.

Sam: What up Frednerd?(Hi sweetie, how are you?)

Freddie: I'm doing good.

Sam: Well I'm not going to hook you up with Carly, so why did you call me?(Can I sneak over tonight?)

Freddie: I think so.

Sam: Okay, tell you what. You do the project and I won't post all of your baby pictures on the internet. (Okay, I love you, see you then)

Freddie: Love you too.

Sam: Bye Fredward(Be there in 20 minutes)
And when she sees it's me
On her caller ID
She won't pick up the phone
She'd rather be alone
But I can't give up just yet
Cause every word she's ever said
Is still ringin' in my head
Still ringin' in my head

She didn't like pretending, but she couldn't stand the way people looked at her. I understood. The feeling like someone's just quit talking about as you round the corner.
She's cold and she's cruel
But she knows what she's doin'
Knows just what to say
So my whole day is ruined

'cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep comin' back for more
She's just the girl I'm lookin' for

Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep comin' back for more
Oh, I keep comin' back for more
She's just the girl I'm lookin' for
Just the girl I'm lookin' for

Just the girl
I'm lookin' for
She's just the girl
I'm lookin' for
Just the girl
I'm lookin' for
Just the girl I'm lookin' for