Disclaimer: If Shaman King were mine, I wouldn't need to write fanfics

What are drabshots, you ask? They are fanfics that are too long to be a drabble and too short to be a one shot. Thus, they are drabshots! They are short and sweet, like drabbles, and also self-contained, like one-shots! Don't question my reasoning! Just accept it!

Watermelon Gum

Hao slowly and deliberately unwrapped a silver wrapper off a stick of gum. Making sure the boy next to him was watching him, the Asakura popped it into his mouth. The other rolled his eyes, knowing the longhaired shaman was trying to provoke him into saying something.

"What flavor gum is that?" Lyserg asked dully, shifting his position on the couch to avoid anything vulgar. He didn't need it to be his seventh time this week Yoh walked in to find his brother and his friend making out on the same piece of furniture. Sometimes he wished the horny twin would actually leave him alone to read.

"Watermelon."

"Ok."

Hao frowned. It was dull enough sitting doing nothing involving fire in Flame Inn on an August day, and Lyserg just had to ignore him. The fiery brown eyes tried to search out green, but at the moment, the dowser wasn't focused on the person next to him.

Alright, stage two.

Moving closer, Hao ran a finger under Lyserg's chin. "Do you want a taste?"

"Sure, whatever," Lyserg said mindlessly, holding out his hand.

"Oh, I don't have any more gum."

"Oh, okay." The hand retreated.

"Wait, wait. Don't you want to personally taste it?"

"No. Not interested."

Hao stuck his lower lip out. Pouting not very kingly, actually. "Lyserg, what if I told you that was the absolutely, entirely the last piece of watermelon gum in the world?"

"Oh, I can live without watermelon gum."

Hao frowned again. How could anyone stay focused on a stupid paper book like that? Unnatural, he concluded. He had to save Lyserg, his little pet, from unnatural occurrences.

"I command you to take the gum from my mouth with yours!"

Lyserg glanced up. "What gives you the power to order me around? How old are you anyway?"

"I stopped counting after I reached a hundred," Hao said offhandedly. "Anyway, it's order and you must follow it."

"Make me," Lyserg said, turning back to his book. A bad move. A very bad move.

"Okay." Hao pressed a hand on Lyserg's stomach, causing the greenette to drop the book out of his hands in surprise. Without a moment wasted, Hao pressed Lyserg's back against the seat of the couch. "I'll make you do what I say."

"Hao," Lyserg said warningly, but Hao ignored him and started making out with him.

Lyserg sighed, tangled up in the sheets already. Hao had dozed off next to him, a telltale piece of red gum in his hair. There was going to be a nasty hell when he woke up.

"How did an argument over gum end in bed?"

Owari

Note: I want some watermelon gum right now, actually…next one is a YohxLyserg. It involves hair color, plants, and beaches. Happy waiting! Read and Review, please!

ALSO! I have maybe three more original drabshots left...if you want to see something, please don't hesitate to request anything! Drop me the pairing and prompt in your review!