So I was coming back from church camp- which was pretty awesomesauce, by teh way- on our bus, and we stopped to go use the bathroom at a gas station (which so happened to be across from a cemetery.) When my friend sitting next to me came back, she was holding a new flavor (rainbow berry) Airheads. So then a girl passed down the aisle, gasped dramatically, and said "They're unicorn bacon bits!" It was so awesome. So I was looking out the window, and then thought about Unikitty. ^^

No unicorn-cat hybrids will be harmed in the making of this fanfiction.

It was a pretty normal day in Bricksburg. Well, not normal like President Business had made it, but still normal. The President had gotten his job back, much to his surprise and joy, as well as Badcop and Goodcop. The cop had quickly rounded up an army of Master Builders to fight the Duplos, organizing the assaults on the invading army. At least, organization to an extent. They wouldn't let him go too far. Eventually though, miraculously, a large silver spaceship had come down, picking up all the Duplos and explaining somewhat apologetically to the Lego's that they were late to an intergalactic tea party.

Or something like that. The Lego people had energetically replied, saying it was no trouble at all. So yes, now everything was back to "normal." Except for that one time…

Unikitty was visiting Bricksburg. She'd heard a few of her close friends from Cloud Cuckoo Land had been visiting, so she was coming over for a visit herself. She walked down the path, hoping to run into them. Squinting into the distance, she thought she saw someone floating down the path in her direction. Settling onto a bench and closing her eyes, she decided to wait and see if they happened to be one of her friends. A few seconds later, she heard a voice call out to her.

"Hey Unikitty!" Opening her eyes, she saw not one of her close friends from Cloud Cuckoo Land, but her one of her bestest friends in the worlds. Benny.

"Hey Benny!" She yelled excitedly. Jumping off the bench, she giggled as he zoomed around her before setting to a stop, and floating to the ground.

"What are you doing here?" He asked her happily.

"I could ask you the same thing!"

"You first!"

"Gosh! Okay," She rolled her eyes and giggled again. "I was looking for some of my friends-"

"You found 'em!"

"-Right. And well, they're not here yet. I was just waiting for them."

"Oh, cool. Can I wait with you?" Benny asked, grinning.

"Sure, I don't see why not." She smiled, jumping onto the bench. "So tell me why you're here."

"Oh yeah! Well, I heard about this new candy…" The two dissolved into happy conversation. In a tree, a girl with a laptop and sound-enhancing earphones chuckled mirthfully while signing in to her FanFiction account, and then opening a new Google docs.

"Oh hey, Daff!" Unikitty called out, interrupting herself. She and Benny turned to see a stylized cat like her, except in place of the unicorn horn, a shaggy mane hanging all around his neck. His eyes were yellow and the fur was a creamy white, while his paws were orange and red. He walked down the path towards them, and as he did, Benny spared a quick glance at Unikitty. Her cheeks had gone pinker than usual and she smiled and sighed.

"Hey, Kitty." Daff said, a one-sided smile on his face. He winked at her, and Unikitty blushed fiercer and giggled.

All of a sudden, Benny decided he hated Daff.

"So, who's this?" Daff asked, turning to Benny and looking entirely unimpressed, complete with raised eyebrow. His voice was deep and purring, with a Spanish accent.

Noticing this, Benny decided he hated Daff more.

"My name's Benny." He said, forcing a smile. He grudgingly held out a claw for him to shake. "Nice to meet you."

"Ah… I don't shake. I'm not a dog." Daff sniffed. Unikitty frowned at the exchange as Benny retracted his claw from the empty space, staring Daff right in the eyes. Daff stared him right back. Unikitty wasn't sure what was going on, but she was pretty sure it didn't have positivity involved.

"Erm…" She began. Daff and Benny both turned towards her. "I was going to go hang out at the new frozen yogurt store with Daff and a couple other friends who are meeting us there. If you want, you can come with us." She told Benny, stating the last sentence hopefully.

Benny looked at Daff, then at her. He'd only just met Daff, and already they'd almost fought. And over what? No, he decided. I'll let her enjoy herself. I don't want to ruin her day by fighting with Daffodil.

"Uh, it's alright Unikitty. I think one of my spaceships needs repairs. I'll see you later, though." He stammered.

"Oh. Okay. Bye Benny." She smiled sadly as Benny speedily floated off, waving goodbye.

"Spaceships, huh? So he's some sort of… wannabe astronaut?" Daff's voice broke her thoughts.

"What? No! He's actually been to space. Several times in fact." Unikitty said, walking fast to catch up to Daff who had walked away without waiting for her.

"Riiiight. He probably just told you that."

"No. I've actually been in one of his spaceships. He even gave me a suit." She argued, remembering the comfiness of it. He'd made it especially for her. She wore the suit a lot as pajamas, and whenever he took her, Emmet, Lucy, Metalbeard, and Batman on a spaceship ride she liked to wear it proudly. Emmet had teased her about it a couple times, but no one really paid any mind. Unikitty was starting to think that maybe Daff wasn't acting like a close friend after all.

Daff just harrumphed and they walked in silence to the frozen yogurt store.

Benny walked into the garage which he used to repair his ships whenever he needed. President Business had been kind enough to let him build the garage with spare blue and white bricks from the construction site on a small rectangle of land between a cafe and an animal shelter.

"That guy was a jerk." He muttered to himself as he observed his spaceship, walking around it to see the damaged areas. He saw that one of the thrusters was cracked, so he pulled it off, threw it away, and floated over to grab another newer silver thruster from a bench. Deciding the other old thrusters were a bit rusty, he grabbed the other upgraded, silver, new ones and replaced them all.

He replaced a back wing and a panel of glass, and then he heard loud voices coming from around the corner.

Curious, he dropped the rag he was going to polish the windows with and walked out into the sun. He walked around just in time to see Daff walk away angrily from a red-furred Unikitty. Running up and forgetting to float, Benny went over to Unikitty. A few people who had been watching went back to what they were doing, most of everything over.

"Unikitty, what happened?" Benny asked, worry seeping into his voice. Unikitty had to take a few deep breaths to calm herself before she could reply.

"That guy is a jerk." She seethed.

"Er…"

Unikitty jerked her head over to the cup of frozen yogurt. "That's his."

"This is his?" Benny said in disbelief. The cup was massive, and splotches of yogurt had spilled onto the table. Crushed up rainbow pieces were swirled into the cup. "Where's yours?"

"He told me he was going to pay for mine, which I thought was really sweet of him. Then, he ran out of money paying for his. He's a really messy eater, by the way. Anyway, I didn't bring my money because I didn't have anything else planned. But watching him eat without me wasn't the worst part." Benny listened carefully, like a good friend would. He had a half mind to follow the cat and punch him right in his smug face.

Unikitty was silent for a bit, so Benny urged her on. "What was the worst part?" He asked gently.

"...Do you know what those rainbow bits are?" She asked, raising her half-angry, half-hurt gaze up to his kind one.

"No… what?"

"Unicorn. Bacon. Bits." She hissed, pulling her tail around her. Benny's eyes widened. "Are you sure they're r-"

"Yeah, they're real alright. It turns out Daff had made a deal with the frozen yogurt company to make this stupid topping. And guess what? They wanted to use me as a mascot! He's been capturing unicorns and slaughtering them since he was five."

"That's horrible!" Benny exclaimed.

"I know. He said he'll get me eventually." Unikitty said, and her face turned worried.

"The brick he will."

"Benny!"

"I'm serious, Unikitty! If he lays a paw on you, I'll destroy him." Benny swore. "I'll get Badcop to take this company down for use of slaughter in their products. But… before I call him, I was wondering if you'd like to finish our conversation over some frozen yogurt. My treat."

Unikitty hesitated, and Benny quickly added, "If they even think about putting even a hint of unicorn in yours or my food, I won't need to call Badcop. I'll tear this place down myself."

Unikitty smiled, one of her radiant smiles that Benny loved about her. "Okay. But if you put little tiny spaceships or something like that in my yogurt, I'll kill you."

"Pfft! I'm truly offended that you have so little faith in my self-control." He answered, mock outrage written across his face as he held the door open for her.

"What self-control?" She joked, and they both laughed as the door swung shut behind them.

I hate Daff. ^^ Does anyone else, or is just me? Anyways, I was thinking of making this into some sort of group of oneshots. Or something. Yup! LiveHowYouWantToLive's Box Full of Stories will always be better though if I do. Teehee.

~Toodles!