AN: DO NOT THINK THIS IS A SERIOUS STORY.
This is badfic, and we wrote it because we read Becoming Female and My Immortal, and...you know...we felt like making fun of them by trying to make an even worse story than them. I think we did brilliantly XD ~Luna and Indie
"OMG," Hermione gushht on the cooll fone with me! "Draco said you're a prety boy? I'll be rite over!" She hung up on the phone.
I criyd because I was so sad. "I want him to think I'm pretty as a girl, not a boy! I'm sad! I'm crieing!" I criyd to myself and then sudenllie! I had an ideya!
I ate this food because food is made to eat only some food is disgisterng so you can't eat it! LOLLLLL.
The food made you throw up but it was worth it because the food turned you into the opposite sex! LoL, you said da werd sex! Haha! Haha! So I was a girl! And I was suddenly a girl!
I was so beautiful! Beautie is a virchu!
I stared at myself! I had beautiful long golde shinie longg hare like a liquid waterfall! I had ono scarr! I couldn't beliv it! My eyes were the clearest blue! Like beautiful limpid tears. I decided my new name was Serenity because I was so beautiful. My eyes were the colour of the sky in the night air! I was wearing a long, pink dress and pink is my fave colour! OMG! It had tassels and made me look like a beautiful mermaid especially with my long gold hair which shimmered down my slender back! I couldn't believe how hot I was! And I'm not even being showing off! I looked like a girl version of Gilderoy Lockhart who I thought was, like, soooo hot! Like I was now! I was wearing eyeliner and red lipstick but I only liked pink lipstick! My eyes stared imploringly at myself! I suddenly wished I had pink lipstick! Pink lipstick appeared in my hand! I put on the beautiful pink lipstick and the ugly red lipstick went off! My hair was beautiful with the pink lipstick! Yay! I deciderd my new motto is lerning is forr nerds! I hated learning LOL! I was so beautieffull! My hair was so beautiefull! I new drako wud luv it! 3 I don't want to haf a /3
Brokenn hart, geddiT?
I sudenlie new I wuz a werwolv! I wiz so sad! Beig a Werewolf would macke my beuty less stronge! Draco walked up to the Slytherin common room and saw me!
"OMG," he gasped. "u, mie deer, my sun off mie lif, u r sooooo botiful! Will you kis me?"
We kissd.
Sudenlie, my enemi, a sexist idot ron, walked inn.
"She has to mary me!" he snarled angryly.
"No!" I cried clinging to Drako!
"Leave the love of my lif alone!" he said prutektivly!
"LOL, you lost," I gigged to Ron.
Suddnely, someone waked in!
It was...Dumbldor!
"OMG!" he said. "Ron, you are like so awesome! Rape her!"
"MY name is Serenity!" I gasped.
Drako started to cry. "Alas! Your name is oh-so-beutifull! I mean, it's pretttir than your hair, my love!"
"Let's go one a date!" I gushed enthusiastic.
"First I need to introduce you to the school!" said DUmbledor angryly. "Like, duh dude!" he added in a duh voice.
"Dont u talk to my Sernerity like that!" snarled Drako.
"Oh, Draco," I sighed, cudling up to him.