Dark kisame here this is my first fanfic so bare with me. Err… well first of all I don't own any thing and well… why don't we just… move on into the story.
AKATSUKI TRUTH OR DARE CHAPTER 1: Nothing to do?
In the akatsuki new proclaimed "base" everyone was bored. Deidara was chasing Tobi around with a clay bomb, Sasori was sitting in the rafters, Hidan was beating his head against the wall, Pein was sitting beside Konan who was thinking quite hard, kisame was asleep on the couch, Itachi was sitting next to him plugging is ears trying to drowned out Kisame's vary loud snoring, Kakuzu was out on a bounty, as for Zutsu… no one really knows.
"AAGH! I can't think of anything to do!" Konan yelled. "Ok 1: OW! I am now def in this ear, and 2: we know, we are too." Pein said. Deidara caught Tobi in a corner "You're dead Tobi, hm" "NO! Simpi You wouldn't dare!" Tobi pleaded. "Dare? I GOT IT!" Konan yelled. "OW!" Pein yelled holding his ear. "Let's play truth or dare!" Konan said. Hidan stopped and turned to Konan, his forehead red, "WHAT NO!" he yelled. "Just do it!" Pein yelled. Itachi looked at his fishy partner "Kisame…KISSSAMEEE!" Kisame didn't even flinch. Itachi held Kisame's nose "*BMAG* what!" kisame asked. "Konan wants to play truth or dare" said Itachi.
Everyone gathered in a cercal. "Where's Sasori?" asked Konan. Everyone pointed up where Sasori was sitting boredly "SAORI GET DOWN HERE!" Konan yelled. Sasori yelped and fell off the rafter flat on his back "ow" Sasori said flatly. "Come on Sasori-san!" Tobi said pulling Sasori by the foot. "Okay Kisame!" Konan said. "What?" Kisame said. "Truth or dare?" "Dare." "Okay, I dare you to flush yourself down the toilet." "Oooh." Kisame said as he walked to the bathroom everyone listened closely "I don't hear anything." Pein said. "SSHHH" Konan hissed. Some banging noise came from the bathroom followed by the toilet flushing. "Did he do it? Hm?" Deidara asked. "Itachi go check." Konan said. Itachi got up and walk to the bathroom and came back and sat down. "Well." Konan said impatiently. "He's gone." "WHAAAT?" everyone yelled.
There was a knock at the door and everyone went silent "Tobi get it! Tobi get it!" Tobi yelled running to the door. "GOOD LORD!" He yelled running back. Kisame walked in covered in sewage. Everyone held their nose. EWW!" Konan moaned. "Oh Itachi-san I found your glasses." Kisame said giving a pair of sewage covered glasses to Itachi. "Err… um … thanks?" Itachi said as he crudely cleaned and put them on. "Gross. Xb" Sasori said holding his stomach. "Sasori truth or dare?" kisame asked. "Dare." "I dare you to… *grin*" kisame leaned over toward Sasori. "Get away, you smell like sewer." Kisame whispered the dare in Sasori's ear. "What? No!" "You'll lose." "So?" "All losses are punishable by death!" Konan cut in "*gulp* Grr okay whatever." Sasori said and walked into one of the rooms. "WTF Kisame?" Hidan demanded. "Just wait." Kisame said laughing.
After a while Sasori walked out in a bright pink strapless dress with blue eye shadow, ruby red lipstick, and a pink bow in his hair. Everyone stared, kisame stared expressionless, and Itachi's glasses feel down his nose. Konan's eyes grew wide. Pein's, Hidan's, and Deidara's mouths dropped. "Sasori-san looks so pretty!" Tobi exclaimed. Hidan started to whistle at Sasori. Sasori's face turned bright red. "Wow Sasori you look really pretty." Konan insured. "Are you wearing perfume? Hm?" Deidara laughed. "No comment. O_o" Pein said hastily.
"O…okay Deidara truth or dare?" Sasori asked. "Dare" Deidara said still laughing "Why does everyone pick dare?" Konan asked. Sasori got up and went to the kitchen and came back with a glass. "I dare you to…" Sasori grabbed kisame's sleeve. " What the? Let go!" kisame demanded. Sasori squeezed the sewer water out of kisame's sleeve in to the glass. "…To drink this." Sasori said holding the glass out to Deidara. Deidara turned pale. "Don't be such a girl." "Look who's talking." Deidara retorted. "S…SHUT UP," Sasori said his face turning red. "How 'bout this if u don't you must admit that internal art is the true art." "NEVER! Gimmi that." Deidara took the glass and downed the whole thing. "And I thought having to swim in it was revolting. Xb" Kisame said. Deidara threw the glass and ran to the bath room.
"I can't believe you made 'm do that. XD" Hidan laughed. Kakuzu walked through the door with several Hidden Mart bags. He stopped cold and stared at Sasori. "What happened your prom date didn't show?" Everyone started laughing. "DEAR LORD WHATS THAT HORRIBLE SMELL!"Kakuzu yelled. Everyone pointed at Kisame. "Good thing I got this." Kakuzu said as he threw a bar of soup at kisame. "Well thank god it's also in my shoes." Kisame said as he walked out the door. There was a short silence, except for Deidara's puking. "Good thing I bought toothpaste also," Kakuzu said "What are you doing any way?" "Truth or dare." Konan said as she dragged him down. "It's Deidara's turn so wait."
Well that's all I got for chapter 1. Pleeeease review and tell me if I should make chapter 2 or not. Well see allz yall akatsuki fans later. Byeme ^-^