A/N:i know this drable or whatever it is, is completely insane. but this is what happens when i am exhausted to death and cant sleep. do review and tell me how you like it.
Asumi-Blood-Wings , yes i was thinking about that too. so i have made some changes. hope its better. Draco's lines are in bold and Harry's are normal.
DISCLAIMER:i can wish they belonged to me. i can dream they were mine. but they came out of Rowling's mind.
so they are hers. i own nothing. don't sue me.
Potter.
*Keeps reading.*
Potter.
Hmmm.
"…"
"…"
POTTER!
What the hell, Malfoy?
Language, potter.
Yes mother.
What are you doing?
I thought you had eyes?
Must you be so impossible?
Must you an insufferable prat?
I repeat, what are you doing?
I repeat, can't you see with those aristocratic eyes of yours?
I'm trying to make a conversation here.
I'm trying to avoid a conversation here.
Potter.
"…"
POTTER!
What the hell is wrong with you, Malfoy?
Why not?
Pardon?
Why won't you have a conversation with me?
Why must you have a conversation with me?
Don't twist my words around.
Well, don't bother me then.
Stop being so impossible.
Stop being so whiney.
I'm not whiney.
I'm not impossible.
Listen potter—
I don't want to.
Why not?
Because.
"…"
"…"
Because what?
Oh are you talking to me?
I've been trying to, for the last 15 minutes.
Why?
Say, would you help me?
No.
No?
No.
Just like that?
Just like that.
A clear, flat no?
Just, no.
But why?
Must you be so ignorant Malfoy?
*Snorts*
We hate each other.
No, we don't.
Yes, we do.
We don't.
Do too.
We don't.
Suit yourself.
We don't!
Stop being so friendly Malfoy, its revolting.
Well, stop ignoring me.
Stop being a git.
Stop being inattentive.
Stop being a persisting Hermione.
Oh that reminds me.
Yes, please go.
I'm not going anywhere.
Damn.
Why do you think I was going anywhere?
I mentioned Hermione?
What do I have to do with her?
You are the one that knows.
Do i?
You have been staring at her, no, ogling at her for the last two weeks.
Oh.
Bugger off, Malfoy.
Why?
I'm not interested in talking o you.
Too late. We are already talking.
I repeat, bugger off.
No.
Fine. I'll leave.
No, potter. Sit! *grabs Harry's robes and pulls him down*
What the hell, Malfoy?
Language.
Whatever.
Draco.
What?
Its Draco, my name.
Errr. . . I know that.
Call me Draco.
Ummm .. . o-kay.
How did you know I was staring at granger?
Well I have eyes, you see, and I use them, unlike some people.
So you were watching me?
Yes, to see what you were up to now.
I'm not up to anything!
No?
Well, nothing bad.
Uh-hun.
Stop looking so suspiciously at me.
Stop looking so guilty.
Stop looking at me altogether.
Stop clinging to my robes!
Malfoy don't clin—
Yes, and Malfoys are the family who love Gryffindor.
Was that a compliment in some twisted way?
Antagonism.
Sarcasm?
You utter dimwit!
You bespectacled git!
You snobbish moron!
You sodden Gryffindor!
Eh, that was lame.
I know.
Can I leave now?
No!
Stop clinging!
I haven't said it yet.
Whatever you are thinking about Hermione just throw it out of your worthless head.
You think I'm not worthy of her friendship?
Look at your standards Malfoy.
Malfoy standards are—
Yeah yeah. You are friends with Parkinson. That complete cow!
Yeah? And you are friends with Longbottom that—
You are friends with Crabbe.
And you are friends with Finnegan.
And I'm friends with Hermione.
And I'm friends with you.
Oh really? Since when?
Since our first year.
That is the most blatant lie I ever heard including all the crap Voldemort came up with.
Ouch.
Yeah.
That hurt,
Good. It was supposed to.
See Potter—
I don't wish to.
I have always rather liked you.
Liar.
I always wanted to be friends with you.
Rotten liar.
But you always started these fights.
Bloody rotten liar.
And then Granger told me something a fortnight ago.
Bloody big fat rott—what?
She told me that I should speak with you. Get to now you and all that.
Hermione said that?
Yes.
No.
She did. She said to start a friendship with you we must first at least manage to talk to each other without hexing each other.
You are making this up.
No, I'm not.
Why should I believe you?
Why ever not?
Oh let me think .. . Maybe because we have been sworn enemies all our lives!
Well, that is past, Potter.
It so isn't.
Stop being childish.
Stop being so .. . civil.
Stop being so ignorant.
Stop being so annoying.
Stop being so breath-taking.
Stop being so per—err, what?
You heard right.
Breath taking?
Yeah, you are so—*continues dreamily*
Stop! I don't even want to hear it.
I will have my say.
You already said enough.
Listen you twat.
I'm not.
See, I like you.i've got it bad for you, potter.
I'm not listening!*in a singsong voice*
Will you go out with me?
No. I have some standards to uphold here, Malfoy.
And I'm a Malfoy—
And I'm the Potter.
Famous git.
Infamous prick.
Go out with me.
No.
Please?
No.
'…"
"…"
You must be tired.
Oh yes, how kind of you. I will be leaving now if y-
Yes? You are not supposed to say yes. Ask why?
Why?
Cause you have been running in my mind all day.
Two words Malfoy. Ha. Ha.
My name is I. my problem is LOVE. My solution is You.
My name is I. my problem is YOU. My solution is CRUCIATUS.
Ouch.
Yep.
Are you a dictionary?
No, Hermione has one if you need.i think it is called something like Spellman's-
are you a dictionary potter? Cause you give meaning to my life.
Liar, liar.
Well, that is not the point.
Malfoy—
Draco.
Draco, stop using these lame lines on me. I'm straight if you haven't noticed.
No you are not. You just ditched Weaslette. Please stop rejecting me.
Stop pestering me then.
Stop being so sexy.
Stop CLINGING to ME!.
…
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Oh, I will rock your world.
r-really?
On second thought, no.
Is there an airport nearby –
Do you even know what an airport is?
Hermione told me.
Oh.
So, is there an airport nearby or is just my heart taking off?
Did you see an airport near Hogwarts, ever, you moron?
You are so unromantic.
With you.
What did I do to deserve this?
Well nothing aside from being a thorn in my side for the last 8 years.
You know why I never won from you at Quidditch?
Because you are a lousy seeker?
Because I could just keep flying around with you baby.
You keep telling yourself that, baby.
Stop finding faults in all my lines.
Well stop using idiotic lines.
When I look at you , I'm on fire.
Aguamenti!
God, Potter!
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I don't feel cold when I'm around you.
And why is that?
You are so hot!
When you are around, I don't feel peace.
Oh.
You are my own personal hell.
This line was a flop too, wasn't it?
Yes.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised—
Oh no, not that.
You know what I see?
Nothing I need to know I assure you.
I see—
Don't!
-you.
Oh.
Naked.
Disgusting.
With me.
Ahh. Save me, Merlin.
You are so perfect.
Why, thank you.
I must have dreamed you into existence.
Ruined the moment.
I don't know how my lips taste.
Vile.
Can you taste them for me?
Ugh.
What?
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Potter I feel like I'm Juliet and you are my .. my .. .err, Mercutio?
Laughs
It wasn't Mercutio, was it?
Laughs
Paris?
Falls to the ground laughing.
Romeo! Well, you get the point.
The point you being a lovesick girl? Yeah I do.
Git.
...
Your body is like a temple.
Sorry, no services.
However much I hate them, I wish I was your glasses.
If you were my glasses, I'd get contact lenses.
Then I wish I was—wait, what's contact lenses?
Don't come back until you figure it out.
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What would you say if I asked you to go on a date with me this weekend?
What would you say if I told you I was already going with Luna?
Then I'd just use my great looks and my excellent lines to ensnare you in my love.
Dream on, Juliet.
The green of your eyes reminds me of my comfy satin bed. Wags eyebrows suggestively.
The grey of your eyes reminds me of a crowbar.
What?
Go out with me and you can share everything I have.
I don't particularly like that idea.
Did someone just brew Amortenia? Cause I smell you, baby.
Ew, just ew.
Every time I look at you, its like your eyes stun me.
Stupefy!
Mmmm!MMMMM!
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Potter go out with me
Nobody loves like you like me
Chang was weepy
Weaslette is flirty
Lovegood is weird
With me you are shirty
I want to love you
I want to kiss you
So you, me, tomorrow, 7:30?
Rejected.
Awww, I made it myself.
I figured that much out all by myself.
When you smile at me, my heart dances.
Tarantallegra!
Potter stop hexing me!
"…"
First rule of dating, you don't hex your partner!
Finite!
Thanks Potter.
Harry.
Har—harry? Does that mean you will go out with me?
No I just wanted to make you happy for one last time. Since you are suffering so much for me, I just decided to Avada Kedavra you. Do you have any last words?
Bye Harry. See you around.
FIN.
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