The Ballad of Starsky & Hutch
Once upon a time in a place called Bay City L.A,
lived two cool cops who loved to play.
They ran the streets in search of crime,
and it was usually on the city's dime.
With the help of a man named Huggy Bear
who supplied them with names he's willing to share.
They drive around the city in a red car with a stripe,
if you ever see the man driving you'd know the type.
A man so gorgeous with curly hair,dark
and cocky but he's always fair.
His partner Hutch, he's quite the man
with beautiful blonde hair and muscles so tan.
Now Starsky and Hutch have both loved and lost,
but they do love hard at any cost.
They never lose site of the friendship they share,
and they know that together they are a powerful pair.
They work for a man whose name is Dobey,
who they love to tease with glee.
But when it comes down to it they live by a code
that's called Me and Thee.
So if you ever need protection or just a tender touch,
call on the boys from Bay City whose names are
Starsky and Hutch...