What did you think of the movie Titanic?

Pheme: If you lie Leo, I swear I'll kill you.

Leo: Well, I didn't cry a drop.

Piper: LIAR! Annabeth, Hazel, Callie, and I could hear you halfway across the hall!

Callie: True dat.

Percy: Jason and I only shed a tear.

Leo: You two nearly drowned us!

Pheme: And you, Frank?

Frank: I'll admit it! I cried. *Tears start forming* And-and Jack was so nice to Rosie!

Leo: I know, right?

Jason: I wish I could be as noble as him!

*Boys start crying*

*Callie face-palms*

Pheme, Piper, Callie: Boys...

Has anyone seen Annabeth in make-up?

Piper: Honestly, no.

Annabeth: I don't wear make-up too much.

Percy: You did once.

Annabeth: Oh, really? When was the last time you saw me wearing make-up?

Percy: In the Sea of Monsters, at Circe's Island. They gave you a pretty dress and make-up. And in the meanwhile, I was a rodent.

Annabeth: Oh, yeah! You made a cute guinea pig, Seaweed Brain!

Hazel: I've never see Annabeth in make-up

Jason: Me neither. Wait, Reyna brushed your hair?

Frank: Before now, I didn't think Annabeth knew what makeup was...

Everyone: ...

Leo: Personally, I think our dear Annie would look hot in makeup.

Percy: Yeah, she is-wait, WHAT!?

Leo: (Thinks: Shuck, I messed up big time.) L-look P-Perce. I honestly didn't mean it like that.

Percy: LEO I-DON'T-YOU'RE-MIDDLE-NAME VALDEZ!

Leo: Shit...

Who do you think's getting married first: Percabeth or Gruniper?

Annabeth: Whoa, whoa, wait. Who said Percy and I were getting married?

Percy: Wait... We're not getting married?

Annabeth: I was kidding, Seaweed Brain. Just answer the question.

Percy: Oh, right. Well, I'd love to have a future with my Wise Girl. Well, ever since we got together, I felt like we've grown. No literally, but in our friendship. Marrying Annabeth would be like a dream come true.

Pheme: Awww... That's so sweet... I wish I had a boyfriend like that!

Annabeth: That's so sweet, Percy, but we're not even done with high school yet. Let's wait on marriage.

Percy: Alright... So Grover, when's the wedding? ;)

Grover: Blah ha ha ha! I'm no older then you.

Percy: But aren't you 20 or 30 something in human years?

Grover: ... Yeah, but don't tell Juniper that.

Juniper: Don't tell me what?

Pheme: I think it's time for me to leave now...

Percy: Is it bad I find this hilarious?

Annabeth: Shut up, Kelp Head. Go clean something of mine.