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Naruto: Heir of Millennium
Chapter 1: Who or What is Schrödinger?
Within the village of Konoha there were legends of a time before the Rikudo Sennin, a time when people had no chakra and weapons were more dangerous. One legend talks about a monster in the shape of a man and the organization that stood against him. The battles between the two quickly led to a major war that ended the current age and an age of darkness that ended when the monster's young fledgling stopped him and sealed him into a tree. After several centuries of war a young woman name Kaguya ate a fruit from the tree and gained power to stop the wars. Since then several events have to come to pass, but an age old being has decided to come out of hiding.
A young looking blonde with cat ears and light purple eyes was using his ability to be everywhere and nowhere to see if anyone else was still alive from Millennium. He noticed that the world was a mixture of modern and old seeming to emulate Japan. He saw and learned that Alucard had been sealed into a tree by his own fledgling after the death of Integra and subsequent falling apart of the Hellsing Organization. He saw that the pieces of the tree were sealed into people and used as weapons; Schrödinger was quick to note that one of these so called Jinchuricki looked almost strikingly similar to Alucard's "police girl". The young child was an orphan and upon a closer look Schrödinger saw that he was easily manipulated, just like the old man in charge of the village wanted. Schrödinger decided that he would manipulate the child, a child that would be able to eventually rival even the monster that haunted most of Millennium's nightmares.
Meanwhile in Konoha said child was walking down an old road that few would ever dare walk. On one of the days that he was chased away from food he found an old bunker filled with instructions on how to fight and make various weapons, this bunker had been unearthed when the Kyuubi had attacked the village and was covered in the lethal youki that the Biju was known for. Naruto Uzumaki hated Konoha, hated the very fact that everyone who knew his name seemed to know about him. He had almost made friends with a father/daughter team of ramen chefs but a shinobi decided that they were too nice to him and killed them. Naruto swore that as soon as he had the ability to he would destroy the village and everyone in it. It was with thoughts like this running through his head that he entered the bunker and almost didn't notice the other blonde in the room.
Naruto and the strange blonde stared at each other, well more like the strange blonde stared and Naruto glared. "Who are you and how did you get into my home?"
The strange blonde smirked, which caused one of the two cat ears on his head to twitch and spoke in a strange accent. "I am Schrödinger and I was watching you with my ability. As for how I got here… I guess you could say that I'm everywhere and nowhere at the same time."
Naruto kept his glare on the blonde cat boy/girl. "Why are you here? I already had one person try to poison me today. If you're gonna try and kill me you will have to get in line."
Schrödinger kept his smirk on his face. "I am not here to kill you; rather I am here to train you. I see that you have the potential to equal a man that became a monster. The man was eventually defeated and sealed into a tree, a tree that eventually became animated because of his vast power. This tree was eventually defeated and sealed away as well. However this tree had been sealed into a man, and before he died he split the tree into nine parts that took the form of animals."
Naruto's glare weakened. "Why are you telling me this?"
Schrödinger hissed like a cat. "Quit interrupting me if you wish to know. Anyways, after a while a man named Madara Uchiha took control of one of these fragments and used it to attack his greatest rival. That rival was the Shodaime Hokage Hashirama Senju. After the long fight Hashirama's wife Mito Uzumaki sealed the fragment into herself. After a while, when she was close to death, she had her village send a young girl named Kushina Uzumaki to have this fragment sealed into her. The cycle continued seven years ago on October 10th when a man in a mask forced the fragment to attack the village after ripping it out of Kushina. As to why Kushina didn't fight him, he had taken her newborn son hostage and was weak from childbirth. Her husband eventually drove the masked man off and sealed the fragment into their son. This fragment was the Kyuubi-no-Kitsune and you are the child it was sealed into to."
Naruto thought over what he was just told. "That would mean that the Sandaime lied to me when he said he didn't know about my family, that he didn't know why people hate me, and why so many people say I don't deserve my name." Naruto had tears in his eyes, "Schrödinger-san, what are you gonna train me in?"
Schrödinger smirked on the inside at how easily he got the blonde's trust by revealing a few carefully doctored facts. "I will be teaching you some of the techniques and abilities of an organization I was once a part of. I will be teaching you as much as I can and as much as you can handle about Millennium."
A loud bang was heard as Schrödinger's head was blown off by a blonde woman in clothes that made Naruto slightly blush. She had a yellow uniform with a faded symbol on the shoulder. Her blonde hair covered blue eyes a shade darker than Naruto's. "I refuse to allow you to corrupt my grandson."
Well here is a good point to end the chapter. I have but one question for the people reading this. Who should Naruto have on his side when he eventually destroys Konoha, who should the new elites of Millennium be?